Announcement

GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? WE LIVE INSIDE A DREAM. GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? NO MORE SPAM
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE FORUMS ARE DEAD AND THAT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY CURRENTLY RESIDES IN #FAIL #EEFORUMSANARCHY #EEFORUMS #hi ON RIZON.

YO RIZON #HI
it's closing time you don't have to go home but you can't stay here

Advertisement

»  » 

Pages: 1 2 3 4

#26 2014-09-07 16:34:23

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>repeat 4 times, each time faster because you're high on caffeine

wait what why

Offline

#27 2014-09-07 16:36:32

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,111
Fails: 1
Website

Re: Lego Adventure

Starvr344 wrote:

9_zps268b0f8b.jpg
Ah, the old steal-the-coffee-while-the-employee-is-making-second-cup-of-coffee

why is his thingie standing up if you know what i mean
>smash door while high on caffeine

what the ****

Offline

#28 2014-09-07 16:43:28

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

10_zps4e823125.jpg
You break down the door like you've never broken down a door before.
You are now trapped in your office.
In the wreckage are assorted red and white bricks.

Last edited by Starvr344 (2014-09-07 16:43:37)

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#29 2014-09-07 16:47:08

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,111
Fails: 1
Website

Re: Lego Adventure

>you are not trapped, step over rubble of door, leave

what the ****

Offline

#30 2014-09-07 16:48:14

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>pour coffee on bricks

wait what why

Offline

#31 2014-09-07 16:52:42

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

colon wrote:

>you are not trapped, step over rubble of door, leave

Do you even know how doors work?

Fradeshan wrote:

>pour coffee on bricks

11_zps83592031.jpg
Can do!

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#32 2014-09-07 17:59:12

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,111
Fails: 1
Website

Re: Lego Adventure

Starvr344 wrote:
colon wrote:

>you are not trapped, step over rubble of door, leave

Do you even know how doors work?

yes, if it is broken on the floor, you can step over it
>step over  now coffee covered door

what the ****

Offline

#33 2014-09-07 18:03:59

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>drink coffee off of rubble

wait what why

Offline

#34 2014-09-07 18:24:58

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

colon wrote:

>step over  now coffee covered door

That's what you think.
12_zpse5892f76.jpg
Om nom nom

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#35 2014-09-07 18:55:20

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>leave office, now that you have eaten through the stone

wait what why

Offline

#36 2014-09-07 18:59:06

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

10_zps4e823125.jpg
I just told you, I can't get out without a door.

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#37 2014-09-07 19:02:58

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Lego Adventure

>rebuild door

L3srd6t.png

Offline

#38 2014-09-07 19:13:43

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

13_zps181b01c3.jpg
You rebuild the door, and have a few extra pieces a la Ikea.

▼Pockets

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#39 2014-09-07 19:20:00

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

but you ate through the stone

>leave through the door, and destroy it from the outside in
>take all bricks

wait what why

Offline

#40 2014-09-07 19:28:25

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

14_zps4ffb9dfa.jpg
You took your stuff on the inside too so you wouldn't lose it.
Looks like your co-worker is coming to his senses.

▼Pockets

Last edited by Starvr344 (2014-09-07 19:28:50)

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#41 2014-09-07 19:42:39

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

throw that 2x10 in his face

wait what why

Offline

#42 2014-09-07 20:00:45

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

15_zps8951e50f.jpg
He's knocked out cold

▼Pockets

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#43 2014-09-07 20:13:23

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>destroy him and pocket his entire body
>get that 2x10 back

wait what why

Offline

#44 2014-09-07 20:19:13

some man
Dotcra Moreo
From: The Road of Ultimate
Registered: 2014-05-06
Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Lego Adventure

>pocket your feet, put them on your torso for makeshift arms, then use 2 2x2 red bricks for feet

blablawhatever.gif
jet fuel can't melt buttoned jeans

Offline

#45 2014-09-07 20:22:01

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

16_zps19908ad2.jpg
You can't without killing him, and you would probably get fired.
You settle for his shoes.

▼Pockets

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#46 2014-09-07 20:23:09

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

some man wrote:

>pocket your feet, put them on your torso for makeshift arms, then use 2 2x2 red bricks for feet

Again, can't do that without killing myself.
Besides, you already have arms

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#47 2014-09-07 20:26:40

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>go back to dunkin donuts
>build a ladder to get over it

wait what why

Offline

#48 2014-09-07 20:33:45

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

A ladder to get over what?
17_zps667fc73c.jpg
Employee: "How may I- Hey, you're the guy that stole that coffee!"

Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

Offline

#49 2014-09-07 20:36:06

Fradeshan
Filthy Casual
From: the darkest casual lounge
Registered: 2014-07-26
Posts: 2,199
Fails: 0

Re: Lego Adventure

>get over the entire dunkin donuts building
>hit him with the 2x10

>then do the ladder thing

wait what why

Offline

#50 2014-09-07 21:17:14

some man
Dotcra Moreo
From: The Road of Ultimate
Registered: 2014-05-06
Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Lego Adventure

>pour coffee on roof

blablawhatever.gif
jet fuel can't melt buttoned jeans

Offline

Pages: 1 2 3 4

Board footer

Jump to

We use Fail. Fail uses FluxBB

[ Generated in 0.023 seconds, 63 queries executed - Memory usage: 628.51 KiB (Peak: 668.17 KiB) ]