attempts at comedy

Fradeshan · 2014-09-22 21:34:21

try to be original

let the games begin

Ratburntro44 · 2014-09-22 22:10:25

What happened to the student who didn't study for his test on communism?

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Different55 · 2014-09-22 22:25:10

Knock knock

Who's there?

It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.

Starvr344 · 2014-09-22 23:03:35

Sex joke from a kid in one of my classes.

What I like with my movie starts with p and ends with orn

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Different55 · 2014-09-23 06:26:37

So a man walks into a bar

It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.

Fradeshan · 2014-09-23 16:32:42

if it is funny to a few people besides you you're doing it right
if the majority find it funny you're probably doing it wrong

Starvr344 · 2014-09-23 17:20:15

What's blue and white, and red all over?

It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.

Elochai · 2014-09-23 17:25:38

All my jokes are tooscaryforyoungpeeps

Starvr344 · 2014-09-23 17:31:05

How many drunk drivers does it take to change a light bulb?

It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.

Fradeshan · 2014-09-23 17:40:07

How many grammar misstakes can you make in a joke

It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.

some man · 2014-09-23 17:43:51

How many It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.s does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the stool, and one to screw the lightbulb in. Policemen aren't that stupid.

Fradeshan · 2014-09-23 17:46:11

knock knock
who's there
police
police who

police open the door
It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.

ftfy

Elochai · 2014-09-23 18:14:52

some man wrote:

How many It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.s does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the stool, and one to screw the lightbulb in. Policemen aren't that stupid.

You win

WolfExile · 2014-09-24 01:41:26

Different55 wrote:

So a man walks into a bar
It's the police, ma'am. Your son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcoholic.

FIFY

Different55 · 2014-09-24 05:57:46

WolfExile wrote:

Different55 wrote:
So a man walks into a bar
It's the police, ma'am. Your son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.
FIFY

FTFY

Ratburntro44 · 2014-09-24 06:07:41

Different55 wrote:

WolfExile wrote:
Different55 wrote:
So a man walks into a bar
It's the police, ma'am. You're son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol.
FIFY
FTFY

ftfy

Elochai · 2014-09-24 06:58:19

I was walking down the road, and a mean looking man walking past began to start chucking yoghurt at me and then cheese and I thought to myself "how dair-he!".

Different55 · 2014-09-24 07:25:28

Elochai wrote:

I was walking down the road, and a mean looking man walking past began to start chucking yoghurt at me and then cheese and I thought to myself "how dair-he!".

I'm not sure whether I should luagh or cri

Elochai · 2014-09-24 10:45:25

Well at least I tried.

Silverheart · 2014-09-24 19:59:05

Wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm working on it.

some man · 2014-10-24 12:22:42

A man is sitting at a table.
Another man pulls out a chair and asks "mind if I sit here?"
The first man says "yes, I do mind. This chair is reserved for a friend of mine."
The second man says "okay then. Thanks for letting me know."
The first man says "you're welcome."
The second man then smugly sits in the chair.
The first man exclaims "I said you can't sit there! I clearly said that I minded if you sat there!"
The second man replies "But then you said 'you're welcome'."

42 · 2014-10-25 04:00:34

There waz a farmzle and on teh farmzle liveded a birdzie and a fly. Teh birdzie flew about teh farm and sang songz all day long. Teh fly buzzed about teh farmzie and likeded teh muzicz too. =3 One day kitteh waz listening to teh music, but teh flyzor waz making alot of noise. =C So teh kitteh jumped up from teh grassiez and ated teh fly. =3 Teh fly diedz. C= Later teh kitteh got hungry and ateded teh birdzle too. Then, teh kitteh spat out teh birdzle and teh fly and then the three went out for lunchie. C= The end! IT IZ SO FUNNEH! X3 I LAUGHZEZ EVERY TIM!! =3

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JaWapa · 2014-10-25 15:59:59

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

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some man · 2014-10-25 16:46:49

42 wrote:

There waz a farmzle and on teh farmzle liveded a birdzie and a fly. Teh birdzie flew about teh farm and sang songz all day long. Teh fly buzzed about teh farmzie and likeded teh muzicz too. =3 One day kitteh waz listening to teh music, but teh flyzor waz making alot of noise. =C So teh kitteh jumped up from teh grassiez and ated teh fly. =3 Teh fly diedz. C= Later teh kitteh got hungry and ateded teh birdzle too. Then, teh kitteh spat out teh birdzle and teh fly and then the three went out for lunchie. C= The end! IT IZ SO FUNNEH! X3 I LAUGHZEZ EVERY TIM!! =3

No, like standup comedy. Not pointless stories that don't make sense.

42 · 2014-10-25 19:51:00

some man wrote:

42 wrote:
There waz a farmzle and on teh farmzle liveded a birdzie and a fly. Teh birdzie flew about teh farm and sang songz all day long. Teh fly buzzed about teh farmzie and likeded teh muzicz too. =3 One day kitteh waz listening to teh music, but teh flyzor waz making alot of noise. =C So teh kitteh jumped up from teh grassiez and ated teh fly. =3 Teh fly diedz. C= Later teh kitteh got hungry and ateded teh birdzle too. Then, teh kitteh spat out teh birdzle and teh fly and then the three went out for lunchie. C= The end! IT IZ SO FUNNEH! X3 I LAUGHZEZ EVERY TIM!! =3
No, like standup comedy. Not pointless stories that don't make sense.

Oh bill. =3

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