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#1 2012-12-29 22:09:22

Bimps1002
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Text Adventure Game!

CHOOSE FROM THE CHOICES, though sometimes there is a do anything option

You are a little baby. What is your gender? BOY or GIRL?

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#2 2012-12-30 10:24:31

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>Girl

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#3 2012-12-30 12:01:40

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Okay. Joo iz now eh gurl. Joo iz species iz...

CHOOSE ANYZ!!!!!111!!11!!woof!!!!1!!!!

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#4 2012-12-30 13:09:05

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>Narwhal

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#5 2012-12-30 14:24:12

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Okay. Joo iz now a baby female narwhal. Where do joo live?
FOREST
ZOO
LAND

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#6 2012-12-30 15:37:09

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>Land

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#7 2012-12-30 18:36:15

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

joo iz female baby narwhal on land. what the hell is wrong with you.
Joo find a tree. Wat joo do?

ANY CHOICE :DDD

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#8 2012-12-30 23:13:36

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>eat a cookie

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#9 2012-12-30 23:34:15

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Joo eat a cookie. You feel sick. WHAT JOO DO NOW?
ANY CHOICE :DDD

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#10 2012-12-31 10:53:41

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>eat another cookie

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#11 2012-12-31 11:18:23

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>BE MAAAAGIC NARWAHL

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#12 2012-12-31 12:25:32

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Joo eat another cookie, joo getting zickrawr. WHAT JOO DO NOW?
ANY CHOICE :DDD

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#13 2012-12-31 14:26:57

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

suicide

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#14 2012-12-31 14:56:11

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Joo iz try to suicide, but barf on tree instead. WHAT JOO DO NOW?
EAT BARF
EAT TREE
EAT COOKIE

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#15 2012-12-31 15:17:12

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Search your inner consioussness for what you truly desire from your existence. Go on massive psychological exodus coantemplating life, death, good, evil, god, civilization, IHOP and burritoes. Reach the final conclusion of enlightenment that you must eat all three.

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#16 2012-12-31 16:43:58

Coolio
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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>EAT COOKIE

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#17 2012-12-31 17:01:41

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Krubby comes down from the skies, "do it narwhal, it is your destiny."

Realizing this, joo eat le cookie, eat le barf, then eat le tree. Joo feel powerful. You find another tree. WHAT JOO DO NOW?

BARF ON THE TREE
GO THROUGH THE TREE
GO AROUND THE TREE
DO THE TREE

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#18 2012-12-31 23:18:44

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>go through tree

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#19 2013-01-01 15:25:57

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Joo try to go through the tree, but fall drop dead. CHOICE ANOTHER CHOICE NUBLET

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#20 2013-01-01 18:24:00

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

I barf on the tree while going around it.

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#21 2013-01-01 20:05:51

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Okay, joo barfz on tree. You keep on going around the tree clockwise, WHAT JOO DO NOW?
STOP ORBITING THE durn TREE AND GO FORWARD
EAT ANOTHER COOKIE

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#22 2013-01-01 23:28:43

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>eat another cookie

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#23 2013-01-02 12:13:43

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Joo try to eat another cookie, but it slips past joo. With only one choice left, joo go forward. Joo see a cave. WHAT JOO DO NOW?
SLEEP
GO IN CAVE
HAVE A SPASM

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#24 2013-01-02 13:39:50

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

>WHILE SLEEPING IN CAVE, HAVE SPASM

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#25 2013-01-02 15:08:50

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Re: Text Adventure Game!

Joo sleep in cave, den have a spasm. Joo horn gets stuck in ground D: . Joo see a bear? WHAT JOO DO NOW?
STAY STILL
TRY TO LIFT HORN OUT OF GROUND
TRY TO HAVE ANOTHER SPASM

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