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#51 2014-06-02 14:49:37

some man
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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

The nuclear bomb explodes, but protects me since I'm standing against the wall. The wall then falls over, and I escape.

Your feet are glued to the ground and someone's about to shoot you, from a distance where you can't knock them over but they can still shoot! Not only that, but everyone who has ever known you (excluding the gunner) has amnesia and can not rescue you. Plus, you've lost your luck-manipulating powers and the world no longer revolves around you.


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#52 2014-06-02 15:08:10

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

You moved avoiding all gunner bullets until it ends, you escaped from glue due move too much, also, you break gunner's nose.

You are at a dungeon with a nuclear bomb that is about to explode in, and you can't reach nuclear bomb.

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#53 2014-06-02 15:12:11

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I throw a rock at the panel where the batteries are stored (which falls off) and throw a second rock at the batteries, knocking them out and rendering the bomb useless. I then escape the unlocked (it's not locked) door.

You're falling down a cliff at 100 MPH, none of your friends can teleport or reach you fast enough, and the surface you're going to land on is made of tacks with concrete below it. Also you're one centimeter from the ground.


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#54 2014-06-02 15:15:46

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

You put your arms at floor and did it:
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You are about to see a boy naked image that Elochai posted.

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#55 2014-06-02 15:18:34

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

some man wrote:

I decide not to. Yeah, that makes me feel more confident now.

Now your hands are bleeding, there are no phones or any other person near you, and you're going to die in two seconds.


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#56 2014-06-02 15:25:22

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

Making pushups is healthy, you made pushups a lot and you is cured.

Some man is about to repeat this thing again.

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#57 2014-06-02 16:20:03

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

some man wrote:
some man wrote:

I decide not to. Yeah, that makes me feel more confident now.

Whoops you just died.


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#58 2014-06-02 16:23:11

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

Game over. Try again?
Yes - I am some man and i promise i'll never do this again.

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#59 2014-06-02 16:27:51

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

No.
Reidolol is trying to dodge every possibility and is about to be smacked in the face.


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#60 2014-06-02 16:50:09

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I took your hand and smacks you in face.

I'm about to kick you butt and take you hill.

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#61 2014-06-08 10:24:43

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I wore metal pants today.

I lower you into a pit full of flamethrower wielding piranhas.


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#62 2014-06-08 10:36:52

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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

The piranhas die due to lack of water!
Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You


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