so ill

Elochai · 2014-09-22 16:00:57

I don't want pitty or anything. But, man, I'm so ill. I have a stupidly sore throat, which strings like crazy everytime i swallow, everytime I breathe I get a bubble in my nose of throat, I ache EVERYWHERE, im so weak and tired, I have a bad head ache and I also have really bad heart burn. Lastly my left should keeps popping out of it's socket

It must be a bug. Don't get it, kids

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-22 17:57:12

maybe you have the flu

Different55 · 2014-09-22 18:19:47

There's a respiratory virus that's infecting everyone in my city. If you go to school it's like a neverending chorus of coughs. Basically it just makes horribly dark green snot form in your lungs, which is how it spreads. Some people get really bad and end up in the ER. Since it's new, all they can do is try to help them breathe while their body fights it off. The ERs around here are stuffed with people with this virus to the point that they're canceling operations just because there's no more room. My surgery last week was canceled because I have it, but I don't have it very bad.

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-22 18:24:17

maybe you have the flu

Different55 · 2014-09-22 19:20:49

It's called Enterovirus [Insert 2 numbers that nobody remembers here]

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-22 20:06:04

maybe you have the flu

Different55 · 2014-09-22 20:14:57

maybe your face has the flu.

Ratburntro44 · 2014-09-22 20:32:33

maybe you have the flu

Different55 · 2014-09-22 20:36:01

;_; y u do this

Ratburntro44 · 2014-09-22 20:37:01

maybe you have the flu

Elochai · 2014-09-23 05:16:35

o no guis im gunna di

Different55 · 2014-09-23 06:19:28

Pretty sure there's a song about this.

You gon diiiieee
you gon diiiiieee
you gon diiiieee
you gon. you gonna die.

N1KF · 2014-09-23 11:04:36

Different55 wrote:

Pretty sure there's a song about this.
You gon diiiieee
you gon diiiiieee
you gon diiiieee
you gon. you gonna die.

There is a song for everything, right?

Different55 · 2014-09-23 12:20:49

Almost

N1KF · 2014-09-23 12:34:23

My mother usually proves that by singing a song for things I say.

Elochai · 2014-09-23 14:16:39

N1KF wrote:

My mother usually proves that by singing a song for things I say.

I like your mother

N1KF · 2014-09-23 14:42:58

Elochai wrote:

N1KF wrote:
My mother usually proves that by singing a song for things I say.
I like your mother

My mother is married and probably over double your age, so I hope you mean that in a non-creepy way.

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Different55 · 2014-09-23 14:49:07

I'm pretty sure he does.

N1KF · 2014-09-23 14:49:47

OK, just making sure... *squints eyes while walking backwards slowly*

Elochai · 2014-09-23 16:25:32

N1KF wrote:

Elochai wrote:
N1KF wrote:
My mother usually proves that by singing a song for things I say.
I like your mother
My mother is married and probably over double your age

Your mother is 102 years old ?

N1KF · 2014-09-23 16:27:10

Elochai wrote:

N1KF wrote:
Elochai wrote:
N1KF wrote:
My mother usually proves that by singing a song for things I say.
I like your mother
My mother is married and probably over double your age
Your mother is 102 years old ?

The heck? I had no idea you were so um... *looks for word besides "old"*

skullz17 · 2014-09-24 11:43:22

he's not

N1KF · 2014-09-24 12:01:31

skullz17 wrote:

he's not

I guess you are right. Nobody is too old for failure.

skullz17 · 2014-09-24 12:11:31

no i mean he's like 19 i think

Elochai · 2014-09-24 15:02:10

Haha, I'm 19 silly, it was joke.. I can prove I'm 19, I'm not some old creep

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