an rpg?

Fradeshan · 2014-09-07 08:27:09

no

Dylan

colon · 2014-09-07 12:08:10

but who is dylan

Fradeshan · 2014-09-07 13:07:57

you want to know who

Dylan

is?

well figure it out

colon · 2014-09-07 13:17:26

maybe he is dylan

skullz17 · 2014-09-07 13:23:16

can i be dylan

Fradeshan · 2014-09-07 13:26:41

you cannot be

Dylan

no one can be

Dylan

except

Dylan

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-07 13:28:32

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colon · 2014-09-07 16:25:24

ok

Fradeshan · 2014-09-07 19:17:36

log 4 posted
LOAL

[18:02] <Bimps_RP> what is sur
[18:02] <Kidd> wow
[18:02] <Kerine> no it's not ;_;
[18:02] <Kerine> pls
[18:03] <Ness> wikipedia says 90 mi
[18:03] * Ness cri
[18:03] <Kerine> ye
[18:03] <Rory> >google all things we have done
[18:03] <Kerine> stretched out over the highway
[18:03] <Bimps_RP> god dammit
[18:03] <Rory> >find police story
[18:03] <Kerine> with mostly a fe driveways
[18:03] <Ness> YOU FIND NOTHING RORY
[18:03] <Bimps_RP> >throws rorys phone
[18:03] <Ness> at what
[18:03] <Kerine> rory?
[18:03] <Rory> >yo throw the broke one
[18:03] <Bimps_RP> the ground
[18:03] <Ness> it explodes
[18:03] <Kidd> thankgod
[18:04] <Bimps_RP> ye
[18:04] <Kidd> you didn't throw it at me
[18:04] <Kerine> >set off into the canyon
[18:04] <Kidd> waitWHAT
[18:04] <Rory> no pls
[18:04] <Rory> let me info gather
[18:04] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:04] <Ness> you are off
[18:04] <Kerine> but
[18:04] <Bimps_RP> hue
[18:04] <Rory> i still have the working phone
[18:04] <Bimps_RP> are we on the canyon
[18:04] <Kerine> no you don't rory
[18:04] <Ness> "on the canyon"
[18:04] <Kerine> and ye in a canyon
[18:04] <Rory> he threw the cracked one
[18:04] <Kerine> >look for mysterious caves
[18:05] <Kidd> is that what we're doing now
[18:05] <Kerine> we are
[18:05] <Ness> !roll 1d6
[18:05] <@Leviathan> Ness, your rolls are: 3   [ Total: 3 + 0 = 3 ]
[18:05] <Ness> you find
[18:05] <Ness> a mcway cove
[18:05] <Bimps_RP> a dickbutt
[18:05] <Bimps_RP> mcway?
[18:05] <Kidd> a what now
[18:05] <Ness> ignore the a
[18:05] <Kerine> cave
[18:05] <Kerine> not cove
[18:05] <Kerine> pls
[18:05] <Ness> you rolled a 3
[18:05] <Ness> pls
[18:05] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:05] <Kerine> keep looking for caves
[18:06] <Ness> !roll 1d6
[18:06] <@Leviathan> Ness, your rolls are: 3   [ Total: 3 + 0 = 3 ]
[18:06] <Kerine> alsooutdoorsmanandattentivepls
[18:06] <Ness> wel
[18:06] <Kidd> lol
[18:06] <Ness> i rolled a 3
[18:06] <Kerine> outdoorsman and attentive
[18:06] <Kerine> pls ness
[18:06] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:06] <Ness> yes but you can't just find caves
[18:06] <Ness> unless you know where you're going
[18:06] <Kerine> >look harder
[18:06] <Ness> they don't have a cave presence
[18:06] <Kidd> they don't? darn
[18:06] <Ness> whatever
[18:06] <Kerine> >look until it succeeds
[18:06] <Bimps_RP> >kill kidd
[18:06] <Ness> you find 2 dark caves
[18:06] <Kidd> bimps pls
[18:06] <Ness> quote me
[18:06] <Kerine> ye
[18:06] <Ness> you're all enemies
[18:07] <Rory> >defend kidd
[18:07] <Ness> one doesn't seem too deep
[18:07] <Kerine> >shoot bimps's hand
[18:07] <Ness> the other is far deeper
[18:07] <Ness> but you're not sure how far
[18:07] <Ness> roll 2d6
[18:07] <Kerine> who?
[18:07] <Kidd> waitrly
[18:07] <Rory> >swing sword at bimps hand
[18:07] <Ness> bimps and kerine
[18:07] <Kidd> WAHT
[18:07] <Bimps_RP> !roll 2d6
[18:07] <@Leviathan> Bimps_RP, your rolls are: 5 4   [ Total: 9 + 0 = 9 ]
[18:08] <Bimps_RP> ye
[18:08] <Kidd> FFF
[18:08] <Kerine> 3d6 I got new skill ness
[18:08] <Ness> 2
[18:08] <Kerine> fine
[18:08] <Ness> outdoorsman doesn't count
[18:08] <Kerine> !roll 2d6
[18:08] <@Leviathan> Kerine, your rolls are: 2 1   [ Total: 3 + 0 = 3 ]
[18:08] <Kerine> no
[18:08] <Bimps_RP> YE
[18:08] <Ness> welp
[18:08] * Kidd cri
[18:08] <Kerine> ranged weapons
[18:08] <Kidd> >defend self
[18:08] <Kerine> and marksmanship
[18:08] <Rory> >defend kidd
[18:08] <Ness> oh ffff
[18:08] <Kerine> pls ness
[18:08] <Ness> roll 3 each
[18:08] <Rory> >with sword
[18:08] <Kerine> !roll 3d6
[18:08] <@Leviathan> Kerine, your rolls are: 6 1 4   [ Total: 11 + 0 = 11 ]
[18:08] <Ness> i forgot it was plus 1
[18:08] <Ness> wut wut
[18:08] <Ness> roll 3 bimps
[18:08] <Bimps_RP> ok
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> !roll 3d6
[18:09] <@Leviathan> Bimps_RP, your rolls are: 2 2 1   [ Total: 5 + 0 = 5 ]
[18:09] <Kidd> lol
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> but
[18:09] <Ness> oh well
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> i
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> the first time
[18:09] <Ness> anyway i assume kidd + colon are both hit
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> ;_;
[18:09] <Kidd> T_T
[18:09] <Ness> hold on let me figure this out
[18:09] <Rory> >attempt to hit bimps with sword
[18:09] <Ness> alrigh doesn't matter
[18:09] <Ness> 5, 5
[18:09] <Kidd> ?
[18:09] <Ness> bimps is shot right through the had
[18:09] <Ness> hand
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> ye
[18:09] <Kerine> YE
[18:09] <Ness> taking 2 damage
[18:09] <Bimps_RP> >wipe blood on kidd
[18:10] <Kidd> ew
[18:10] <Kidd> gross
[18:10] <Rory> >attempt to hit bimps with sword
[18:10] <Ness> 5 hp everyone atm
[18:10] <Ness> okay
[18:10] <Kidd> okay
[18:10] <Ness> roll
[18:10] <Kidd> shallow cave pls
[18:10] <Kerine> !roll 3d6
[18:10] <Ness> 2d6
[18:10] <@Leviathan> Kerine, your rolls are: 3 6 6   [ Total: 15 + 0 = 15 ]
[18:10] <Kidd> roll for what
[18:10] <Bimps_RP> who roll
[18:10] <Kidd> oh
[18:10] <Ness> rory roll
[18:10] <Kerine> idk
[18:10] <Kerine> oh
[18:10] <Rory> can i roll 2
[18:10] <Ness> yes
[18:10] <Rory> swords
[18:10] <Ness> 2
[18:10] <Ness> i said 2
[18:10] <Rory> !roll 2d6
[18:10] <@Leviathan> Rory, your rolls are: 1 1   [ Total: 2 + 0 = 2 ]
[18:10] <Bimps_RP> EYS
[18:10] <Kidd> well
[18:10] <Bimps_RP> WOW
[18:10] <Ness> he sitll takes 1 damage
[18:10] <Bimps_RP> YES
[18:10] <Ness> 4, 5, 5, 5
[18:10] <Ness> kidd go
[18:10] <Kidd> for what
[18:11] <Ness> or do nothing
[18:11] <Ness> whatever you want
[18:11] <Kidd> do nothing for what
[18:11] <Ness> then bimps go
[18:11] <Kidd> i don't know what i'm rolling for
[18:11] <Bimps_RP> do nothing
[18:11] <Ness> whatever you want
[18:11] <Ness> attack
[18:11] <Kidd> nothankyou
[18:11] <Ness> okay
[18:11] <Rory> >attempt to hit bimps with sword again
[18:11] <Ness> bimps go
[18:11] <Kidd> >shallow cave
[18:11] <Ness> BIMPS GO
[18:11] <Kidd> >run to shallow cave
[18:11] <Kerine> >deep cave pls
[18:11] <Bimps_RP> what
[18:11] <Bimps_RP> do i roll
[18:11] <Ness> 3d6
[18:11] <Kerine> to attack kidd
[18:11] <Bimps_RP> ok
[18:11] <Kidd> see i don't get it i thought this was resolved
[18:11] <Kidd> when you got shot through the hand
[18:11] <Bimps_RP> !roll 3d6
[18:11] <@Leviathan> Bimps_RP, your rolls are: 1 5 4   [ Total: 10 + 0 = 10 ]
[18:11] <Ness> why would it be
[18:12] <Kerine> can I use mine from above ness?
[18:12] <Kidd> ...alright
[18:12] <Ness> who takes more damage
[18:12] <Ness> kidd or rory
[18:12] <Bimps_RP> kidd
[18:12] <Ness> ok
[18:12] <Kidd> bimps pls
[18:12] <Rory> >jumps in front of kidd
[18:12] <Ness> bimps 4
[18:12] <Ness> fine
[18:12] <Kidd> wasn't i defending myself earlier
[18:12] <Bimps_RP> !roll 4d6
[18:12] <@Leviathan> Bimps_RP, your rolls are: 3 3 2 1   [ Total: 9 + 0 = 9 ]
[18:12] <Kidd> doesn't that count for anything
[18:12] <Ness> kidd 5
[18:12] <Ness> what no
[18:12] <Ness> ssfsfsfsdfsd
[18:12] <Kidd> T_T
[18:13] * Kerine confuse
[18:13] <Bimps_RP> sory
[18:13] <Ness> kerine 5
[18:13] <Ness> rory 3
[18:13] <Rory> hm
[18:13] <Kidd> ALRIGHT
[18:13] <Ness> kerine/rory turn
[18:13] <Kidd> >run to shallow cave
[18:13] <Ness> you're in the cave
[18:13] <Kidd> oh
[18:13] <Ness> watching
[18:13] <Kidd> >run farther into shallow cave
[18:13] <Ness> awkwardly
[18:13] <Kerine> can I use 366 roll pls?
[18:13] <Kerine> from before?
[18:13] <Ness> 3d6
[18:13] <Ness> wat
[18:13] <Ness> no
[18:13] <Kerine> fine
[18:13] <Kerine> !roll 3d6
[18:13] <@Leviathan> Kerine, your rolls are: 1 2 5   [ Total: 8 + 0 = 8 ]
[18:13] <Ness> still in the hand?
[18:14] <Kerine> how about calf?
[18:14] <Ness> same i guess
[18:14] <Bimps_RP> T_T
[18:14] <Kidd> shoot the knee
[18:14] <Ness> haha
[18:14] <Kidd> then he'll never become an adventurer
[18:14] <Ness> bimps is at 3
[18:14] <Ness> rory go
[18:14] <Bimps_RP> ;________________________________;
[18:14] <Kerine> bimps, might wanna back down
[18:15] <Rory> >attempt to kill bimps with slice at neck
[18:15] <Bimps_RP> bimps all that
[18:15] <Ness> ^ he hasn't used his sword yet
[18:15] <Kidd> come on guise let's explore the caves
[18:15] <Bimps_RP> >slice rorys neck
[18:15] <Ness> roll 2d6 rory
[18:15] <Kerine> >cri
[18:15] <Rory> !roll 2d6
[18:15] <@Leviathan> Rory, your rolls are: 2 4   [ Total: 6 + 0 = 6 ]
[18:15] <Kidd> T_T
[18:15] <Ness> bimps at 1
[18:15] <Ness> roll 2d6
[18:15] <Bimps_RP> ****
[18:15] <Rory> hm
[18:15] <Bimps_RP> !roll 2d6
[18:15] <@Leviathan> Bimps_RP, your rolls are: 1 5   [ Total: 6 + 0 = 6 ]
[18:15] <Ness> dead again
[18:16] <Rory> how
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> rip rory
[18:16] <Kidd> T_T
[18:16] <Kerine> also am I still dressed as a power ranger?
[18:16] <Kidd> wow
[18:16] <Ness> 3 minus (5 minus 1)
[18:16] <Ness> negative 1
[18:16] <Ness> yes you are
[18:16] <Kerine> I shall avenge rory
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> i for now will not attacka nyone
[18:16] <Ness> but no one attacked you kerine
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> and no one will attack me
[18:16] <Kerine> !roll 3d6
[18:16] <@Leviathan> Kerine, your rolls are: 6 3 4   [ Total: 13 + 0 = 13 ]
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> pls
[18:16] <Kidd> lol
[18:16] <Ness> where shoot
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> no
[18:16] <Kerine> idc
[18:16] <Ness> AIM FOR THE EYSE
[18:16] <Ness> okay
[18:16] <Ness> i'll take max damage
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> no
[18:16] <Ness> rip
[18:16] <Bimps_RP> NO
[18:16] <Kidd> lol
[18:16] <Kidd> well
[18:16] <Kerine> rip
[18:17] <Kidd> party's down to two
[18:17] <Kerine> uhh
[18:17] <Ness> so
[18:17] <Rory> half my xp
[18:17] <Kerine> right
[18:17] <Ness> pick a cave yo
[18:17] <Bimps_RP> fffffffffffff
[18:17] <Kerine> >deep one
[18:17] <Bimps_RP> you assholes will regret this
[18:17] <Kidd> i'll take shallow
[18:17] <Kerine> bimps pls
[18:17] <Kidd> bimps pls you attacked first
[18:17] <Ness> you lost nothing bimps
[18:17] <Ness> lol
[18:17] <Kerine> you tried to kill kidd
[18:17] <Kerine> also killed rory
[18:17] <Ness> kerine shallow?
[18:17] <Bimps_RP> so?
[18:17] <Kerine> no deep
[18:17] <Kerine> >deeep one
[18:17] <Ness> HEY GUYS WANT TO FIGhT AGAIN
[18:17] <Kidd> UHnO
[18:17] <Kerine> YE
[18:17] <Bimps_RP> kidd vs kerine
[18:17] <Kidd> ...
[18:18] <Kerine> kiddingpls
[18:18] <Ness> it could be a social fight
[18:18] <Ness> anyway pick a cave
[18:18] <Kerine> >deep one pls
[18:18] <Kidd> alright fine
[18:18] <Kerine> deep ones are cooler
[18:18] <Ness> okay
[18:18] <Kerine> more mystery
[18:18] <Kidd> the sideways rabbit hole
[18:18] <Ness> you walk in
[18:18] <Ness> there are 3 paths
[18:18] <Ness> left center right
[18:18] <Kerine> >right
[18:18] <Ness> pick
[18:18] <Kidd> fff one of THESE caves
[18:18] <Kidd> >left
[18:18] <Kerine> >rightpls
[18:18] <Ness> do you split up
[18:18] <Ness> just tell me
[18:19] <Kerine> if kidd won't go right, ye
[18:19] <Ness> so i don't have to tell every time
[18:19] <Kidd> eh
[18:19] <Kidd> meet at the cave entrance when we're done?
[18:19] <Kerine> sure
[18:19] <Kidd> k
[18:19] <Kidd> >left
[18:19] <Rory> >shoves bimps out of heaven
[18:19] <Kerine> although remember the vines?
[18:19] <Kidd> psh
[18:19] <Ness> haha like bimps was in heavn in the first place
[18:19] <Ness> okay
[18:19] <Kidd> LOL
[18:19] <Ness> kerine
[18:19] <Bimps_RP> >implying i would go to heaven
[18:19] <Ness> you immediately reach a path
[18:19] <Ness> left or right
[18:19] <Kerine> >left
[18:19] <Ness> i mean a crossways
[18:19] <Ness> or whtever
[18:19] <Ness> okay
[18:19] <Ness> you are back at the start
[18:20] <Ness> HAHAHA
[18:20] <Kidd> well
[18:20] <Kerine> >right
[18:20] <Ness> okay
[18:20] <Ness> kidd
[18:20] <Ness> you are
[18:20] <Ness> in the dark
[18:20] <Ness> spoop
[18:20] <Kidd> great
[18:20] <Ness> you hear a screeching
[18:20] <Ness> coming from many directions
[18:20] <Kidd> this is why i should've gotten xray goggles
[18:20] <Ness> it's bats
[18:20] <Kidd> fff
[18:20] <Ness> 'special order'
[18:20] <Kidd> pls
[18:21] <Kidd> can i run back
[18:21] <Rory> >flies around as ghost
[18:21] <Ness> you can
[18:21] <Ness> i mea
[18:21] <Ness> mean
[18:21] <Ness> they're just bats
[18:21] <Ness> i didn't say anything happened yet
[18:21] <Kidd> bats carry ebola
[18:21] <Bimps_RP> kidd pls
[18:21] <Kidd> :P
[18:21] == Rory has changed nick to Rory_ded_probably
[18:21] <Ness> bats carry lots of stuff
[18:21] <Ness> humans carry more
[18:21] <Kidd> i still don't want ebola
[18:22] <Kerine> come to the right side kidd!
[18:22] <Ness> wait kidd
[18:22] <Kerine> join me!
[18:22] <Ness> you didn't spend your xp at all right
[18:22] <Kidd> nope
[18:22] <Ness> [to both questions]
[18:22] <Ness> kerine
[18:22] <Ness> you find a room
[18:22] <Ness> that would be completely dark
[18:22] <Ness> if not for
[18:22] <Ness> fireflies
[18:22] <Kerine> oic
[18:23] <Ness> you see on the floor
[18:23] <Ness> an unplugged microwave
[18:23] <Rory_ded_probably> durn kerine what is it with u and insects
[18:23] <Ness> a cup
[18:23] <Kerine> uhh
[18:23] <Ness> a box
[18:23] <Ness> (empty and open)
[18:23] <Ness> and a lamp
[18:23] <Ness> also unplugged
[18:23] <Kerine> >look for plug
[18:23] <Ness> there be no socket around
[18:23] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:24] <Ness> you can only go forward
[18:24] <Kerine> >take what I can, go forward
[18:24] <Ness> so everything i guess
[18:24] <Kidd> where are you keeping that microwave
[18:24] <Ness> kidd
[18:24] <Ness> what do
[18:24] <Kidd> back to entrance, take center
[18:24] <Ness> ok
[18:24] <Ness> you two are reunited
[18:24] <Kidd> well okay then
[18:24] <Ness> next room
[18:24] <Bimps_RP> <£
[18:24] <Bimps_RP> oops
[18:24] <Ness> haha
[18:24] <Bimps_RP> <3
[18:25] <Ness> BRIT
[18:25] <Bimps_RP> together forever
[18:25] <Kidd> your heart is POUNDing?
[18:25] <Kidd> *goes to corner*
[18:25] <Ness> my kokoro went doki doki
[18:25] <Bimps_RP> no ness my keyboard is just set to uk mode
[18:25] <Ness> exactly
[18:25] <Ness> brit
[18:25] <Bimps_RP> ;-:
[18:25] <Kerine> kidd-kouhai <3
[18:25] <Kidd> UH
[18:25] <Kerine> you're so kawaii desu~
[18:25] <Ness> also i not the webo so quiet
[18:25] <Kidd> i'll just
[18:25] <Kidd> um
[18:25] <Ness> get your sugoi desu tsundere asses out
[18:25] <Kidd> *scootchyscootch*
[18:25] * Kerine will be quiet now
[18:25] <Ness> you find
[18:26] <Ness> in the room
[18:26] <Ness> a smaller room
[18:26] <Rory_ded_probably> a pill of viagra
[18:26] <Kidd> welp
[18:26] <Ness> no
[18:26] <Rory_ded_probably> aww
[18:26] <Ness> it looks like a mexican pueblo
[18:26] <Ness> but cavey
[18:26] <Ness> do you enter
[18:26] <Kerine> ye
[18:26] <Ness> there is no door
[18:26] <Kidd> pueblo?
[18:26] <Rory_ded_probably> ded me thinks dirty always
[18:26] <Ness> those things
[18:26] <Kerine> is there roof?
[18:26] <Ness> yes
[18:26] <Ness> you are inside
[18:27] <Ness> there ar
[18:27] <Ness> 4 uncomfortable chairs
[18:27] <Ness> made of rock
[18:27] <Ness> like the room
[18:27] <Kerine> >sit in rock chair
[18:27] <Ness> it is uncomfortable
[18:27] <Ness> and also
[18:27] <Ness> made of rock
[18:27] <Kidd> this better not be goldilocks and the three bears with 4 of us
[18:27] <Ness> it's also a chair
[18:27] <Ness> also
[18:27] <Ness> it's in a room
[18:27] <Ness> made of rock
[18:27] <Ness> like the chair
[18:27] <Ness> that is uncomfortable
[18:27] <Kidd> we get it
[18:27] <Kidd> everything's rock and everything's uncomfortable
[18:27] <Kerine> >keep sitting
[18:27] <Kidd> >examine room further
[18:28] <Ness> you are highly disturbed
[18:28] <Ness> it's really uncomfortable
[18:28] <Kidd> ...
[18:28] <Kerine> >look for traces of other creatures
[18:28] <Ness> in the room
[18:28] <Ness> there seems to be a hole in the ceiling
[18:28] <Ness> perhaps for a light source to come in
[18:28] <Kidd> interesting
[18:28] <Ness> there are no traces of other creatures
[18:28] <Kerine> >look for socket
[18:28] <Kidd> anything else in the room?
[18:29] <Ness> there is a socket
[18:29] <Ness> made of rock
[18:29] <Kidd> what
[18:29] <Kidd> why
[18:29] <Ness> well i made
[18:29] <Kerine> >plug in lamp
[18:29] <Ness> *mean
[18:29] <Ness> not made of rock
[18:29] <Kidd> oh
[18:29] <Bimps_RP> >eat ****
[18:29] <Ness> aren't all sockets made of air
[18:29] <Kidd> sockets?
[18:29] <Ness> sockets outlets whatever
[18:29] <Ness> the lamp turns on
[18:29] <Kidd> i don't know where you're from
[18:29] <Ness> very dimly
[18:29] <Kidd> but very few outlets are made of air
[18:30] <Ness> the actual holes
[18:30] <Ness> are made of air
[18:30] <Kidd> ...
[18:30] <Kerine> >continue onwards
[18:30] <Kidd> ...
[18:30] <Ness> and so are the sockets in this room
[18:30] <Ness> you leave the room room
[18:30] <Kidd> ...
[18:30] <Ness> there are 2 choices
[18:30] <Ness> left or straight
[18:30] <Kerine> >straight
[18:30] <Kidd> left
[18:30] <Ness> you split up again
[18:30] <Ness> kidd, into the bat room
[18:31] <Kidd> GDI
[18:31] <Kidd> NOT AGAIN
[18:31] <Ness> i mean
[18:31] <Ness> the Batcave
[18:31] <Kerine> LOLOLOL
[18:31] <Ness> na na anan nannanan nan ann ana nan
[18:31] <Kidd> waht
[18:31] <Kidd> like
[18:31] <Rory_ded_probably>  batman
[18:31] <Kidd> something like the bat cave or it's the bat room again
[18:31] <Ness> batman comes down from the ceiling to greet you
[18:31] <Ness> it's the same room
[18:31] <Kidd> waht
[18:31] <Ness> except
[18:31] <Ness> in echolocation
[18:31] <Kidd> i almost missed out on meeting batman
[18:31] <Ness> your ears hurt
[18:32] <Kidd> well
[18:32] <Ness> yes except
[18:32] <Bimps_RP> whateven
[18:32] <Ness> instead of a man dressed like a bat
[18:32] <Bimps_RP> batmen
[18:32] <Ness> it's a bat dressed like a man
[18:32] <Kidd> ...
[18:32] <Ness> >xkcd
[18:32] <Rory_ded_probably> oh
[18:32] <Kidd> that's creepy
[18:32] <Rory_ded_probably> manbat
[18:32] <Bimps_RP> *hot
[18:32] <Kidd> how many xkcd references are there
[18:32] <Kerine> many, probably
[18:32] <Kidd> *sigh*
[18:32] <Kerine> no pun intended
[18:32] <Rory_ded_probably> nananananananananannananana manbat
[18:33] <Kidd> okay
[18:33] <Ness> so
[18:33] <Kidd> so manbat is hurting my ears
[18:33] <Ness> yes
[18:33] <Kidd> but he's friendly
[18:33] <Kerine> also guys ooc I just got the what-if book and it is great
[18:33] <Ness> yes
[18:33] <Ness> i wish i had it
[18:33] <Kidd> i should get that
[18:33] <Ness> GOD DAMMIT
[18:33] <Ness> kerine
[18:33] <Kerine> I't got also wierd questions he's gotten
[18:33] <Ness> you end up
[18:34] <Ness> in what seems to be an exit
[18:34] <Kerine> >exit
[18:34] <Ness> or at least the passage to the exit
[18:34] <Ness> right before you get out of the shade
[18:34] <Ness> you are blocked
[18:34] <Kerine> >after looking for treasure reward
[18:34] <Ness> there ain't anything
[18:34] <Ness> YOU ARE BLOCKED
[18:34] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:34] <Ness> BY
[18:34] <Ness> Dylan
[18:34] <Kidd> DYLAN?
[18:34] <Ness> no
[18:34] <Ness> Dylan
[18:34] <Kerine> DYLAN!?
[18:34] <Ness> NO
[18:34] <Ness> Dylan
[18:34] <Kidd> DYLAN?!?!?!?!?!
[18:35] <Kerine> DUN DUN DUN
[18:35] <Kerine> >who is dylan
[18:35] <Ness> he says
[18:35] <Kidd> meeting of epic proportions
[18:35] <Ness> hello, my name is
[18:35] <Ness> Dylan
[18:35] <Ness> how are you doing today
[18:35] <Kerine> hello
[18:35] <Kerine> who are you
[18:35] <Ness> i just said,
[18:35] <Bimps_RP> a nerd
[18:35] <Ness> Dylan
[18:35] <Bimps_RP> he'sa  big nerd
[18:35] <Ness> it was rude of you to not answer my question
[18:35] <Kerine> ye but who are you
[18:35] <Kerine> well it was rude of you to block the path
[18:36] <Rory_ded_probably> oo #rekt
[18:36] <Ness> i am
[18:36] <Ness> merely
[18:36] <Ness> Dylan
[18:36] <Ness> an average man
[18:36] <Rory_ded_probably> ask him what he does
[18:36] <Kerine> oic
[18:36] <Ness> with 2 deep and dark secrets
[18:36] <Kerine> what do you do?
[18:36] <Kidd> ooh
[18:36] <Ness> i hold secrets
[18:36] <Kidd> *grabs popcorn*
[18:36] <Kerine> besides probably eat people?
[18:36] <Ness> i trade them
[18:36] <Ness> i've been with many of those
[18:36] <Bimps_RP> i eat ****
[18:37] <Rory_ded_probably> stfu bimps
[18:37] <Kerine> so
[18:37] <Ness> hover
[18:37] <Ness> how ever
[18:37] <Ness> i've never given away my own secrets
[18:37] <Rory_ded_probably> or i resurrect ur booty back into earth
[18:37] <Kerine> so canyoumovepls?
[18:37] <Ness> he does not answer
[18:37] <Kerine> pls
[18:37] <Ness> he asks you
[18:37] <Ness> will you give me a secret
[18:37] <Kerine> if I do will you move?
[18:38] <Ness> if you do
[18:38] <Ness> i'll give you one of mine
[18:38] <Rory_ded_probably> ooh
[18:38] <Kerine> whywouldIwantthat?
[18:38] <Rory_ded_probably> give secret
[18:38] <Kidd> because they're deep and dark
[18:38] <Ness> ^
[18:38] <Kidd> ...
[18:38] <Rory_ded_probably> we need more knowledge of Dykan
[18:38] <Rory_ded_probably> Dylan
[18:38] <Kerine> ...
[18:38] <Ness> they will also let you move
[18:38] <Kerine> fine
[18:38] <Kerine> what do you wnat to know?
[18:38] <Ness> any secret
[18:38] <Kerine> uhh
[18:39] <Kerine> I snuck into disneyland
[18:39] <Kidd> :o hardcore
[18:39] <Ness> ah
[18:39] <Bimps_RP> i killed a man
[18:39] <Ness> i will reveal my secret
[18:39] <Kidd> mamaaaaaaaaaa
[18:39] <Ness> the first one
[18:39] <Bimps_RP> rory isnt a man, im talking about hte deli guy
[18:39] <Ness> he whispers
[18:39] <Bimps_RP> and the truck driver
[18:39] <Bimps_RP> "swagmuffin"
[18:39] <Rory_ded_probably> More of a man than u bimps
[18:39] <Ness> i like to listen to country music in my bedroom alone
[18:39] <Kerine> oic
[18:39] <Bimps_RP> pFFFFFFFFFFT
[18:39] <Ness> and i actually like it
[18:39] <Rory_ded_probably> alone
[18:39] <Kidd> :o
[18:39] <Bimps_RP> NERD
[18:40] <Kidd> no
[18:40] <Kerine> that's great
[18:40] <Rory_ded_probably> who
[18:40] <Ness> i liked your secret
[18:40] <Rory_ded_probably> does that alone
[18:40] <Bimps_RP> what if this is actually frades secrets
[18:40] <Ness> could you tell me another
[18:40] <Kerine> canyoumovenow?
[18:40] <Kerine> ;_; fine
[18:40] <Kerine> I also shot bimps
[18:40] <Bimps_RP> you fucker
[18:40] <Ness> who's bimps
[18:40] <Kerine> a guy I was with
[18:40] <Bimps_RP> im gonna kill you when i get back to life
[18:40] <Kidd> lol;
[18:40] <Rory_ded_probably> say why
[18:40] <Kerine> sorry
[18:40] <Ness> wow
[18:40] <Ness> you know what they say
[18:40] <Kerine> an idiot I was with*
[18:41] <Ness> love is war
[18:41] <Rory_ded_probably> say why
[18:41] <Bimps_RP> <3
[18:41] <Kerine> >_>
[18:41] <Ness> he smiles
[18:41] <Ness> i will tell you my second secret
[18:41] <Bimps_RP> what a fag
[18:41] <Kerine> somovepls?
[18:41] <Ness> i am a master of the dark arts
[18:41] <Ness> he vanishes
[18:41] <Kidd> he's actually glued to the ground :P
[18:41] <Kidd> well
[18:41] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:41] <Ness> leaving a smell
[18:41] <Kidd> okay then
[18:41] <Bimps_RP> so dylans an emo?
[18:41] <Ness> of
[18:41] <Ness> Dylan
[18:41] <Kerine> I wanted to learn black magic
[18:41] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:42] <Bimps_RP> can i resurrect now
[18:42] <Kerine> dylanpls
[18:42] <Ness> back to kidd
[18:42] * Kerine cri
[18:42] <Ness> manbat is holding something in his wing
[18:42] <Ness> you don't know what it is
[18:42] <Rory_ded_probably> it's my erotica
[18:42] <Kidd> >ask him about it
[18:42] <Kidd> better not be rory
[18:42] <Ness> you cannot commune with manbat
[18:42] <Kidd> wut
[18:43] <Kerine> pls kidd only I can
[18:43] <Ness> he seems to want to hand it over
[18:43] <Kidd> >point to it
[18:43] <Rory_ded_probably> point at it
[18:43] <Ness> if you give him something of equal worth
[18:43] <Kidd> fff
[18:43] <Bimps_RP> buttmarl
[18:43] <Kerine> your soul?
[18:43] <Kidd> whatdoihaveagain
[18:43] <Kidd> i could try the lollipop
[18:43] <Kerine> [15:43] <Kerine> your soul?
[18:43] <Kidd> it's disney infused
[18:43] <Rory_ded_probably> give him the lolipop
[18:43] <Ness> a shitty book
[18:43] <Ness> the disney lollipop
[18:43] <Ness> the forest map/spell
[18:43] <Bimps_RP> no dont
[18:43] <Ness> yeah that's all
[18:43] <Bimps_RP> he doesnt deserve the lollipop
[18:43] <Kerine> no I used spell
[18:43] <Ness> and uh your dagger
[18:43] <Ness> yes you learned it
[18:44] <Ness> it's still there on a map
[18:44] <Kerine> [15:43] <Kerine> [15:43] <Kerine> your soul?
[18:44] <Kidd> >give spell
[18:44] <Kerine> oic
[18:44] <Ness> he quickly takes it
[18:44] <Ness> and takes off
[18:44] <Ness> he drops what he was holding
[18:44] <Ness> a green egg
[18:44] <Kidd> wut
[18:44] <Ness> out of it hatches
[18:44] <Kidd> ERAGON
[18:44] <Ness> bimps and rory
[18:44] <Kidd> FFF
[18:44] <Ness> [18:42] <Kidd> better not be rory
[18:44] <Kerine> wat
[18:44] <Kidd> should've just left
[18:45] <Kerine> right
[18:45] <Kerine> I need to essay now
[18:45] <Kidd> alright
[18:45] == Rory_ded_probably has changed nick to Rory
[18:45] <Rory> omfg
[18:45] <Kerine> so can we finish up?
[18:45] <Ness> gogogo
[18:45] <Bimps_RP> hi nerds
[18:45] <Kidd> >go the way kerine went earlier
[18:45] <Ness> you continue
[18:45] <Kidd> >exit cave
[18:45] <Ness> out into the light
[18:45] <Ness> except
[18:45] <Ness> there seems to be an invisible barrier
[18:45] <Kidd> better not be dylan
[18:45] <Ness> and a note
[18:45] <Rory> >read
[18:45] <Kerine> black magic spell PLS?
[18:45] <Ness> come to dallas
[18:45] <Kidd> hm
[18:45] <Ness> if you are interested
[18:45] <Kerine> YE
[18:45] <Ness> in learning my arts
[18:45] <Bimps_RP> well i know where we are going next time
[18:46] <Kidd> AWYEAH
[18:46] <Ness> signed,
[18:46] <Kerine> BLACK MAGIC
[18:46] <Bimps_RP> YEEHAWWWWWWWWW
[18:46] <Ness> Dylan
[18:46] <Rory> oh
[18:46] <Kidd> woo
[18:46] <Kerine> :D
[18:46] <Rory> this is such an omfg
[18:46] <Rory> lol
[18:46] <Ness> suddenly
[18:46] <Kidd> okay
[18:46] <Kidd> hm?
[18:46] <Ness> there is another barrier
[18:46] <Ness> on the way you came
[18:46] <Kerine> :O
[18:46] <Kidd> :o
[18:46] <Bimps_RP> >punch kidd
[18:46] <Rory> :o fight
[18:46] <Kidd> gdi
[18:47] <Kerine> >exit
[18:47] <Ness> no you're trapped
[18:47] <Rory> >stab holes in barrier
[18:47] <Kidd> >leave cave
[18:47] <Kerine> oic
[18:47] <Kidd> oh
[18:47] <Kerine> uhh
[18:47] <Bimps_RP> >punch kidd
[18:47] <Ness> okay rory
[18:47] <Kidd> gdi bimps
[18:47] <Kerine> bimps break the cave pls
[18:47] <Ness> roll 1d6
[18:47] <Kerine> alsoIhave47morearrowsbimps
[18:47] <Kidd> >do what rory's doing
[18:47] <Bimps_RP> !roll 1d6
[18:47] <@Leviathan> Bimps_RP, your rolls are: 4   [ Total: 4 + 0 = 4 ]
[18:47] <Ness> everyone roll a d6
[18:47] <Rory> !roll 1d6
[18:47] <@Leviathan> Rory, your rolls are: 4   [ Total: 4 + 0 = 4 ]
[18:47] <Kerine> !roll 1d6
[18:47] <@Leviathan> Kerine, your rolls are: 4   [ Total: 4 + 0 = 4 ]
[18:47] <Kidd> !roll 1d6
[18:47] <@Leviathan> Kidd, your rolls are: 3   [ Total: 3 + 0 = 3 ]
[18:47] <Ness> no luck
[18:47] <Ness> hint
[18:47] <Ness> they're MAGIC barriers
[18:47] <Bimps_RP> OoOOOO
[18:47] <Kidd> rory, magic?
[18:48] <Kerine> >magically break barriers
[18:48] <Rory> >wipe away with air
[18:48] <Rory> >aka blow em away
[18:48] <Bimps_RP> >retardingly break cave
[18:48] <Ness> roll 1d6
[18:48] <Ness> rory
[18:48] <Kerine> all?
[18:48] <Rory> !roll 1d6
[18:48] <@Leviathan> Rory, your rolls are: 5   [ Total: 5 + 0 = 5 ]
[18:48] <Kerine> oh
[18:48] <Ness> okay
[18:48] <Kidd> yay
[18:48] <Ness> you exit the cave
[18:48] <Ness> and find yourself
[18:48] <Ness> in dallas
[18:48] <Kidd> what
[18:48] <Rory> ok
[18:48] <Kerine> :O
[18:48] <Bimps_RP> what
[18:48] <Bimps_RP> no
[18:48] <Kidd> where's kerine
[18:48] <Bimps_RP> that's stupid
[18:48] <Bimps_RP> i wanted to fly there
[18:48] <Kerine> in dallas
[18:48] <Ness> the cave has disappeared behind you
[18:48] <Kerine> with you
[18:48] <Kidd> okay then
[18:49] <Kidd> DALLAS
[18:49] <Kidd> end of session?
[18:49] <Bimps_RP> yehaw
[18:49] <Ness> except
[18:49] <Kerine> now we break?
[18:49] <Ness> you realize
[18:49] <Ness> turning around
[18:49] <Rory> it's tv show dallas
[18:49] <Ness> you are humongous
[18:49] <Kidd> waht
[18:49] <Bimps_RP> oshit
[18:49] <Kerine> wat
[18:49] <Ness> everything else is too
[18:49] <Kerine> aww
[18:49] <Bimps_RP> wait
[18:49] <Ness> that's a person
[18:49] <Kerine> but
[18:49] <Ness> or manmade
[18:49] <Bimps_RP> then how can we tell
[18:49] <Kidd> then how can we tell that we're humongous
[18:49] <Ness> you saw some hills behind you
[18:49] <Kerine> ...
[18:50] <Kidd> uh
[18:50] <Kidd> wouldn't it just look like normal ground then
[18:50] <Bimps_RP> >eat hills
[18:50] <Kerine> but aren't the hills bigger in texas too?
[18:50] <Ness> [18:49] <Ness> that's a person
[18:50] <Ness> [18:49] <Ness> or manmade
[18:50] <Kidd> OH
[18:50] <Ness> bimps
[18:50] <Kerine> ;_;
[18:50] <Kidd> so the city's big but nature's not
[18:50] <Ness> you feel a tickling in your armpit
[18:50] <Bimps_RP> heu
[18:50] <Ness> you scratch
[18:50] <Ness> and out comes
[18:50] <Kidd> oh god
[18:50] <Ness> ........................
[18:50] <Kerine> dylan?
[18:50] <Bimps_RP> dylan
[18:50] <Rory> Dylan
[18:50] <Ness> ..................
[18:50] <Ness> Dylan
[18:50] <Kidd> f
[18:51] <Rory> omfg
[18:51] <Bimps_RP> >kill dylan
[18:51] <Rory> bimps pls
[18:51] <Kerine> teachblackmagicpls
[18:51] <Rory> gtfo
[18:51] <Ness> he is the size of a hair
[18:51] <Kerine> anyway, break now?
[18:51] <Bimps_RP> >step on dylan
[18:51] <Ness> yes
[18:51] <Kidd> >get dylan on hand
[18:51] <Ness> break
[18:51] <Kidd> oh
[18:51] <Kidd> alright
[18:51] <Rory> yo dylan, get big and kill bimps
[18:51] <Rory> pls
[18:51] <Ness> next game when
[18:51] <Ness> aand vote
[18:52] <Bimps_RP> ok
[18:52] <Kidd> um
[18:52] <Kidd> time for another session today or wait til tomorrow?
[18:52] <Ness> i have time
[18:52] <Ness> anyway
[18:52] <Rory> i have time too
[18:52] <Bimps_RP> smae
[18:52] <Kerine> depends on my essay writing speed I think
[18:52] <Bimps_RP> gotta go fast
[18:52] <Ness> 3 xp kerine kidd
[18:53] <Ness> 1 for the nerds
[18:53] <Bimps_RP> yee
[18:53] <Kerine> 1 defense physical pls
[18:53] <Kidd> OKAY
[18:53] <Rory> whats my total
[18:53] <Kidd> 7XP AND WHAT DO I SPEND IT ON T_T
[18:53] <Kerine> defense kidd
[18:53] <Kerine> all defense
[18:53] <Kidd> ...
[18:53] <Bimps_RP> kidd give it to me
[18:53] <Kerine> 6defensecan'tbekilledpls
[18:53] <Ness> not unless i make the enemies roll multiple dice
[18:53] <Rory> whats my total
[18:54] <Ness> also you need 6 in all aspects
[18:54] <Ness> huehuehue
[18:54] <Rory> whats my total
[18:54] <Kidd> +1 def special, +2 hp special
[18:54] <Kidd> think i'm gonna need it with dylan
[18:54] <Kerine> anyway, I have 3 physical now and 0 XP yes?
[18:54] <Rory> gimme my totl xp
[18:54] <Ness> 1
[18:54] <Kerine> rory 4 unless you spent some before
[18:55] <Rory> huh
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> guys
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> next session
[18:55] <Rory> i spent 2xp
[18:55] <Kerine> wait 3
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> im not gonna kill you guys
[18:55] <Kerine> nvm
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> im gonna kill dylan
[18:55] <Kerine> because you died
[18:55] <Rory> no
[18:55] <Kerine> bimpspls
[18:55] <Kerine> i'll shoot you again
[18:55] <Kidd> but i wanna learn dark magic T_T
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> kerine pls
[18:55] <Kerine> I have 47 arrows
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> oooo spooky
[18:55] <Kerine> and a sword
[18:55] <Rory> I will kill bimps before he kills dylan
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> woah!!!!
[18:55] <Bimps_RP> i am a retard i outweigh you
[18:56] <Kerine> also a book
[18:56] <Bimps_RP> I KILLED A DELI GUY AND A TRUCK DRIVER
[18:56] <Bimps_RP> AND RORY
[18:56] <Kerine> alsoiknowmagicvinespell
[18:56] <Kidd> i want fire spell nao T_T
[18:56] <Bimps_RP> BUT YOU DIDNT KILL ANYONE
[18:56] <Rory> Awwwww shet
[18:56] <Bimps_RP> BIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:56] <Rory> killed u
[18:56] <Kerine> i killed you bimps
[18:56] <Rory> #rekt
[18:56] <Bimps_RP> whatever
[18:56] <Bimps_RP> ill kill dylan
[18:56] <Rory> hm
[18:56] <Kerine> anyway
[18:56] <Kerine> i'll be back
[18:57] <Kerine> in like 3 hours probably
[18:57] <Rory> dylan is important
[18:57] <Rory> so
[18:57] <Rory> no
[18:57] == Kerine [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[18:57] <Rory> bababbabababaababababappppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
[18:59] == Kidd [[email protected]] has left #AceOfFrogs []
[18:59] == Rory has changed nick to colon
[19:00] == Bimps_RP has changed nick to Bimps
[19:18] == colon [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: SEE YO SUCKERS FO THE TIEM BEEYING]
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[20:11] <Silverheart> ping Ness
[20:11] <Ness> ok
[20:11] <Ness> need others anyway
[20:12] <Silverheart> o colon isn't on
[20:12] <Silverheart> I didn't notice that
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Coolio · 2014-09-07 21:13:52

Darn the log missed me destroying the Sierra Mountain Range.

Silverheart · 2014-09-07 22:23:55

also missed fradeshan saying big sur was a large town D:

Fradeshan · 2014-09-07 23:15:08

i said it was big for sur

BREAKING NEWS
a kid(d) was seen taking a bottle from the bottom of one of the mountains
this subsequently made the entire mountain collapse as well as all of the other ones soon later

with all of this violent shaking, all the bottles exploded from extreme pressure, releasing trillions of tons of a greenhouse gas into the atmosphere

the entire west coast of the us was fried within an hour
those nearby got many drizzles of soda in the next week

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-08 05:31:42

yeah we did it

Coolio · 2014-09-08 14:26:01

>_> YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

Different55 · 2014-09-08 14:32:07

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

colon · 2014-09-20 22:03:06

I'm smart and a good/decent physical person

what

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#26 2014-09-07 08:27:09

Re: an rpg?

#27 2014-09-07 12:08:10

Re: an rpg?

#28 2014-09-07 13:07:57

Re: an rpg?

#29 2014-09-07 13:17:26

Re: an rpg?

#30 2014-09-07 13:23:16

Re: an rpg?

#31 2014-09-07 13:26:41

Re: an rpg?

#32 2014-09-07 13:28:32

Re: an rpg?

#33 2014-09-07 16:25:24

Re: an rpg?

#34 2014-09-07 19:17:36

Re: an rpg?

#35 2014-09-07 21:13:52

Re: an rpg?

#36 2014-09-07 22:23:55

Re: an rpg?

#37 2014-09-07 23:15:08

Re: an rpg?

#38 2014-09-08 05:31:42

Re: an rpg?

#39 2014-09-08 14:26:01

Re: an rpg?

#40 2014-09-08 14:32:07

Re: an rpg?

#41 2014-09-20 22:03:06

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