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#1 2012-10-30 18:39:46

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

DIFF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOT TRAP.

Now I have to get rid of all this by hand. I'd delete them, but then I wouldn't have the IPs to ban.

EDIT: Never mind. I'll just let Diff somehow mass-delete them. I can't find any way to do it *insert technologically impaired goose*


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#2 2012-10-30 21:15:47

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

*summons the power of the universe*
DRAGON KING SLICE SUCKAAAAAAAAAAS
*deletes and bans all spammers*

...I've been playing too much Grandia...

Bot trap doesn't work on bots designed to spam only.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#3 2012-10-31 04:42:25

colon
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Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

Different55 wrote:

*summons the power of the universe*
DRAGON KING SLICE SUCKAAAAAAAAAAS
*deletes and bans all spammers*

...I've been playing too much Grandia...

Bot trap doesn't work on bots designed to spam only.

Well that's pointless.


what the ****

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#4 2012-10-31 05:41:23

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
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Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

The bot trap gets bots that slow down the site with their large amounts of traffic.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#5 2012-10-31 15:22:51

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

Different55 wrote:

The bot trap gets bots that slow down the site with their large amounts of traffic.

...Why wouldn't a bot that spams slow down the site with huge traffic?


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#6 2012-10-31 17:24:18

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

Spam bots:
BLARGH POST A LOT LOL.
*site slows down a lil*

Crawl bots:
MUST. FIND. EVERYTHING.
*site slows down a lil*
*bot finds trap*
*bot dies in a fire*


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#7 2012-11-01 13:26:58

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,109
Fails: 3
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Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

Different55 wrote:

Spam bots:
BLARGH POST A LOT LOL.
*site slows down a lil*

Crawl bots:
MUST. FIND. EVERYTHING.
*site slows down a lil*
*bot finds trap*
*bot dies in a fire*

That's a perfect example of what I would say.


what the ****

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#8 2012-11-02 13:14:53

scienceguyz
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Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

but crawlers are good right? Because they put our websites on searches and stuff?


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#9 2012-11-02 14:53:35

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

Bad crawlers are bad. This trap only catches bad crawlers.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#10 2012-11-02 22:17:07

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,109
Fails: 3
Website

Re: Fail Forums has had its first and second spam attacks!

so trap is like this;
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red is bad
green is good
yeah?


what the ****

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