"What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Listen to explore sex and splendid cross-sea real estate ropes (n), is a big deal. I think more than 300, San Diego, and a series of attacks."
This guy on /mu/ made a song version of that pasta and I lauged to death. Literal death.
Also:
">Fluffy pony looks at water >Fluffy pony drowns"
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"It seems that the servant of the servants of smelling smells water to play >"