IRC Everyone Is John log

colon · 2014-09-12 18:46:21

[00:00:05] <John> halo
[00:00:07] <John> JOHN IT UP
[00:00:27] <Coolio> bimps
[00:00:45] <Coolio> wait
[00:00:49] <Coolio> why not rp
[00:00:51] <Coolio> rpg*
[00:01:15] <John> nah
[00:01:17] <John> this will be quick
[00:01:22] <John> 10-20 minutes
[00:01:25] <John> warmup
[00:01:28] <Coolio> k
[00:01:30] * Coolio is now known as Jon
[00:02:02] <John> silverheart colon pls
[00:02:15] <colon> ye
[00:02:19] <colon> wat
[00:02:23] <Silverheart> ^
[00:02:23] <colon> i sent 
[00:02:28] <Silverheart> oh
[00:02:31] <Silverheart> k lemme
[00:02:48] <Bimps> dicks
[00:03:00] <John> yes
[00:03:02] <John> name your voices
[00:03:05] <John> and gogoogo
[00:03:08] <Jon> Jon
[00:03:11] * Silverheart is now known as Johnny
[00:03:21] <Johnny> Johnny
[00:03:21] <Bimps> no not now im wqatching stream
[00:03:25] <John> i know
[00:03:29] <John> because you're butt
[00:03:34] <John> are we starting
[00:03:35] * You are now known as Rory
[00:03:36] <John> ready colon
[00:03:38] <John> ok
[00:03:45] <Johnny> bid 1
[00:03:49] <Rory> this is my name for all rps
[00:03:50] <John> fffffffffff
[00:03:54] <John> you pm me bid
[00:03:58] <John> also you can bid0
[00:03:59] <Johnny> oh
[00:04:10] <Johnny> wait why though
[00:04:15] <John> fakeout
[00:04:17] <Johnny> shouldn't it be out loud?
[00:04:26] <John> supposed to be simultaenous
[00:04:28] <Johnny> so people can top others' bids
[00:04:30] <John> so pm
[00:04:34] <Johnny> ;_;
[00:04:36] <John> i do the topping
[00:04:49] <Rory> i don't like toppings
[00:04:49] <John> bbbid
[00:05:14] <Rory> also my obsession is great
[00:05:28] <John> rolloff jon and johnny
[00:05:31] <John> 1d6
[00:05:34] <John> winner gets control
[00:05:38] <Johnny> !roll 1d6
[00:05:39] <Leviathan> Johnny, your rolls are: 2   [ Total: 2 + 0 = 2 ]
[00:05:42] <Johnny> ;_;
[00:05:42] <Jon> !roll 1d6
[00:05:42] <Leviathan> Jon, your rolls are: 4   [ Total: 4 + 0 = 4 ]
[00:05:47] <John> ok
[00:05:53] <John> everyone has 10 but jon with 8
[00:06:00] <John> hold on
[00:06:03] <Jon> whatdoidonow
[00:06:12] * Narrator ([email protected]) has joined
[00:06:18] <Rory> do i roll?
[00:06:23] <Narrator> john wakes up
[00:06:27] <Narrator> in the middle of 
[00:06:32] <Narrator> a grocery store
[00:06:41] <Narrator> apparently he was sleeping in the fruit
[00:06:58] <Narrator> jongo
[00:07:01] <Jon> uh
[00:07:06] <Jon> like
[00:07:08] * John wakes up drowsily
[00:07:13] <Jon> does everything i do need a roll
[00:07:21] <Narrator> anything too hard
[00:07:29] <Jon> >go to meat section, get cold, sneeze
[00:07:35] <Jon> >into tissue
[00:07:45] <Narrator> you do not have a tissue
[00:07:48] <Narrator> you sneeze into your had
[00:07:49] <Narrator> hand
[00:07:53] * Narrator has quit (Quit: Page closed)
[00:07:57] <Jon> wut
[00:08:01] * Narrator ([email protected]) has joined
[00:08:06] <Narrator> interesting
[00:08:19] * Narrator has quit (Quit: Page closed)
[00:08:28] * Narrator ([email protected]) has joined
[00:08:30] <Narrator> alright fixed
[00:08:30] <Jon> >go to bathroom, get toilet paper, wipe booger on toilet paper
[00:08:53] <Narrator> nono
[00:08:56] <Narrator> you tell john what do
[00:09:06] <Jon> okay?
[00:09:17] <John> uhh
[00:09:22] <Jon> dude that's gross go to the bathroom and get some toilet paper and wipe your booger on that
[00:09:24] * John gets up
[00:09:28] <John> yeah i guess so
[00:09:31] <John> who are you anyway
[00:09:36] * John walks to bathroom
[00:09:40] <Jon> your conscience
[00:09:44] * John wipes
[00:09:48] * John with left hand
[00:09:48] <Jon> alright
[00:09:53] <Jon> (gdi frade)
[00:10:07] <Jon> i don't think there's a trash can in here
[00:10:13] <Jon> so just keep that with you for now
[00:10:32] <John> sounds ok
[00:10:40] * John crumples sheet
[00:10:59] <Jon> is there actually a trash can in this store? let's see if the manager knows where a trash can is
[00:11:23] <John> okay
[00:11:27] * John comes out of the bathroom
[00:11:42] <Narrator> right as he leaves
[00:11:48] <Narrator> he sees his ex-wife
[00:11:59] <Narrator> they run into each other
[00:12:19] <Jon> ew not her
[00:12:25] <Jon> ooh ooh i've got a great idea
[00:12:27] <Jon> for a prank
[00:12:29] <John> eh
[00:12:46] <Jon> make her think your booger is incredibly valuable and get her to buy it
[00:12:48] <John> what is it
[00:12:52] <John> uh sure
[00:13:06] <John> HEY CATHY
[00:13:22] <Narrator> cathy walks over
[00:13:39] <Narrator> "whatdya want"
[00:13:51] <Johnny> afk one second
[00:13:52] <John> hey check this out
[00:14:01] * John reveals shiny booger
[00:14:06] <Narrator> ROLL
[00:14:08] <Jon> tell her it's from a famous person
[00:14:14] <Jon> !roll 1d6
[00:14:14] <Leviathan> Jon, your rolls are: 6   [ Total: 6 + 0 = 6 ]
[00:14:29] <Narrator> she is a bit confused
[00:14:33] <John> it's from uh
[00:14:35] <John> barack obama
[00:14:46] <Narrator> "yes, but what is it?"
[00:14:52] <John> nose drippings
[00:15:17] <Narrator> "oh i don't have that yet in my collection, how much will it cost"
[00:15:46] <Narrator> "yes i have a collection of barack obama bodily fluids"
[00:15:57] <Jon> ._.
[00:16:02] <John> how about
[00:16:08] <John> 500
[00:16:23] <Narrator> cathy hands over the money
[00:16:35] * John throws toilet paper in face
[00:16:38] <John> BET ROLL
[00:16:44] <Jon> wat
[00:16:46] <Narrator> WAIT I DID THAT ON THE WRONG THING
[00:16:46] <Rory> hm
[00:16:57] <Narrator> bbbbet
[00:17:03] <Jon> bet for what
[00:17:10] <Rory> ?
[00:17:14] <Narrator> jon scored
[00:17:26] <Jon> k?
[00:17:32] <Narrator> so bet for controla gain
[00:17:37] <Jon> OH
[00:17:51] <Narrator> 11, 11, 9
[00:18:04] <John> johnny time
[00:18:09] <John> 11, 6, 9
[00:18:18] <Narrator> wow wrong guy again
[00:18:19] <Narrator> dammit
[00:18:33] <Johnny> hey john, you should go outside
[00:18:45] <John> uh why
[00:18:49] * John walks out anyways
[00:19:15] <Johnny> you've been out for a while
[00:19:20] <Johnny> you should probably head home
[00:19:20] <John> eh?
[00:19:28] <John> what's there at home
[00:19:36] <Johnny> a bed
[00:19:40] <Johnny> you were pretty tired
[00:19:42] <John> yeah i am pretty tired
[00:19:50] <John> who are you
[00:19:54] <John> you don't sound like that other guy
[00:20:03] <Johnny> I'm his friens
[00:20:11] <John> oh okay
[00:20:24] <Narrator> a guy whispers
[00:20:30] <Narrator> "hey, come over here"
[00:20:33] <Narrator> "i got the good stuff"
[00:20:39] <Johnny> leave him be, john
[00:20:41] <Narrator> he has bloodshot eyes
[00:20:43] <Johnny> you're tired
[00:20:48] <John> but
[00:20:51] <John> i want to know what that is
[00:21:09] <Johnny> what about that thing on the road
[00:21:18] <Johnny> it's kinda cool looking
[00:21:18] <Narrator> eh?
[00:21:25] <John> FFFF eh/
[00:21:27] <John> eh?
[00:21:43] <Johnny> yeah, you see that thing
[00:21:46] <Narrator> the guy is slowly approaching you
[00:21:49] <Johnny> almost looks like a wallet
[00:21:50] <John> no i don't see anything
[00:22:04] <Narrator> the guy is right in front of john
[00:22:06] <Johnny> it's there
[00:22:11] <Johnny> bend down and look
[00:22:12] <Narrator> roll if you want to run
[00:22:24] <Johnny> run onto road
[00:22:28] <Johnny> !roll 1d6
[00:22:28] <Leviathan> Johnny, your rolls are: 2   [ Total: 2 + 0 = 2 ]
[00:22:32] <Narrator> nop
[00:22:34] <Johnny> also spend 1 energy
[00:22:37] <Johnny> pls
[00:22:39] <Narrator> ok
[00:22:49] * John runs
[00:23:01] <Narrator> you are now in the middle of the road
[00:23:08] <Narrator> safe on the double yellow lines
[00:23:12] <Narrator> but the guy is following you
[00:23:15] <Narrator> now completely naked
[00:23:31] <Johnny> crouch down and crawl under the cars john
[00:23:41] <Narrator> roll
[00:23:46] <Johnny> !roll 1d6
[00:23:46] <Leviathan> Johnny, your rolls are: 1   [ Total: 1 + 0 = 1 ]
[00:23:58] * John bumps head
[00:24:02] * John is trapped under car
[00:24:08] <Narrator> BET
[00:25:39] <Narrator> rory is up
[00:25:49] <Narrator> this will be fun
[00:25:56] <Rory> slide out from underneath
[00:25:59] <Narrator> 10, 7, 10
[00:26:18] * John goes out from behind
[00:26:24] <Rory> walk to a casino
[00:26:31] <Narrator> the naked guy is behind you
[00:26:40] <Narrator> he takes off your pants
[00:26:43] <Rory> drop a dollar note
[00:26:59] <Rory> and then walk away
[00:27:00] <Jon> wut
[00:27:10] <Narrator> it doesn't work
[00:27:14] <Narrator> roll to escape if want
[00:27:18] <Narrator> or do something else
[00:27:22] <Narrator> preferably with your skills
[00:27:36] <Rory> chat him up
[00:27:42] <Narrator> roll
[00:27:47] <Rory> !roll 1d6
[00:27:47] <Leviathan> Rory, your rolls are: 6   [ Total: 6 + 0 = 6 ]
[00:28:09] <John> hey 
[00:28:14] <John> you want some of this
[00:28:25] <Narrator> he nods vigorously and continues taking off your pants
[00:28:26] <Jon> o_o
[00:28:31] <Rory> *looks at item*
[00:28:43] <John> you meanwhile steal his pants and run
[00:28:57] * John meanwhile steals his pants and runs
[00:28:59] <Narrator> pfff
[00:29:13] <Jon> ._.
[00:29:19] <Johnny> ...
[00:29:25] <Rory> goes to nearest casino
[00:29:41] <John> hey i know one nearby
[00:29:46] * John walks and puts on pants
[00:29:59] <Narrator> you walk in
[00:30:07] <Narrator> and see right in front of you
[00:30:25] <Narrator> poker, craps, and blackjack
[00:30:34] <Narrator> as well as many scantily clad women serving drinks
[00:30:44] <Rory> go to the blackjack table with a girl
[00:31:06] <John> that isn't a half bad idea
[00:31:11] <John> but i don't have any chips
[00:31:20] <Rory> cash in a bit of money
[00:31:37] <John> okay
[00:31:38] <John> nice
[00:31:44] <John> >all the money
[00:32:03] <Rory> so, let's go and get some blackjack with the ladies
[00:32:42] <Rory> >walk to blackjack table, and sit next to a girl
[00:32:55] <Narrator> there aren't any
[00:33:02] <Narrator> there are some serving drinks
[00:33:04] <Narrator> standing
[00:33:22] <Rory> *chat up waitress, ask if she wants to do a bit of blackjack*
[00:34:00] <Narrator> rol
[00:34:09] <Rory> !roll 1d6
[00:34:09] <Leviathan> Rory, your rolls are: 1   [ Total: 1 + 0 = 1 ]
[00:34:18] <Rory> use energy
[00:34:52] <Narrator> 8,7,10
[00:34:59] <Narrator> durn this is going slowly
[00:35:22] <Narrator> she says sure
[00:35:29] <Narrator> ...and maybe something after
[00:35:35] <Rory> ;)
[00:35:51] <Rory> *play blackjack with ladie*
[00:36:02] <Narrator> you lose spectatcularly
[00:36:06] <Narrator> tactucactu
[00:36:16] <Narrator> she pities you
[00:36:36] <Rory> *chats up, asks if she wants a bit of MmMmM*
[00:36:45] * John follows her home after casino closes
[00:36:51] * Jon afk
[00:36:55] * Jon is now known as Jonfk
[00:37:32] <Rory> *chats up, asks if she wants a bit of MmMmM*
[00:37:43] * Johnny is now known as afk_pls
[00:37:45] <Rory> ;)
[00:37:59] <Narrator> rip game
[00:38:02] <Rory> ye
[00:38:08] <Rory> but still
[00:38:14] <Rory> *chats up, asks if she wants a bit of MmMmM*
[00:39:09] <Rory> ping Narrator John
[00:39:16] <Narrator> are you just going to ask me to narrate your scene
[00:39:20] <Narrator> so

Yay, no links

N1KF · 2014-09-12 19:12:09

2long4me

colon · 2014-09-13 14:18:55

colon wrote:

Yay, no links

Fradeshan · 2014-09-13 14:58:57

rip

colon · 2014-09-13 15:00:19

It ct off and I don't have the log anymore.

durn

Different55 · 2014-09-13 22:41:05

LogBot has all the logs.

colon · 2014-09-13 22:42:23

Except the logs that logbot hasn't been logging cause the logs aren't logs of the logged chnnels he'd been logging

N1KF · 2014-09-13 23:01:59

2confuse4me

some man · 2014-09-14 21:33:43

John versus Jon.
Ready, set, go.

N1KF · 2014-09-15 12:34:02

Jon wins

some man · 2014-09-15 13:15:22

Made with Garfield comics 2002-09-24 and 1999-08-08, and Homestuck comics #1 and #5.

Last edited by some man (2014-09-15 13:28:03)

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-15 14:36:12

>homestuck

some man · 2014-09-15 14:53:45

Hey, Garfield is pretty intense too[/notsureifsarcasm]

Starvr344 · 2014-09-15 18:37:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixURTG6_Hg

some man · 2014-09-15 19:54:29

http://garfield.com/comic/1989-10-23

N1KF · 2014-09-17 14:19:17

some man wrote:

Hey, Garfield is pretty intense too[/notsureifsarcasm]

Your notsureifsarcasm tag is not working. You need both a beginning tag and an end tag.

some man · 2014-09-17 15:07:29

Hey, Garfield is pretty intense too[/notsureifsarcasm][/quote]
Your notsureifsarcasm tag is not working. You need both a beginning tag and an end tag.[/quote]
Since when were there beginning tags here?

N1KF · 2014-09-17 15:19:08

Hey, Garfield is pretty intense too[/notsureifsarcasm][/quote]
Your notsureifsarcasm tag is not working. You need both a beginning tag and an end tag.[/quote]
Since when were there beginning tags here?[/quote]
Good question.

colon · 2014-09-17 15:44:49

Hey, Garfield is pretty intense too[/notsureifsarcasm][/quote]
Your notsureifsarcasm tag is not working. You need both a beginning tag and an end tag.[/quote]
Since when were there beginning tags here?[/quote]
Good question.[/quote]
I'm still not sure why the bbcode doesn't seem to show

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