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#1 2014-07-28 22:08:26

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Fail Creations

Ones made yourself. Creations that are so bad they're good in fail standards.

For example, this is how the Someman and Starvr344 punch-out fanfic is coming along

little mac was in the world fighting championship thing and he was going to punch someones nuts out but then touhou and mlp and doctor who apeared and eventually everyone died and sweard a lot this fanfic is bull the end
part 2: but then little mac got revied and he gone to see glass john his mortal enemy! he charged up his metal punch and he punched glass john in the nuts hed been waiting years for this! his nuts cracked so loudly that glass john exploded into blood and poo! then he won the world chanpion ship
part 3 :little mac now has to fite in the universe chanpion ship were he meets his his mortaler enemieer emenie glass john the hedgehog and little mac had to fite him. little mac sade "u wot m8" an kicked him in the balls it was sooooooooooooooooooooo epic!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!!!12 but glass john was leik "o no u di-int" an punched little mac in the balls and little mac DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
part for: so little mac ghost is goin down gost town but then he meets glass john the hedgehog the pony so duh in order to fite him mac trantsfrom in too the 21th docktor an u yoose teh sonic sckrewdriving but then the sonic sckrewdriven runs arond at the speed of sund an runs away leik sooooooooo fast so den docktur pulls owt his not hedgehog sonick skrewdrivre an sunic srewdrivers glass jonh the hoghedge the pony an sins gass jon teh hedgheg the poony is allerjgick too sonkick soupdriving he died deadfully


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#2 2014-07-28 22:20:00

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Re: Fail Creations

And I made this in five minutes because I was bored.
Marlio.png


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#3 2014-08-02 19:27:45

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Re: Fail Creations

Looks like a freaky kid wearing a clown nose, a fake mustache, and a hat with "marlio" on it while roller skating. Not bad.

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#4 2014-08-02 19:37:57

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Re: Fail Creations

I have drawn you.
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#5 2014-08-02 19:39:21

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Re: Fail Creations

You have drawn me with Four-Fingered Hands, a trope I dislike. I am disappointed.

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#6 2014-08-02 19:46:32

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Re: Fail Creations

SOME WONDER FANART FOR THE PUNCOUT FANFIC
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#7 2014-08-02 19:48:11

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Re: Fail Creations

What about four toed toes?


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#8 2014-08-02 19:50:00

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Re: Fail Creations

Starvr344 wrote:

What about four toed toes?

Ew.

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#9 2014-08-02 19:50:24

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Re: Fail Creations

What about four toed toads?


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#10 2014-09-19 08:11:46

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Re: Fail Creations

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#11 2014-09-19 08:28:52

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Re: Fail Creations

Starvr344 wrote:

And I made this in five minutes because I was bored.
http://s17.postimg.org/lvhfilvy7/Marlio.png

it is scary and good at the same time


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#12 2014-09-19 14:49:02

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Re: Fail Creations

IceYoshi wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:

And I made this in five minutes because I was bored.
http://s17.postimg.org/lvhfilvy7/Marlio.png

it is scary and good at the same time

like clown-shaped cakes?

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#13 2014-09-19 15:47:46

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Re: Fail Creations

Bimps1002 wrote:
IceYoshi wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:

And I made this in five minutes because I was bored.
http://s17.postimg.org/lvhfilvy7/Marlio.png

it is scary and good at the same time

like clown-shaped cakes?

well it was scary first but now im not scared of it because it goodnes is more stronger than the scary bits


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#14 2014-11-01 20:44:29

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Re: Fail Creations

I made a poopload of smileys for a proboards forum I made
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#15 2014-11-01 20:46:39

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Re: Fail Creations

some man wrote:

I made a poopload of smileys for a proboards forum I made
bIXzZLODi4sz78zaMRTx.png4p6TCSXvmdmTahksHCVR.pngQGSPaJx3wWxLTGN8T8WY.pngbcKBWhfMQtYJ33k0vm18.pngpyDmHJ4BvVaGaFRDNhdE.png2UKhgvxdxaGHonDOnxGE.pngbMlZD01vTn1_vAlytdmJ.png_IBx_El3v84DJGf4cAJp.pnggFLA4Qs890jP9wAL5lDH.png_el4XtBXlYhR5DQJXdqE.pngpkmVeBykcFmoBCS7_tUx.pngw83NsmLiGDxWdccz3naG.pngTINdtbEX_lk4q6uXO_cL.png9UNhDWcWSksugnlJOzFo.pngSGss1b7a8aN14FDdRtgJ.png0S_vTZdwNKYqOOckATYf.png_C8BRbLmnpu0_3RZc3Oc.pngyRoMEttKNhvaIgzW3s_P.pngcny9MayWmplNHgLU2y2i.pngreyYOGdvPRRoT95vzXrv.pnggLZxgyFjMJEaN4DF26Db.pngfIO5y367mA_n9hcgX6ug.pnggmMZdKQRoCkwNZcEz_r6.pngMMN02pWEv3IOTXUd_ew4.pngqwSmv8a_CRjcvlEImUds.png96dkDMsKD1zl_wuXcQtl.pngoFfaD8pURB2P2R7ijEEW.pngWYzjvXPCUDEmOQgsicAd.pngk8_ag5SJS40bFF1zDLbu.png9Do72MxWh5khvBtSgajP.png

M—may I dare ask what the forum is?

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#16 2014-11-01 20:52:03

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Re: Fail Creations

N1KF wrote:
some man wrote:

I made a poopload of smileys for a proboards forum I made
bIXzZLODi4sz78zaMRTx.png4p6TCSXvmdmTahksHCVR.pngQGSPaJx3wWxLTGN8T8WY.pngbcKBWhfMQtYJ33k0vm18.pngpyDmHJ4BvVaGaFRDNhdE.png2UKhgvxdxaGHonDOnxGE.pngbMlZD01vTn1_vAlytdmJ.png_IBx_El3v84DJGf4cAJp.pnggFLA4Qs890jP9wAL5lDH.png_el4XtBXlYhR5DQJXdqE.pngpkmVeBykcFmoBCS7_tUx.pngw83NsmLiGDxWdccz3naG.pngTINdtbEX_lk4q6uXO_cL.png9UNhDWcWSksugnlJOzFo.pngSGss1b7a8aN14FDdRtgJ.png0S_vTZdwNKYqOOckATYf.png_C8BRbLmnpu0_3RZc3Oc.pngyRoMEttKNhvaIgzW3s_P.pngcny9MayWmplNHgLU2y2i.pngreyYOGdvPRRoT95vzXrv.pnggLZxgyFjMJEaN4DF26Db.pngfIO5y367mA_n9hcgX6ug.pnggmMZdKQRoCkwNZcEz_r6.pngMMN02pWEv3IOTXUd_ew4.pngqwSmv8a_CRjcvlEImUds.png96dkDMsKD1zl_wuXcQtl.pngoFfaD8pURB2P2R7ijEEW.pngWYzjvXPCUDEmOQgsicAd.pngk8_ag5SJS40bFF1zDLbu.png9Do72MxWh5khvBtSgajP.png

M—may I dare ask what the forum is?

http://beautiful.freeforums.net/


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#17 2014-11-01 20:58:35

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Re: Fail Creations

another fail creation:
this
all of it


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#18 2014-11-01 21:15:48

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Re: Fail Creations

the forum steals the Editors' Revival Project logo

how dare you

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#19 2014-11-02 22:35:36

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Re: Fail Creations

my sig is fail grumpybmp i gess


what the ****

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#20 2014-11-03 20:41:50

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Re: Fail Creations

My Bumps are Grump.
Are you Grumpy for Bumpy?


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#21 2014-11-03 21:13:07

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Re: Fail Creations

N1KF wrote:

the forum steals the Editors' Revival Project logo

how dare you

it was made by me tho
i'm so evil


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#22 2014-11-05 14:19:11

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Re: Fail Creations

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Everybody Acorns is a fun online game where you are an acorn and you can acorn with all your friends! Sadly, you can not yet edit. Actually you will never be able to edit. Acorns can't edit. Only smileys can edit. Acorns are not smileys. But at least they can eat theirselves.

Release Date: TBA, or once I successfully sue Jesus and he gives mouths to acorns

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#23 2014-11-05 15:02:23

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Re: Fail Creations

Starvr344 wrote:

My Bumps are Grump.
Are you Grumpy for Bumpy?

This reminds me of a PHP script I wrote to find grumpybumpers links. You upload it to a server, paste in a grumpybumpers link, then wait a very long time for it to find all the links it can. All the variables are very grumpy and very bumpy, which makes it very hard to read and understand for bumps who are not grumpy.

<?php
$bumpies  = 10; // Number of times we get a link we've already seen before we give up.
$bumpygrumpies = 50; // Number of unique links we get before we give up.

// DON'T EDIT BELOW THIS LINE.
$grumpies = 0; // Number of tries it's been since we've seen a new link.
$grumpy = 0; // Number of unique links we've seen.
$grumpybumpies = []; // List of unique links we've seen.
$grumpybumpy = ''; // Current link that's being checked.
?>
<html>
	<head>
		<title>Give Me the Grumpy Bumpies!</title>
	</head>
	<body>
		<form action="grumpybumpy.php" method="GET">
			<label for="GrumpyBumpy">PUT THE GRUMPY BUMPY IN HERE:</label>&nbsp;<input type="text" name="GrumpyBumpy" value="GRUMPYBUMPY" style="color:gray;" onfocus="if(this.value == 'GRUMPYBUMPY'){this.value='';this.style.color='#000000'}" />
			<input type="submit" value="Bump the Grumpy!" />
		</form>
<?php
if (isset($_GET['GrumpyBumpy']))
if ((strpos($_GET['GrumpyBumpy'], 'http://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/') === FALSE || strpos($_GET['GrumpyBumpy'], ' ') !== FALSE)) {
	echo "<h1>\"".$_GET['GrumpyBumpy']."\" ISN'T A GRUMPY BUMPY!</h1>";
else
{
	for ($grumpies = 0; $grumpies <= $bumpies; $grumpies++)
	{
		$grumpybumpy = get_headers($_GET['GrumpyBumpy'], 1);
		if (!in_array($grumpybumpy['Location'], $grumpybumpies))
		{
			if (is_array($grumpybumpy['Location']))
				$grumpybumpies[] = current($grumpybumpy['Location']);
			else
				$grumpybumpies[] = $grumpybumpy['Location'];
			$grumpies = 0;
		}
		$grumpy++;
		if ($grumpy == $bumpygrumpies)
			break;
	}
	foreach ($grumpybumpies as $bumpygrumpy)
		echo '<a href="'.$bumpygrumpy.'">'.$bumpygrumpy.'</a><br />'."\n";
}
}
?>
	</body>
</html>

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