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#1 2014-08-15 19:10:09

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How to read a church

My avatar is the book cover
but how do you 'read' a church?


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#2 2014-08-15 19:20:46

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Re: How to read a church

you didn't look inside

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#3 2014-08-16 15:22:14

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Re: How to read a church

im not sure about this but maybe if you read the book, you will find out?


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#4 2014-08-16 15:49:17

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Re: How to read a church

what i just said


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#5 2014-08-16 22:44:19

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Re: How to read a church

I can't it's a picture of a book


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#6 2014-08-17 19:42:46

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Re: How to read a church

just go to the church and read it


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#7 2014-08-17 22:21:11

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Re: How to read a church

I'm not allowed in church I'm atheist and I insulted the priest when I was 7 cause he tried to hit on me


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#8 2014-08-17 23:00:54

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Re: How to read a church

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I'm not allowed in church I'm atheist and I insulted the priest when I was 7 cause he tried to hit on me

that's because you were reading it incorrectly


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#9 2014-08-17 23:23:58

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Re: How to read a church

Atheist? So, you believe the universe popped out of nowhere and nothing and somehow the flow nature works in a manner so convenient that it would basically be possible without a human-like mind?? Seems absolutely correct to me.

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#10 2014-08-17 23:28:56

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Re: How to read a church

What if the church was made out of newspaper


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#11 2014-08-18 11:02:11

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Re: How to read a church

Oh then it's much simpler, but it'd have to be the jesus daily, and there aren't many of them


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#12 2014-08-18 13:27:56

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Re: How to read a church

N1KF wrote:

Atheist? So, you believe the universe popped out of nowhere and nothing and somehow the flow nature works in a manner so convenient that it would basically be possible without a human-like mind?? Seems absolutely correct to me.

let's not start a religion argument. that never ends good.


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#13 2014-08-18 13:31:44

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Re: How to read a church

Bimps1002 wrote:
N1KF wrote:

Atheist? So, you believe the universe popped out of nowhere and nothing and somehow the flow nature works in a manner so convenient that it would basically be possible without a human-like mind?? Seems absolutely correct to me.

let's not start a religion argument. that never ends good.

What do you mean?? It always ends good!

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#14 2014-09-02 04:15:17

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Re: How to read a church

No, no no, you're all getting your information from the wrong church.


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#15 2014-09-02 13:19:46

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Re: How to read a church

You mean this church?

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#16 2014-10-14 12:26:09

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Re: How to read a church

nonono this church


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#17 2014-10-14 12:37:40

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Re: How to read a church

N1KF wrote:

Atheist? So, you believe the universe popped out of nowhere and nothing and somehow the flow nature works in a manner so convenient that it would basically be possible without a human-like mind?? Seems absolutely correct to me.

It's as logical as a fat man with a beard screaming LET THERE BE LIGHT and the universe suddenly appearing.


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#18 2014-10-14 13:38:22

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Re: How to read a church

TIL God is fat and has a beard.


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#19 2014-10-14 14:16:25

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Re: How to read a church

TIL God is Santa.


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#20 2014-10-14 14:25:06

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Re: How to read a church

Coolio wrote:

TIL God is Santa.

Hmm...

On the birthday of Jesus Christ, Santa, a bearded man delivers gifts to those who are nice and righteous, and watches every human in existence 24/7.

Yup. Seems about right.

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#21 2014-10-14 15:27:31

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Re: How to read a church

N1KF wrote:
Coolio wrote:

TIL God is Santa.

Hmm...

On the birthday of Jesus Christ, Santa, a bearded man delivers gifts to those who are nice and righteous, and watches every human in existence 24/7.

Yup. Seems about right.

'Cept for, you know, Jews, Muslims, the atheists who don't celebrate, uh, pagans?, let's see, the Puritans didn't do Christmas either, ummm


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#22 2014-10-14 15:56:08

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Re: How to read a church

Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Coolio wrote:

TIL God is Santa.

Hmm...

On the birthday of Jesus Christ, Santa, a bearded man delivers gifts to those who are nice and righteous, and watches every human in existence 24/7.

Yup. Seems about right.

'Cept for, you know, Jews, Muslims, the atheists who don't celebrate, uh, pagans?, let's see, the Puritans didn't do Christmas either, ummm

Those people are obviously not humans
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#23 2014-10-14 19:17:07

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Re: How to read a church

Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Coolio wrote:

TIL God is Santa.

Hmm...

On the birthday of Jesus Christ, Santa, a bearded man delivers gifts to those who are nice and righteous, and watches every human in existence 24/7.

Yup. Seems about right.

'Cept for, you know, Jews, Muslims, the atheists who don't celebrate, uh, pagans?, let's see, the Puritans didn't do Christmas either, ummm

many non-Christians do celebrate Christmas though


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#24 2014-10-14 19:37:02

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Re: How to read a church

Ratburntro44 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Coolio wrote:

TIL God is Santa.

Hmm...

On the birthday of Jesus Christ, Santa, a bearded man delivers gifts to those who are nice and righteous, and watches every human in existence 24/7.

Yup. Seems about right.

'Cept for, you know, Jews, Muslims, the atheists who don't celebrate, uh, pagans?, let's see, the Puritans didn't do Christmas either, ummm

many non-Christians do celebrate Christmas though

hella non-Christians celebrate Christmas.


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#25 2014-10-14 19:41:13

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Re: How to read a church

Ratburntro44 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Coolio wrote:

TIL God is Santa.

Hmm...

On the birthday of Jesus Christ, Santa, a bearded man delivers gifts to those who are nice and righteous, and watches every human in existence 24/7.

Yup. Seems about right.

'Cept for, you know, Jews, Muslims, the atheists who don't celebrate, uh, pagans?, let's see, the Puritans didn't do Christmas either, ummm

many non-Christians do celebrate Christmas though

Clausmas*

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