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#51 2014-05-25 19:58:18

Different55
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you live on in the afterlife.

I wish that my computer would stop getting borked.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#52 2014-05-26 07:54:10

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Meanwhile, a charity is terrorized.

I wish for something that is not lethal to anyone and will not trap anyone in a pit.

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#53 2014-06-03 17:59:03

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You get "something," but you don't know what it is.

I wish gravedogging was against the rules.

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#54 2014-06-08 09:58:30

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Ok, the gravedogs take down these forums for racism against gravedogs.

I wish that counting games were banned on this forum.

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#55 2014-06-28 13:46:17

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but this post gets bumped.

I wish for a hot dog.

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#56 2014-06-28 15:02:41

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it turns out to be a literal "hot" "dog." (No, not that kind of hot.)

I wish I was a lemon.

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#57 2014-07-03 11:52:16

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you're a bad car.

I wish that I don't get 1 septillion dollars.

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#58 2014-07-03 13:24:53

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You get an old boot instead.

I wish tomato jam.

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#59 2014-07-15 19:35:53

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

You get tomatos jamming to music. They say "Dude" a lot and kill you.

I wish I had a superb jumping ability.

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#60 2014-08-12 17:16:22

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you fall through and die.

I wish there was a separate section for counting games

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#61 2014-08-12 17:34:06

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Everyone completely loses interest in all games other than counting games.

I wish for something that can never go wrong.

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#62 2014-08-12 17:51:54

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. What this "something" is is something that harms a lot of people, though.

I wish for mone.

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#63 2014-08-12 17:52:31

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You get assassinated and no one finds out.

I wish that my Wii U would get here sooner.

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#64 2014-08-12 17:54:36

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, it shows up at your door in 2 seconds, but the speed of the travel flattens it.

I wish that your Wii U wasn't broken

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#65 2014-08-12 17:58:40

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. It's dirt now.

I wish shop stuff was done.

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#66 2014-08-12 18:04:11

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. It turns out to be more useless stuff.

I wish I could switch genders at any time.

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#67 2014-08-12 18:07:16

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Only your birth certificate changes.

I wish I had shapeshifting powers like the dog from adventure time.

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#68 2014-08-12 18:11:00

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. By stretching your body, your organs and insides overflow into fatal injuries due to stretching in positions not suitable for humans (but maybe for magic dogs). After a few minutes of this, your blood and guts are laying all over the floor, and you are pretty much dead.

I wish I did not get so disgusted reading what I just wrote.

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#69 2014-08-12 18:19:25

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But you just ate 98 packs of cola so you still throw up.

I wish inflation was gone.

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#70 2014-08-12 18:27:56

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Soon enough, things such as gas station prices go higher and higher, but the value of the actual money stays the same.

I wish for the result of this wish.

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#71 2014-08-13 15:35:27

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

SQUEEEEE, we played this on Psypokes! <3

*A-hem* Granted. It ends in a black hole in your living room.

I wish I had more effective creative outlets.

I'm new here, so I'm going to fail a lot!
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#72 2014-08-13 15:50:39

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but on receipt of said outlets, you beginning overexerting yourself, forgetting that these outlets are optional. 10 years later, you find yourself sitting with hollow eyes with a pen in hand and scratchy letters on a piece of paper in front of you. You collapse from exhaustion and are forced to drink fluids in the hospital.

I wish for shorter corruptions.

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#73 2014-08-13 15:52:34

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted.

I wish to be more Kawaii.

I'm new here, so I'm going to fail a lot!
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#74 2014-08-13 16:29:09

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You become so Kawaii that my brain cannot comprehend the level of cuteness, and explode.

I wish I was still alive from the explosion!

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#75 2014-08-13 18:39:06

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

You are.
I wish for a Happy Hot Dog Man!

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