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#1 2014-06-03 13:21:02

Satan
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Enter Lord Satan

I am Satan, Supreme Overlord of Hell. You may know me as that guy who stole N1KF's account (or as an antagonist in some religions), and I'm probably going to do worse, now that I'm here. Give me all your fails, and I might spare your lives. Ahem. For you administrators out there, you may be wondering why I have the same I.P. as N1KF. Well, that's simple. I come online when he's offline. Why did I come here? Well, I received a letter from an anonymous person saying that I have an unbeliever here that goes by the name of "Colon." Not sure who that is, but I'll probably do something about him or her.

Praise me and give me all your fails so I might spare your lives.

Last edited by Satan (2014-06-03 14:09:14)


satan time is over

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#2 2014-06-03 14:34:40

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

T_T

Really?

You're the most egotistical person I've seen. You're not doing any good, just annoying people.

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#3 2014-06-03 16:28:26

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

N1KF wrote:

T_T

Really?

You're the most egotistical person I've seen. You're not doing any good, just annoying people.


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#4 2014-06-06 13:29:47

colon
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

atheist, so my science repels you


what the ****

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#5 2014-06-06 18:50:01

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

colon wrote:

atheist, so my science repels you

beliefs*

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#6 2014-06-07 17:03:57

Coolio
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

N1KF wrote:
colon wrote:

atheist, so my science repels you

beliefs*

FOR BELIEFS!
Nah, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.


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#7 2014-06-07 17:39:24

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

FOR GLORY

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#8 2014-06-08 09:54:32

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

FOR SCIENCE


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#9 2014-06-08 09:58:13

colon
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

FER DE SCIYURNSH


what the ****

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#10 2014-06-14 16:13:48

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

FOR GRAMMER

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#11 2014-06-14 17:15:38

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

FOR THE LOVE OF TACO BELL


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#12 2014-06-18 09:19:02

colon
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

FOR NARNIA


what the ****

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#13 2014-06-21 09:45:19

Coolio
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Fails: 55,555

Re: Enter Lord Satan

FOR SATAAAAAAAN- wait.

FOR SATAAAAAAAN

that's better


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#14 2014-06-29 09:25:18

colon
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

I honestly prefer Natas, he's a bit more chill with the whole burn tag thing


what the ****

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#15 2014-07-08 15:29:00

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

colon wrote:

I honestly prefer Natas, he's a bit more chill with the whole burn tag thing

What about Santa? He doesn't use burn, because he's used to walking in the snow.

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#16 2014-07-10 15:23:59

Satan
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

No! You have gone off-topic! This topic is for I, SATAN!! Whenever you die, you shall burn in Hell-- er...Heaven?


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#17 2014-07-10 15:58:43

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

I like Santa


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#18 2014-07-10 16:02:02

Satan
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

I am not sure what I think about Santa. He celebrates on this day called "Christmas" where everybody celebrates Jesus and blah blah blah, but he also works as a distraction for kids to think about Santa rather than Jesus! He may not be bringing the attention to Me, but he's getting the job done! Also, he wears red, My favorite color!


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#19 2014-07-10 18:01:27

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

Oh, great, you're back. This will be lots of fun...

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#20 2014-07-17 18:22:15

Satan
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

Of course I am! It should be obvious! I shall be all over the news and all those modern doohickeys when I come back!


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#21 2014-07-17 18:24:02

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

Your worst nightmare will be back too.


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#22 2014-07-17 18:29:25

Satan
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Re: Enter Lord Satan

W--why would I have a nightmare?! I, Satan, Supreme Overlord of Hell is better than any human existed! I have no nightmares!


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#23 2014-07-17 21:17:41

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

Chuck Norris.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#24 2014-07-17 21:38:03

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *locks all doors and windows*

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#25 2014-07-18 19:55:13

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Re: Enter Lord Satan

Bruce Lee.


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