Choose your own adventure.

Starvr344 · 2014-01-28 19:33:39

Sort of like text adventure game, accept you get to make up your own choices.

Example:

Example1 wrote:

You find a tree.
A) Water it.
B) Set it on fire.
C) Dig it up.
D) Climb it.

Example2 wrote:

C
You dig up the tree, and there is a hole where it used to be.
A) Jump in.
B) Fill it with liquid.

You find a tree.

A) Water it.
B) Set it on fire.
C) Dig it up.
D) Climb it.

Different55 · 2014-01-28 22:45:51

B

You set the tree ablaze. Gazing into the flickering lights of the dying tree, you feel a sudden urge to jump in the flames.

A jump in
B cook bacon
C walk on coals barefoot
D move along, as there's nothing to see here

Ratburntro44 · 2014-01-28 22:54:59

B

You cook bacon on the burning tree. After cooking the bacon, you hear some enraged pigs coming through the grove to exact revenge.

A) Eat the bacon
B) Give the bacon to the pigs
C) Run
D) Set the pigs on fire

Starvr344 · 2014-01-28 23:19:36

A

You eat the bacon, filling exactly 1/231 of your stomach.
Pigs are now bludgeoning you repeatedly.

A) Try to distract the pigs.
B) Vomit the bacon all over them.
C) Claim you are a Nigerian Prince and that you need the pig's credit card number.
D) All of the above.

Silverheart · 2014-01-28 23:52:50

C

You tell the pigs that you are a Nigerian Prince and demand their credit card number. Are you really a Prince? Either way, the leader of the pigs informs you that the bank wouldn't accept them for a credit card.
A Return immediately to Nigeria with the pigs and demand they create a pig bank
B Give up and accept your fate
C Ask for their PayPal username instead
D That's enough discussion. LESS TALKING, MORE WORSHIPING.

Different55 · 2014-01-30 14:13:46

C

When you ask them for their paypal accounts, they go on a long, drawn-out rant on how hard it is for pigs to type and on how hard it is for them to use the speciesist computers that are designed to be used exclusively by humans.

A "Acquire" their PayPal information anyway
B Sell them free trials for AOL
C Sell them the promise of a brighter tomorrow
D Donate their organs to science

colon · 2014-01-31 19:49:36

C

They then come to Nigeria with you and get burnt with fire.

A) Eat the pig bacon
B) Hack into PayPal accounts
C) Sell Bacon
D) Jump into fire with them

Last edited by colon (2014-01-31 19:50:16)

Different55 · 2014-01-31 20:07:36

C

You sell the bacon by email. Or try to. Unfortunately, with the subject line "For Sale: Nigerian Fried Bacon by a Nigerian Prince. TOP QUALITY GUARANTEED SATISFACTION", you didn't get any offers. On the bright side, you received lots of emails informing you that you've been submitted to various spam databases. Or maybe that's the dark side. Maybe you should join the dark side.

A Eat the pig bacon, risking cardiac arrest.
B Use your bacon as a stage prop in the show Baccano!Baccono!
C Join the dark side. They have cookies to go along with your bacon.
D Donate your bacon to charity.

colon · 2014-01-31 20:15:42

B)

I give the Baccono! production team the bacon as props. But they eat it. They all die of heart attack.

A) Bury bodies
B) Steal CCTV footage
C) Eat bodies
D) Steal dead people's PayPal accounts

Creature · 2014-01-31 20:47:39

D

You get PayPal account full of free cash.

A) Spend it in all thing you find.
B) Buy something you ever wanted.
C) Deposit it.
D) Drop it.

Silverheart · 2014-01-31 21:15:48

D

you drop it on the floor.

A pick it up
B walk away
C roll in it
D dig a hole under it and use it to cover the hole so the next person to walk over the spot falls in. Lie in wait.

Creature · 2014-01-31 21:26:39

B

You walk away and 2 strange peoples come, someones ask you to give your money.

A) Give money
B) Punch
C) Run away
D) Kamehamena!

Different55 · 2014-01-31 21:38:29

D

You scream "KAMEHAMENA" in their faces and...

A run away
B Punch that sucker in the face and yell "THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA"
C take their necks off
D disco time

Creature · 2014-02-01 08:25:00

D

You dance with hot girls. After a long time, you...

A) Stopped dance and runned away
B) Drink a beer
C) Continue dancing
D) Ask one of hot girls to...

colon · 2014-02-01 09:52:43

B)

You pass out and go to the 80's disco hospital.

A) Wake up
B) Go into partycoma
C) DISCO!
D) Watch Baccono!Baccono!

Ratburntro44 · 2014-02-01 16:41:34

A

You wake up and find yourself in the disco hospital. You are the only one in the room, all the doors are locked. There is a disco ball in reach that might be able to break through the window. There is a phone on the wall, but only the number "2" key is still usable on the number pad.

A) Break the window
B) Party by yourself
C) Take off your hospital gown
D) Speed dial "2"

Starvr344 · 2014-02-02 01:23:54

A

You break the window with your bare hands. Ouch. Appearently, breaking a 4th story window of a hospital in the busiest part of New York is not a good idea, unless you want to attract heaps of attention. Everyone in a 50 foot radius cranes their necks toward your now broken 4th story hospital window, including the local police chief.

A) Run as fast as you can out of the hospital.
B) Hide in the janitor"s closet.
C) Create makeshift curtains with your hospital gown.
D) Wave.

Last edited by Starvr344 (2014-02-02 01:24:15)

Ratburntro44 · 2014-02-02 01:34:46

A

Since the broken window is your only way out, you run out of the broken window at top speed. You fall through the sunroof of a black car and land in the passenger's seat; the car is being driven by a man dressed in a black suit with black sunglasses. He proceeds to say "Hello, [___your name___]"

What is your name?
A) Stephen
B) Jimothy
C) Tyrone
D) Scarface

Last edited by Ratburntro44 (2014-02-02 01:34:59)

Different55 · 2014-02-07 22:03:07

B

The man turns to you and says "Hello, Jimothy. We've been expecting you. Don't try to escape the car, the doors are locked. Permanently. You can never leave here. We'll be together forever. Here. Forever. In this car. Foreevveeerrrr."

Seeing the... unsettling expression on this mystery man's face, you decide to
A) Attempt to smash the car window with your forehead.
B) Poke his eyes out
C) Put on your seat belt
D) Roundhouse kick that sucker.

Ratburntro44 · 2014-02-07 22:54:14

B

You attempt to poke his eyes out, but instead hit his sunglasses. The man rotates his head 180 degrees, and you, to your surprise, see an identical face with sunglasses. You now…

A) Take the sunglasses off his face
B) Disable the airbags
C) Open the sunroof
D) Try to smother him with your hospital gown

Creature · 2014-02-10 11:28:04

A

You took his sunglasses off his face and reveals Chuck Norris.

A) Run like a chicken
B) Punch in his face
C) Kiss him
D) Dance

Different55 · 2014-02-12 19:30:15

A

Fearing Chuck Norris, you run for your life. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the air, chuffing you to bits.

A) Collect your bits and crawl away
B) Try to unchuff yourself
C) Send a desperate cry for help to the internet using code words so that Chuck Norris won't know what you've done.
D) Play dead.

N1KF · 2014-02-12 19:38:40

D) Play dead.

Chuck Norris thinks he's beaten you, but then you accidentally sneeze...

A) RUN AWAY!
B) Call Bruce Lee
C) Scream as loud as you can as an attempt to deafen Chuck Norris
D) Commit suicide Try to fight him

Last edited by N1KF (2014-02-12 19:39:04)

Ratburntro44 · 2014-02-12 20:52:15

B

Unfortunately, it turns out that his phone number was taken away and reassigned to a Pizza Hut. You say…

A) Large Hawaiian, Extra Cheese
B) SOMEONE HELP ME I'M FIGHTING CHUCK NORRIS WITH TWO FACES
C) Can I get a basket of fried chicken?
D) My cousin works at Pizza Hut, do you know him?

Different55 · 2014-02-12 22:17:43

D

Saying this, you attempt to scam the new guy on the phone into giving you a free pizza. You manage to convince him of a "Family Superdiscount" and

A) Order a large Hawaiian pizza with extra cheese.
B) Order the new guy to come and save you.
C) Order Chuck Norris a pizza as an offering.
D) Order a basket of fried chicken.

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