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Different55 · 2014-03-02 15:37:43

I'm not using a host. They don't fail enough. I installed apache, php, perl, and mysql with XAMPP on the 10+-year-old desktop computer I'm typing this on right now and am hosting the site with it myself. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

I want to know how scienceguyz will react to this information.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-02 15:39:22

You will need to know that he will tell you to do something that probably won't work

I want d55 to go here

Different55 · 2014-03-02 15:48:04

You will need to convince D-55 that it's actually possible to install php modules without thousands of errors on windows before he will ever set foot on that site again.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-02 15:56:25

I want lots of fails.

Different55 · 2014-03-02 16:01:36

You will need to win the lottery and/or post a lot and/or trade things for fails.

EDIT: I want to always remember to want things.

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scienceguyz · 2014-03-02 16:05:04

you will need to get into the habit.

I want to know how to trade things for fails.

Different55 · 2014-03-02 16:08:55

You will need to read the following guide on how to get fails:

How to trade things for fails:
1. Offer to make failures things (like signatures or avatars) in return for fails
2. Make failures things
3. Get fails

EDIT: I want to suddenly remember how to perl.

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scienceguyz · 2014-03-02 16:10:02

You will need to hit yourself with a book.

I want to see this.

Different55 · 2014-03-02 16:30:56

You need special eyes.

I want MY BRAND

scienceguyz · 2014-03-02 16:33:45

You will need a cool logo.

I want to know how fails work.

Different55 · 2014-03-02 16:44:54

You will need to check out http://fluxbb.org/resources/mods/cash-mod/

I want to flip a pancake successfully.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-02 16:47:48

You will need to be very fast about putting your spatula underneath it, so it goes right under rather than pushing the pancake.

I want to have pancakes.

Different55 · 2014-03-02 16:49:04

You will need to apply your knowledge of pancake creation to your kitchen.

I want waffles.

N1KF · 2014-03-20 22:32:44

You will need to visit the store.

I want syrup to go with the waffles.

Starvr344 · 2014-03-20 22:47:19

You will need a maple sapling, a faucet, a bucket, and 50 years.

I want a soundless fan.

N1KF · 2014-03-20 22:49:57

You will need someone who is a fanatic, and a piece of duck tape.

I want no one to post below me.

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Starvr344 · 2014-03-21 16:52:42

You need a gun and a time machine. *duck

I want burnt oatmeal.

N1KF · 2014-03-21 17:27:06

You will need oatmeal and fire.

I want .

Starvr344 · 2014-03-21 18:34:40

You will need a hard drive, a graphics card, a monitor, a keyboard, a message box, BBCode, a colon and a three.

I want Windows 3.1.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-21 20:00:18

you will need to divide windows 8 by windows 2, and then subtract windows 0.9

I want fails.

Different55 · 2014-03-24 12:53:05

You need posts in forums for cool people.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-25 10:43:26

I want the forums for cool people to be more active.

Different55 · 2014-03-25 10:44:48

You will need to make posts there.

I want free burritos.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-25 10:47:34

You will need free tortillas.

Dang, I want some tacos now.

Different55 · 2014-03-25 10:49:38

You will need optionally free taco shells of your choice.

I want to BURN THE WORLD

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