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#26 2014-05-15 22:07:00

Starvr344
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Re: Choose your own adventure.

C

Turns out Chuck doesn't like sardines.

A) Run. Fast.
B) Build an altar to resurrect yourself
C) Duck
D) Die

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#27 2014-05-15 22:16:20

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

C

The duck beats Chuck. It then turns towards you see that it is actually…

A) The Aflac duck
B) Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine
C) Donald Duck
D) Ryan Getzlaf

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#28 2014-05-16 00:20:23

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

B

You realize this is much worse of a problem than you imagined.

A) Die
B) Go go gadget proton bomb
C) Make a feeble attempt to kill him.
D) Stephan Pastis to the rescue

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#29 2014-05-16 10:30:03

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

B

The area is scoured clean by the force of the blast, eliminating everything in a 25 mile radius.

A) Visit heaven
B) Visit hell
C) Hang out here for a while
D) Mourn the loss of your body

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#30 2014-05-16 17:38:11

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

C

You decide to go scare some people all ghostbusters-like
You will haunt...
A) The grocery store
B) A bus
C) A dark alley
D) A cliché rickety mansion

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#31 2014-05-16 18:02:01

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

B) cool

Within eight seconds the ghostbusters come and try to kill you.

A) Do a barrel roll! Press Z or R twice.
B) Put up a fight.
C) Search for a 1-up
D) Go somewhere else.

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#32 2014-05-16 18:17:43

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A

You do a barrel roll right out of the bus and hit the ground running. You run

A) AWAAAAAAYYYyyyyyyyyyyyy....
B) back to the crater!
C) For the police station
D) To the Bob Bolby Memorial Cemetery

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#33 2014-05-16 19:16:24

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A)

You are so caught up in sprinting that you forget where you're going, run face-first into a brick wall and die. While you're already dead.

A) Find a creeper
B) Eat from McDonalds
C) Resurrect as Creature
D) Duel Chuck Norris

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#34 2014-05-16 21:04:54

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

C. Unfortunately, it turns out that Creature is already dead, so nothing really changes for you.

A) Demand a phone call
B) Fight some ghost zombies
C) Follow a Dalmatian
D) Eat a bean burrito

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#35 2014-05-16 21:12:36

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

C)

You follow it to a fire hydrant.

A) Rip the fire hydrant from the ground
B) Resurrect as Identical
C) Kick a pebble
D) Buy Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing and enjoy every second
E) Become a ninja ghost zombie

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#36 2014-05-16 21:52:42

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

C

Turns out the pebble was a...

A) Pebble
B) Fire hydrant
C) Brick wall
D) Proton bomb

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#37 2014-05-16 22:06:49

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A)

The pebble bounces across the sidewalk as you kick it.

A) Fondly regard gravity.
B) Invade Creature's CYOA
C) Eat it
D) Throw a bunch of pebbles at a house

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#38 2014-05-17 14:38:09

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

D)
some woman left house and asks to you enter.

A) Enter house
B) Says "Who are you?"
C) Kiss her
D) Dance with her

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#39 2014-05-18 17:38:03

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

E)

You ignore her, and walk away. You then go to a Taco Bell.

A) Ask to work there
B) Order a taco
C) Throw pebbles in the employees' faces
D) Drink a Jump Potion

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#40 2014-05-18 18:28:59

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

B
You order a taco. They give you it, and you then…

A) Eat it
B) Throw it in the cashier's face
C) Stand on a table, lift it as high as possible, and start singing in a foreign language
D) Hide a bunch of tacos on the inside of your jacket and sell them in a shady alley

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#41 2014-05-18 19:11:50

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A)

HOLY **** THE TACO IS A BOMB! You bit into it, exploded and died yet again.

A) Curse the cashier with hallucinations
B) Smash the cash register with your bare fists
C) Acquire a jacket that you can actually hide tacos in
D) SUMMON BILLY MAYS

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#42 2014-05-18 20:01:25

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A

Cashier died, now guards are running to you
A) Run to forest
B) Hide in bathroom
C) Let guards trap you
D) Censored

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#43 2014-05-18 21:14:48

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

D

With the newfound powers of the Omega Sword, you bring yourself back into the world of the living and vanquish all the forces of Taco so that the Burritos will win.

A) Eat a burrito
B) Track down Cyclone
C) Play EE
D) Go chuff some people to bits with the Omega Sword

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#44 2014-05-18 22:42:15

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A

Turns out the guards were hiding the the burrito! They jump out.

A) Run
B) Slashy slash slash
C) Die yet again
D) Finish your burrito

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#45 2014-05-19 06:37:13

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

D)

Every bite feels like a gift from heaven.

A) Throw the burrito at the guards while they're distracted
B) Jump behind the cashier's desk
C) Chop the guards in half
D) Start dancing on the ceiling naked while pouring booze on the tables

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#46 2014-05-19 06:56:13

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

B)

You jump behind the cashier's desk and disguise yourself as a cashier. Someone walks up to the counter and asks about the blast marks.

A) "None of your business."
B) "Quick! What's that over there?" *points up and away*
C) "Leave a message after the beep."
D) Tackle him.

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#47 2014-05-19 11:04:18

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A

This man asks a burrito

A) Give him a burrito
B) "There no burrito" (lies)
C) "Burritos are mine!"
D) Kill him

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#48 2014-05-19 14:01:59

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

A)

No man should ever be without a burrito.

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#49 2014-05-19 14:28:23

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

Z)

You chop the man in half out of frustration of no commands to follow

A) Bury his dead body in the cash register
B) Jack a car
C) Claim the burrito for yourself
D) Fiddle with the saltshakers

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#50 2014-05-19 15:04:26

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Re: Choose your own adventure.

D)

After fiddling with the saltshakers, the thought occurs to you to

A) Pour salt in the eyes of the recently deceased man.
B) Swallow it whole.
C) Swallow it hole.
D) Pour salt in your own eyes.

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