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#1 2014-06-13 15:42:09

Elochai
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Registered: 2014-01-31
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Jesus

I just saw jesus walk past my window. I waved at him, he waved back, and smiled so hard that I shut my eyes, and i reopend them a second later, he was gone. Should of took a picture. Anyone else spoted him latley?


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#2 2014-06-14 11:10:53

colon
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Re: Jesus

Found him in my toaster


what the ****

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#3 2014-06-14 11:59:05

some man
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Re: Jesus

Here's Jessus!
jessus-zambrano-1.jpg
No seriously, this guy is called Jessus.


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#4 2014-06-14 12:26:28

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: Jesus

I feel like there's a song about this.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#5 2014-06-14 12:52:27

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Re: Jesus

Different55 wrote:

I feel like there's a song about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GllR1WyDzJc


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#6 2014-06-14 17:15:38

N1KF
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Re: Jesus

All praise Chesus! He died for cheese!

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#7 2014-07-10 11:47:41

N1KF
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Re: Jesus

Yesterday, I saw him under my bed. I am scared. I guess I should pray to--wait...

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#8 2014-07-10 12:18:18

Starvr344
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Registered: 2011-06-26
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Re: Jesus

I'm an atheist. Want me to shoot him?


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#9 2014-07-10 12:20:09

N1KF
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Re: Jesus

Satan will probably come here and try to convince everybody to become Satanists even more than before. So, no.

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#10 2014-07-10 16:30:46

Satan
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Re: Jesus

WHAT have you DONE?! You should have shot him! You ignorant fool! I shall bring on extreme revenge unless you become a Satanist!


satan time is over

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#11 2014-07-18 19:28:47

Starvr344
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Re: Jesus

If no one has become a satanist yet, what makes you think that people will?


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#12 2014-07-18 20:22:46

N1KF
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Re: Jesus

I love your Fridge Logic-questioning responses to Satan.

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#13 2014-07-18 20:30:03

Starvr344
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From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
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Re: Jesus

Everyone should quit school and go on TVTropes instead. I have learned so much.


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#14 2014-07-18 21:03:36

N1KF
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Re: Jesus

Yeah. I agree.

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#15 2014-07-18 21:07:05

Starvr344
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Registered: 2011-06-26
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Re: Jesus

N1KF approved!


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