my hill

Starvr344 · 2014-07-23 22:18:14

I hijack the crane by taking gas out of the tank. While your refilling the gas I get in the crane and knock your hill into a not-hill.
My crane.
My big hill.
5 not-hills

some man · 2014-07-23 22:32:58

I stand far, far away, and throw a torch into the gasoline tank, exploding you along with the crane. Then I stand on a hill.
My hill.
KNOW ONE owns the other 5 hills.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-23 22:46:30

I take a not-hill and build a road through it, and make a toll booth. I get money.
Some man's hill.
My toll booth.
My money.
4 not-hills.

some man · 2014-07-23 22:51:18

I rob your monies and use it to buy an infinite monies generator.
My hill.
My infinite monies.
Your toll booth.
Not your monies.
KNOW ONE owns the other 4 hills.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-23 23:24:35

I dump water on your infinite money generator, rendering it unusable. Then when you're trying to grab all the money, I take the generator, dump it in sand, and use the scrap metal to build a giant robot to protect my tollbooth.
Your hill.
Your not infinite money.
My toll booth. (Guarded by robot) (+1 income)
My money.
4 not-hills.

I love this new and improved my hill.

some man · 2014-07-24 09:59:01

SOMEMAN wants to fight!
SOMEMAN sent out DJ SMILEY!
STARVR sent out GUARDROBOT!
DJ SMILEY used SICK BEATS!
It was super effective!
Enemy GUARDROBOT is paralyzed!
STARVR used a PARALYZ HEAL!
Enemy GUARDROBOT was cured!
DJ SMILEY used RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCH!
DJ SMILEY's ATTACK rose sharply!
DJ SMILEY's SPECIAL ATTACK rose sharply!
DJ SMILEY's DEFENSE fell!
Enemy GUARDROBOT used BULLDOZE!
Critical hit!
DJ SMILEY's SPEED fell!
DJ SMILEY flung it's DISC!
Enemy GUARDROBOT cringed!
DJ SMILEY used SICK BEATS!
It was super effective!
Enemy GUARDROBOT fainted!
STARVR is out of usable POKEMON!
STARVR dropped Pok%C3%A9monDollar.png 9,999 along with the keys to his toll booth and GUARDROBOT in panic!
... ... ... ...
STARVR blacked out!

My hill.
My monies.
My robot.
My toll booth.
KNOW ONE owns the other 4 hills.

KNOW ONE · 2014-07-24 12:24:32

From my exploring, I find a magic crystal that can turn anything alive. I use it on my four hills, and it turns into the Hill Golem! I smash some man's hill! I transform the Hill Golem into a large hill where the remains of his hill was.

My cool Hill Golem.

Last edited by KNOW ONE (2014-07-24 12:25:35)

some man · 2014-07-24 13:26:06

I pour water on the Hill Golem and watch it malfunction and blow up. Then I use the guard robot's head as a hill.
My robot!

Starvr344 · 2014-07-24 16:06:02

I get inside the robot head and use it as a fort.
Robot top: some man.
Robot bottom: Mine.

some man · 2014-07-24 18:19:15

I catapult a really large stone onto the robot head, and it crushes you along with the robot head. Then I stand on the large rock.
My rock!

Starvr344 · 2014-07-25 17:28:23

My rock.

some man · 2014-07-25 17:42:34

But I was on top of the rock?
My rock.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-25 17:45:13

Oh.
I push you off the rock and run you over.

My rock.

N1KF · 2014-07-25 17:46:40

I hid behind the rock with nobody knowing, and unsuspectingly knock you off the rock. I drive the rock on top of you, and drive the rock too far to see before you recover from your injuries.

My hidden rock.

Oops, it looks like I was ninja'd. I guess this works, either way.

Last edited by N1KF (2014-07-25 17:47:27)

some man · 2014-07-25 17:46:44

I hurl a diamond pickaxe at the rock, and it disappears. Then I stand on a hill.
My hill.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-25 18:04:39

An alternate universe you trying to get the cake assumes you are a trap and kills you. Then he runs off and I easily claim the hill.

My hill.

some man · 2014-07-25 18:12:33

I respawn and give myself a cake.
I accept it, so I team up with myself and kill you.
Our hill.

Last edited by some man (2014-07-25 18:12:49)

Starvr344 · 2014-07-25 18:38:29

I dig under the hill and have it fall down. Then I sent the close back to his universe and I claim the dirt pile.

My dirt pile.

Creature · 2014-07-26 08:09:37

I make your dirt pile into a hill, then i gain half of your hill as pay.
Mine and Starvr344 hill

some man · 2014-07-26 10:03:58

Starvr344 says "Thanks!" and pushes you off of the hill.
Starvr344's hill.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-26 10:27:41

I laugh more than the appropriate amount and fall off the hill.

KNOW ONE owns the hill.

some man · 2014-07-26 10:28:51

I kick KNOW ONE off the hill, but decide not to claim it.
Antimatter's hill.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-26 10:31:57

The antimatter makes the hill into an anti-hill.

Everyone's screwed.

some man · 2014-07-26 10:34:52

I run away to a secret laboratory to find a tool which will stabilize the hill once and for all.

Everyone's screwed. Except me.
My lab.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-26 10:44:08

I run to my bomb shelter which is stocked with nothing but chili, water, and a can opener.
Not screwed: some man, Starvr344.
some man's lab.
My bomb shelter.

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