Quesarito

Different55 · 2014-10-13 09:27:34

I wrote this for school.

For many long years, I only ordered the Beefy 5 Layer Bean burrito from Taco Bell. But all that changed when Taco Bell introduced the brand new Quesarito. The Quesarito consists of the normal burrito-y stuff, but it has the tortilla replaced with a cheese quesadilla grilled to perfection. I feel like Taco Bell really listened to their customers when creating this masterpiece of a burrito. Many problems that have occasionally plagued their burritos in the past have been fixed in the new Quesarito. For example, in the past, many of Taco Bell's burritos suffered from poor sealing at the ends, allowing sauce and burrito stuffs to leak as the burrito was consumed. Rarely, tortillas would burst under the stain that modern burritos are placed under. Taco Bell fixed both of these issues in the Quesarito. Changing the tortilla to a double-layered quesadilla filled with cheese to glue it all together would likely have fixed these problems for the most part. But Taco Bell did not stop there. In an amazing twist, they chose to grill the quesadilla, greatly increasing its strength, rigidity, and vastly improving the taste and texture of the burrito. I think it can safely be said that this burrito is possible the greatest and most innovative food item on Taco Bell's menu, and I would recommend it to anyone.

some man · 2014-10-13 10:12:12

My mouth is watering so much right now even though I have never eaten a burrito.

Different55 · 2014-10-13 10:41:25

some man wrote:

My mouth is watering so much right now even though I have never eaten a burrito.

;_; oh my gosh this is the saddest thing ive ever read why is there not a burritos for the burritoless foundation.

N1KF · 2014-10-13 12:15:43

Different55 wrote:

some man wrote:
My mouth is watering so much right now even though I have never eaten a burrito.
;_; oh my gosh this is the saddest thing ive ever read why is there not a burritos for the burritoless foundation.

I...I have never eaten a burrito either.

Different55 · 2014-10-13 12:18:50

Different55 wrote:

;_; oh my gosh this is the saddest thing ive ever read why is there not a burritos for the burritoless foundation.

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Coolio · 2014-10-13 13:02:35

Uh...
I shouldn't say it.
>_>
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE
*duck tapes own mouth*

Fradeshan · 2014-10-13 13:08:39

duck

Different55 · 2014-10-13 13:18:14

tape

N1KF · 2014-10-13 14:02:11

is

Different55 · 2014-10-13 14:34:24

over

N1KF · 2014-10-13 14:40:15

powered

Different55 · 2014-10-13 14:45:13

;_; i cri

colon · 2014-10-13 17:00:36

pls uk has no tacobell we no burritos

Silverheart · 2014-10-13 18:21:24

pls I make my own burritos.

also, on my 9th grade retreat about the only think I substantially ate were the burritos night 2/3. I do not eat much.

Different55 · 2014-10-17 11:36:06

colon wrote:

pls uk has no tacobell we no burritos

REJOICE, BROTHER! Rejoice, for your salivation is nigh.

Basically, you guys only have a tiny little handful of taco bells sprinkled throughout your great nationstatecountryconglomeration

Looks like that Sheffield location is a pretty hot spot. I don't know if you live anywhere near there, but if you don't, it's time for a road trip.

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colon · 2014-10-17 15:37:02

pls i live in central london sheffield is like half the counmtry and four hor drive bababababa

Different55 · 2014-10-17 16:39:45

"half the country"
"four hour drive"

A four hour drive for me doesn't even get me out of the state in most directions. How tiny is the UK?

also,

Different55 wrote:

it's time for a road trip.

Ratburntro44 · 2014-10-17 17:34:24

Different55 wrote:

A four hour drive for me doesn't even get me out of the state in most directions.

what state do you live in???

N1KF · 2014-10-17 18:31:37

Ratburntro44 wrote:

Different55 wrote:
A four hour drive for me doesn't even get me out of the state in most directions.
what state do you live in???

Hawaii

Ratburntro44 · 2014-10-17 18:43:27

but he said most

Different55 · 2014-10-18 01:37:54

Sorry, "most" was not the correct word to use here. But there are quite a few trips you can take in straight lines in Missouri starting from Kansas City and not make it to the other side of the state. For example, Kansas City -> St Louis is a 4-6 hour trip.

Ratburntro44 · 2014-10-18 11:18:48

so basically you're on the border, and getting to the other border takes a while?

Different55 · 2015-01-09 14:04:13

Ratburntro44 wrote:

so basically you're on the border, and getting to the other border takes a while?

yes but don't say it like that. It makes it sound less impressive. The objective here is to make all the UK countries feel tiny by comparison.

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