Because. It's. Nintendo.
(Recent) Nintendo games are identical from other games. I've yet to see a (recent) nintendo game that made me say "You clever sonofahamster" from just the depth of the game play, but, for example, I've run into several on the PSP. Like disgaea: afternoon of darkness. It put a dungeon inside every item, which you could go inside in order to strengthen the item while taming masters who could boost the strength of items and be traded between items after being defeated in battle. And items have population limits for the tamed masters based on how strong they are. The game also rewards thinking out of the box. Throwing enemies onto enemies provides you with a stronger enemy. Throwing enemies into your base allows everyone still in the base to attack it. If your team survives the fight, the enemy is tamed and fights for you now. And there's still several other aspects in the main game I haven't even mentioned yet, like the Dark Congress where you can bribe and kill your way to getting laws passed. You could spend days mastering it and months of game play trying to get 100% completion if you're one of those people. And all of it is perfectly paced so you're never overwhelmed with the depth until you're halfway through and realize "Holy crap this is genius."
This from a decade-old handheld.[/advertisement]
Which probably means the problem is less about the amazingness of the games and more about the fact that recent nintendo games look like they're all directed fully at filthy casuals. The GC had some nice games. After the Wii it got gimmicky and causal.
tl;dr: Nintendo games are identical from other games. Nintendo gets gimmicky a lot. Nintendo uses weak hardware compared to opposition, and it shows.
And there's the whole thing of not being able to do the most basic stuff like watch DVDs, Blu-Ray, CDs, or anything on it, because we already have a thousand devices to do that already and it's not like consolidating them into one device like literally every other disc-based console does would save space or raise the value of the console or make users happy or something.
Last edited by Different55 (2014-06-02 01:12:49)
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