Vending Machine

Different55 · 2014-02-25 23:16:53

You get a large, sticky glob of suspicious origin deposited into your hand.

I insert the written word of Sir Isaac Newton.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-25 23:24:10

You get an apple. Ejected out of the machine at 80 newtons. Towards your head.

I insert your now fractured skull

Different55 · 2014-02-25 23:25:32

You get a little slip of paper saying "He's in a better place, Jim"

I insert time of death.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-25 23:31:21

You get age of death.

I insert N1KF

Different55 · 2014-02-25 23:33:25

You get some beans on a bacon cheeseburger.

I insert odd foodstuffs.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-25 23:38:55

You get odd tools

I insert the one other person in the world who noticed what I did there.

N1KF · 2014-02-25 23:40:54

You get someone who isn't me.

I insert

Different55 · 2014-02-25 23:41:05

You get the guy your imaginary friend Bob who lives in Pakistan.

I insert a forum where new lines work as expected.

N1KF · 2014-02-25 23:44:48

You get almost every forum website except the Everybody Edits Fan Forums.

I insert a burrito.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-25 23:53:53

You get a D55 now trying to fight you for it.

I insert a sword, and give it to N1KF

N1KF · 2014-02-26 00:05:36

You get a confused N1KF, wondering how you can insert a sword into a vending machine and give it to me at the same time.

I insert a candy bar.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-26 00:11:03

You get out of the machine. You now do not remember me putting you in the first place.

I insert a zombie

N1KF · 2014-02-26 00:20:06

You get chewed brains.

I insert a peanut.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-26 00:21:21

You get a cashew.

I insert myself and a pillow.

N1KF · 2014-02-26 00:22:36

You get a bed.

I insert a bomb, that's going to blow up you and the machine. (You're in the machine, right?)

Different55 · 2014-02-26 07:16:41

You get a bomb-defusing sloth.

I insert ingrown toenails.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-26 09:49:56

You get my dad's foot.

I insert the key to the machine. Like somehow. I don't know how, since I'm inside, but somehow.

N1KF · 2014-02-26 18:35:45

You get your 1,000th post, for some reason.

I INSERT GEORGE WASHINGMACHINE

Different55 · 2014-02-26 18:39:06

You get Barack Obramaham

I insert fake ID.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-27 11:05:00

You get the person on your fake ID, suddenly brought to life by the magic of the machine.

I insert a bomb.

Different55 · 2014-02-27 11:39:46

You get a broken vending machine and a bomb defusing sloth.

I insert 1UP.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-27 18:13:54

You get high.

I insert BEARS!

Different55 · 2014-02-28 11:19:47

You get YOGI

I insert cartoons

scienceguyz · 2014-02-28 14:37:52

You get magically transported through time to Saturday morning.

I insert the iphone5 air

Different55 · 2014-02-28 16:37:55

you get the iphone 7s air pro lite with a 1,592 gimmicks that serve no purpose other than a reason to inflate the price.

I insert Mtn Dew

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