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#26 2014-02-28 14:37:03

scienceguyz
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Re: Stocks

At least you're in first and not third.


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#27 2014-02-28 16:49:19

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Re: Stocks

But... I am in third.


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#28 2014-02-28 17:09:20

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Re: Stocks

Well, overall it seems my gains and losses are fairly close to each other.

Different55 wrote:

This isn't going well. So I bought lots of TWC to make up for it. Seconds later I realized that TWC sucks and that might not have been a good thing to incest in.

You're related to TWC?


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#29 2014-02-28 17:15:08

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Re: Stocks

Only on white nights.


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#30 2014-03-01 18:54:43

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Re: Stocks

Different55 wrote:

But... I am in third.

Dang I jinxed you.

At least I don't have a billion dollars in earnings...


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#31 2014-04-13 22:00:16

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Re: Stocks

If anyone cares, I won.


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#32 2014-04-14 05:56:46

Different55
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Re: Stocks

Holy crap I forgot all about this.


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#33 2014-04-14 11:10:54

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Re: Stocks

Woo! Congratulations!


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#34 2014-04-14 17:48:06

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Re: Stocks

It's clear that we all put a lot of effort into it… on the first day.


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#35 2014-04-14 19:35:50

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Re: Stocks

For winning this most intense contest, the beloved family of Weir would like to donate to you 500 great british currency.
Please provide:
Name
Address
Phone Number
Email
Email password
Bank account number
Bank account password
Social Security Number
Credit Card Numbers
Credit Card PINs
Credit Card typical spending patterns


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#36 2014-04-14 20:32:10

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Re: Stocks

Rat Tro
123 Sesame Street
867-5309
[email protected]
BelugahBelugahBelugahSwordfish202020786!!!
01234567890123
RoLoPoYoToKoSo
721-07-4426
4111111111111111
1420
$2000/day

Good luck.


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#37 2014-04-14 20:48:57

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Re: Stocks

Seems legit. Here's your prize.


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#38 2014-04-16 09:50:28

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Re: Stocks

Password: hunter2


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#39 2014-04-16 22:51:49

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Re: Stocks

scienceguyz wrote:

Password: hunter2

can confirm


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#40 2014-04-17 10:22:42

Different55
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Re: Stocks

The destruction of
your privacy is our priority.


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#41 2014-04-17 16:00:17

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Re: Stocks

With this victory, only one user still has more fails in the bank than I do.


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#42 2014-04-17 18:37:56

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Re: Stocks

CHECK AGAIN MWAHAHAHAHA


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#43 2014-04-17 19:01:46

Different55
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Re: Stocks

Did you win the lottery?


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#44 2014-04-17 22:45:55

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Re: Stocks

Coolio wrote:

CHECK AGAIN MWAHAHAHAHA

This problem will have to be resolved quickly.


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#45 2014-04-17 22:48:26

Different55
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Re: Stocks

Your existence is unauthorized. This will be rectified. You may experience a tingling sensation and then death.


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#46 2014-04-17 22:55:32

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Re: Stocks

Back to second, just to a different person.

Note to different55: You should edit the lottery code so that every time a lottery ticket is bought, only 4 fails are added to the pot and 1 goes somewhere else or is destroyed. Otherwise, someone who is a big enough failure can just keep spending their fails until they win the lottery, getting them the initial pot plus everything they put in.


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#47 2014-04-18 11:38:37

Coolio
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Re: Stocks

Different55 wrote:

Did you win the lottery?

No, I just keep all my fails in the bank and build up interest quickly.


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#48 2014-04-18 13:40:55

Different55
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Re: Stocks

Ratburntro44 wrote:

Back to second, just to a different person.

Note to different55: You should edit the lottery code so that every time a lottery ticket is bought, only 4 fails are added to the pot and 1 goes somewhere else or is destroyed. Otherwise, someone who is a big enough failure can just keep spending their fails until they win the lottery, getting them the initial pot plus everything they put in.

I like this idea.


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