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#1 2014-05-02 11:26:52

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
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I have a very smart cat.

I'm alone in the house, and I think I hear keys jangling downstairs. I look down the stairs, and see one of my cats, Sassafras, playing with a bead. Just for fun, I say, "I heard keys jangling. Is there someone down there?"

She looked up at me, distinctively shook her head, and said, "no." She didn't say, "meow," she said, "no." She's first, understanding English; second, picking up on human body language; third; she knows how to speak english; and fourth, she's applying it all! This is crazy.

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#2 2014-05-02 14:04:47

Coolio
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: I have a very smart cat.

Sassafras is a great name.

That is all.

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#3 2014-05-02 17:28:41

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: I have a very smart cat.

Your cat is possessed. Bathe it in holy water.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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