Omegle chatlog topic (WARNING: CONTAINS INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT)

some man · 2014-06-14 15:35:54

Omegle can be found here.

Last edited by some man (2014-06-14 15:36:23)

Bimps1002 · 2014-06-16 11:09:59

nsfw kind of

this is sfw

these are two chat logs i did that i saved in my email. a 3rd one is nsfl

N1KF · 2014-06-16 12:11:47

That awkward moment when you realize that even Cleverbot is a lot better to chat to without getting any asl requests

Bimps1002 · 2014-06-16 12:42:53

N1KF wrote:

That awkward moment when you realize that even Cleverbot is a lot better to chat to without getting any asl requests

cleverbot takes to long to type and is mostly boring. it's also an ai, talking to real people is more fun

N1KF · 2014-06-16 12:49:26

Bimps1002 wrote:

N1KF wrote:
That awkward moment when you realize that even Cleverbot is a lot better to chat to without getting any asl requests
cleverbot takes to long to type and is mostly boring. it's also an ai, talking to real people is more fun

The moment I'm typing this, I'm actually having an actual chat. I guess I got lucky. Also, I linked the chatter to these forums, so if you, the chatter, are reading this, make sure to register and say hi!

N1KF · 2014-07-10 11:40:58

Stranger: M
You: N
Stranger: L
You: O
Stranger: P
You: Q
Stranger: R
You: S
Stranger: S
Stranger: T
You: U
Stranger: U
Stranger: V
You: W
Stranger: X
You: Y
Stranger: Z
You: Now what?
Stranger: Ten
You: Eleven
Stranger: Start frm a
You: Start frm a
Stranger: Tat much bored?
You: Just looking for people to talk to.
Stranger: Nice
You: These days, people think this is a dating site.
Stranger: Yaya
Stranger: Wat u doing?
You: I dunno. I guess I'm just chatting and posting on forums.
Stranger: I mean proffesion
You: If you want to join, it's at tewin.ml
You: Oh. Well, I don't really have a proffesion.
Stranger: Student?
You: I'm homeschooled.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Wats ur aim in life?
You: I guess to become a nicer and more likable person.
You: That's the first thing that comes to mind.
Stranger: So nice of you
Stranger: I cant even think like tat
You: Thanks.
Stranger: If its frm ur heart
Stranger: So wat else
You: What else? What do you mean?
Stranger: How u become more likable?
Stranger: Like any social work?
You: I'm not sure. I guess to be nicer and have a more optimistic look at things.
Stranger: So u just want
Stranger: But till now not started rit?
Stranger: Since how long u r in this planet?
You: [Age below 13] years.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Be specific in ur goals
Stranger: Write it in some part of ur room
Stranger: And keep achieving it
Stranger: U r budding u can do wat u wish
You: True.
You: I really need to stop procrastinating on these types of things.
Stranger: This sucks procastination
Stranger: Believe me if u do procastinate ur life will suck
Stranger: After some time next day next month
Stranger: Like tat
Stranger: Am in bed due to that
Stranger: Joined gym last week
Stranger: Now feeeling like will go tommorow
Stranger: Already one week past
You: There are quite a few projects I have planned on the internet, and should really get to working on them sometime soon.
Stranger: Soon....
Stranger: Can i know the subject?
You: Yeah. "Soon" is the magic word for procrastinators.
You: Subject?
Stranger: Project like?
You: An attempt to revive an online game that has a lower population than it did a few years ago...
You: A Minecraft resource pack...
You: Webcomics...
You: There's probably something else.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Gud luck
Stranger: So u r intersted in coding?
Stranger: I mean pgming?
You: Not really. I barely know how to code at all.
You: Well, other than stuff like HTML.
Stranger: Wen i was [age below 13] i cant even compare..
Stranger: Okay
You: Did you know a lot of coding?
Stranger: Am system analyst
Stranger: For android mobs
Stranger: Heard of huawei?
You: Nope, unless you're talking about a tropical state in the U.S.
Stranger: No i mean huawei technologies ltd...
Stranger: Its an mnc
You: No, I don't.
You: I don't even know what an MNC is.
Stranger: Multi national company
Stranger: Like apple samsung
Stranger: Nokia seiemens ericsson like tat
You: Oh.
Stranger: Not watching football?
You: I don't watch football.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Teen age is the most enjoyable time in ones life time
Stranger: Enjoy it to the fullest
You: I feel like child age would be the most enjoyable, but OK.
Stranger: Yaa
Stranger: U r still child
Stranger: Teen starts wen u r 13
Stranger: So how is life?
You: Fine, I guess. I don't really know what to say.
Stranger: So u dont feel gud
Stranger: U r in a state of wat to do?
You: I don't really feel bad.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Wats ur hobbies?
You: Playing Everybody Edits ([url=everybodyedits.com]everybodyedits.com[/url]), visiting the Fail Forums ([url=tewin.ml]tewin.ml[/url]), and making digital music ([url=http://lmms.sourceforge.net/]LMMS[/url]).
Stranger: U enjoy music?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Music or instrument sounds?
Stranger: Wat exactly the voice of human..
Stranger: Or
Stranger: I mean like karoeke
You: What do you mean? I use a digital creator to make purely instrumental (other than choirs) songs, with instruments that resemble real ones.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: One day u can be a sound engineer...
You: True.
Stranger: Dear make money tas my advice
You: However, I'm not sure I have quite enough tune to my songs to make them real songs.
You: Most of my songs just have a repeating chorus, though changed up throughout the song.
Stranger: Money is power tats my advice....
You: It doesn't usually sound too repetitive, though.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Wer r u frm?
Stranger: Us?
You: I like to keep my exact location secret from most people, but I can tell you that I live in [specific continent].
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: No worries
Stranger: Am so far away frm you
Stranger: Miles and miles
Stranger: Ten wat?
Stranger: Let me fag..
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: Smoke
You: Just curious, why do people smoke? Is it addictive, like gum?
You: I've never really understood it.
Stranger: For sure addiction
Stranger: Wen nicotin level in the blood goes down
Stranger: Feel like smoking
Stranger: But never ever start smoking
You: Well, I guess if I don't smoke, I can't ever get addicted to it.
Stranger: Its my humble advice...
Stranger: Really hard to quit...
Stranger: U r home schooled?
Stranger: Wat u mean by tat?
Stranger: Teacher will come to ur home?
You: I do my "school"work at home.
You: I guess you could consider my mother my teacher.
Stranger: Ohh...great..
Stranger: So u never went to school?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Any reason behind tat if u dont mind?
You: I don't really know why.
You: I've heard that my oldest sibling almost went to school.
Stranger: But u should consider going

Starvr344 · 2014-07-15 18:24:00

There was a prank on Omegle that when someone said asl you would would reply F 16 Sky, then ask if they want pics. If they say yes then send them a picture of an F-16 fighter jet. That's what they get for being perverts.

some man · 2014-07-22 18:09:40

What's even better is that before the last sentence he paused for a minute or so.

Here's a really big one, NSFW

Last edited by some man (2014-07-22 18:32:23)

Different55 · 2014-07-22 20:31:10

Starvr344 wrote:

There was a prank on Omegle that when someone said asl you would would reply F 16 Sky, then ask if they want pics. If they say yes then send them a picture of an F-16 fighter jet. That's what they get for being perverts.

10/10 would steal

colon · 2014-08-03 10:42:52

Just happened to me lol

Fradeshan · 2014-08-04 00:29:59

show me that nsfl one bimps

these are hilarious mostly on the people who posted's part

colon · 2014-08-04 10:48:52

i HAVE A FEW NSFW ones but you can't see them
they involve links to
BOOB PICS

Bimps1002 · 2014-08-04 12:06:53

Fradeshan wrote:

show me that nsfl one bimps
these are hilarious mostly on the people who posted's part

okay, because why not
not really nsfl but really weird but it is nsfw

colon wrote:

i HAVE A FEW NSFW ones but you can't see them
they involve links to
BOOB PICS

those arent links to boob pics, they're links to scams/viruses. but nobody here cares so post them here anyways

also later today i may do some more omegle, maybe ill get some funny ones

Last edited by Bimps1002 (2014-08-04 12:07:12)

Fradeshan · 2014-08-04 12:41:13

nice one
also what i meant by hilarious on the people who posted's part is they are pretty much revealing their online origins/identity, or they're acting dumb

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