After a careful review of Fail Forum history, it has been discovered that she is the Enemy of Failure. On two occasions, she has blatantly assaulted the fail forums. Only through careful review of the facts has the connection of these two events become clear.
STRIKE 1:
The Cool Forums - These copycat forums stole from us. This treachery ordinarily would have not gone without a more serious punishment. Fortunately for her, Failure was in a good mood that day, and Failure commanded that we spare her from further torment once the Cool Forums were done for.
STRIKE 2:
The Hacking of Fail - This second offense occurred during the dark times when the admins of the forumify chapter of fail history were tricked into changing the password of another admin. The account was then hijacked, and the failadmins lost control of the Fail Forums. Fortunately, with the help of Cyclone, the forums were reclaimed and failure was restored over the land. Unfortunately, the land was not without casualties. Bobithan, the creator of the Fail Forums, had his name changed to 1234, and then had his account deleted. Many great and terrible topics were lost during those dark days. Fortunately, when we moved here I was able to restore Bobithan's lost posts to his account. Unfortunately, the topics we had lost were still gone. Fortunately, when the dust had settled, the IPs and email addresses of The Scum were left behind. They were later identified as belonging to Linus21 and Meredith1999.
So... talk behind her back about her here, I guess. Or not. That was a long time ago anyway.
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