I feel like I've said this before, but I can't find it now.
The reason I disappeared from the forums is because I switched to AT&T. AT&T isn't very good at internet-ing and if you visit any *.net78.net link on it, it'll appear down, even though it's not. I couldn't even get into cPanel. So then I got a PM from this ^ guy over here somewhere around 2 weeks ago that alerted me to the fact that the forums had not suddenly inexplicably gone down as I had previously thought. I used a proxy, copied everything, merged everything, and uploaded the Conglomeration of Fail up here for all to enjoy.
Jet fuel can't make dank memes.