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#1 2012-11-01 14:47:25

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yo mama jokes

It's just awesomesauce with coolbeans.

Say ones that you made up!

Yo mama so fat, she had her baby scan on Google Earth!
Yo mama do fat, when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 5 movies!
Yo mama so tanned that her children were oranges!
Yo mama so fat, when she bathed in the ocean, all the floods in america started!
Yo mama so fat, she could stop Hurricane Sandy with her belly!
Yo mama so fat, when she crossed the road, people shouted 'TAXI!'.
Yo mama so fat, she ate the whole of Australia!
Yo mama so stupid, she called herself to find her phone!
Yo mama so stupid, she told a 'Yo mama so fat' joke to her son!

what the ****

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#2 2012-11-02 17:26:33

Coolio
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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama is actually probably a nice person, but I'll insult her for no apparent reason anyways.

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#3 2012-11-02 19:44:03

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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she voted for Romney and Ryan... in 2004.

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#4 2012-11-02 22:42:51

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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she thinks fail forums is a piece of crap (not true though)

c:

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#5 2012-11-05 15:24:55

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Re: yo mama jokes

Ratburntro44 wrote:

Yo mama so stupid, she voted for Romney...

You're offending me.

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#6 2012-11-05 19:51:27

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Re: yo mama jokes

Number1KirbyFan wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:

Yo mama so stupid, she voted for Romney...

You're offending me.

I think you need to finish reading the quote.

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#7 2012-11-05 23:40:09

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Re: yo mama jokes

Ratburntro44 wrote:
Number1KirbyFan wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:

Yo mama so stupid, she voted for Romney...

You're offending me.

I think you need to finish reading the quote.

I did, but I don't know about that stuff since I was a toddler then.

Edit: Why isn't my post count viewable?

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#8 2012-11-06 15:57:38

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Re: yo mama jokes

i c wut u did thar

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#9 2012-11-11 18:48:27

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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she did not c wat u did thar.

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#10 2012-11-23 15:49:45

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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, When voldemort casted avada kedavra on her, It bounced off!

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#11 2012-11-24 07:01:08

Different55
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Re: yo mama jokes

colon wrote:

Yo mama so stupid she did not c wat u did thar.

His post count was 404.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#12 2012-11-27 15:10:24

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Re: yo mama jokes

YO MAMA SO FAT


SHE FAT

EH SO GOD AT YO MAMA JOKES, I KING!

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#13 2012-11-27 18:53:09

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Re: yo mama jokes

YO MAMMA SO NICE SHE HELPS BLIND KIDS CROSS THE STREET

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#14 2012-11-27 19:21:13

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Re: yo mama jokes

Bobithan wrote:

YO MAMMA SO NICE SHE HELPS BLIND KIDS CROSS THE STREET

WELL YO MAMMA SO NICE SHE VOLUNTEERS AT A NURSING HOME

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#15 2012-11-30 15:52:27

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Re: yo mama jokes

Well YO MAMA SO PRO THAT SHE USES lowercase letters

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#16 2012-12-24 22:41:25

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Re: yo mama jokes

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WALKED PASTED THE TELEVISION AND I MISSED A SEASON OF MY FAVORITE SHOW

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#17 2012-12-29 16:21:41

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Re: yo mama jokes

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE'S AT RISK OF CONTRACTING TYPE 2 DIABETES OR OTHER DIETARILY INFLUENCED DISEASES.

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#18 2012-12-29 16:54:05

Bimps1002
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Re: yo mama jokes

YO MAMA SO MAMA, SHE MAMA
mamaception, coming soon to a turtle near you.

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#19 2012-12-29 16:55:39

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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she is beginning to fuse hydrogen inside her. I propose building a Dyson sphere around her and harvesting the energy for a clean, long lasting energy solution.

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#20 2012-12-29 16:58:20

Bimps1002
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Re: yo mama jokes

I AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT

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#21 2013-01-03 09:35:27

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Re: yo mama jokes

YO MAMA SO MAMA, THAT SHE ATE MAMA'S MAMA TO BE MORE MAMA

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#22 2013-01-10 15:45:50

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Re: yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat,

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#23 2013-02-10 09:53:55

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Re: yo mama jokes

yo mama so gangsta she ate a million gangstas to be the best gangsta

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