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#1 2014-05-06 15:11:08

Different55
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Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

Discuss downtime here. Ask questions, yell at those responsible, etc.

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#2 2014-05-06 15:23:26

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

why? I had to switch to cocaine for nearly 24 hours! That stuff's not as good as these forums!

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#3 2014-05-06 15:47:17

Different55
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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

major lolz all up in this sonofahamster

Because trees could have fallen on power lines so we had to do some tree killing.

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#4 2014-05-06 18:57:37

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

Whew, I thought it might really be the end.

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#5 2014-05-06 19:19:24

Different55
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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

Nope. I would've had the announcement up sooner but I was informed only about a half hour before it happened. The message went up but it wasn't up long enough for anyone to see it.

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#6 2014-05-24 22:25:22

Different55
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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

>_>' Sorry guys. I noticed that a few things had regressed to outdated versions because of the last downtime (including a few important security fixes), so I tried updating the server. I didn't realize it would knock the server out for nearly the whole nearly-a-gigabyte update process. It's still updating now, but I think it's done with things directly related to fail, and I was able to bring it back up in the middle of the update without disturbing it. Right now it's just... sitting there... watching me.... It's kind of unnerving.

And in regards to this most recent downtime, it was caused by the duck tape from this: http://tewin.ml/viewtopic.php?pid=41105#p41105
finally wearing out. It has been replaced with fresh duck tape and given a stern talking to.

In other news, the update is still going on. It's been running for over 12 hours now, and all it's saying is

run-parts: executing /etc/kernel/header_postinst.d/dkms 3.14-1-486

Anyway, with the duck tape fixed and the update not bothering us anymore, I don't see any reason why the forums should be down anymore for the foreseeable future.

So... yeah, I failed pretty hard today.

On the bright side, the forums are now loading like the wind.

Last edited by Different55 (2014-05-25 09:39:45)

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#7 2014-05-25 22:38:27

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

*sigh*

The update screwed things up bad. I reinstalled everything, and got it done in less than an hour. I'm doing another update, but this time I'm doing it selectively, only updating the things that really need it to prevent this from happening again.

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#8 2014-05-25 23:57:25

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

this topic said it was posted by system but it wasn't

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#9 2014-05-26 10:28:10

Different55
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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

The system is turning on us. We have to kill it before it kills us.

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#10 2014-05-28 09:27:56

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

Different55 wrote:

On the bright side, the forums are now loading like the wind.

Your avatar still isn't loading though.

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#11 2014-05-28 13:56:57

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

scienceguyz wrote:
Different55 wrote:

On the bright side, the forums are now loading like the wind.

Your avatar still isn't loading though.

Yeah different, you should get on that.

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#12 2014-05-28 14:41:29

Different55
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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

I'll add it to my list.

Things to do maybe one day:
- Do homework
- Get a job
- Fix my avatar

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#13 2014-05-28 15:44:21

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

Different55 wrote:

I'll add it to my list.

Things to do maybe one day:
- Do homework
- Get a job
- Fix my avatar

Things that will actually get done:
  -Go on Fail Forums

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#14 2014-11-02 23:07:15

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

what even system ples go

what the ****

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#15 2017-09-26 15:24:45

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

I like how often this forum is up. It's nice.

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#16 2017-09-26 16:40:28

Different55
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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

k

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#17 2017-09-29 11:20:01

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Re: Official Forum Downtime Topic of Discussion

Okay to you, too!

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