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some man · 2014-10-27 07:19:52

Fradeshan gets out a stopwatch as the man boards a superfast private jet to Nigeria. He arrives at his destination in one minute, thankfully.

colon · 2014-10-27 07:25:34

So he goes to 77 Oluwafemi Avenue, Nigeria and gives his bank details to the prince in exchange for money.

Details:

PIN: 7777
7777-7777-7777-7777
777

Last edited by colon (2014-10-27 07:25:49)

some man · 2014-10-27 07:27:30

He gets the mone, and uses it to rent a superfasterjet to whatever place the elephants are going to (the source of the fish paste rain). He gets to his destination in 10 seconds this time.

skullz17 · 2014-10-27 07:30:22

the land stretches 79 miles in every direction, and on it are all the elephants, and fish paste everywhere.

some man · 2014-10-27 07:31:42

Unfortunately, most of the view is obscured by a big scary mansion with the number "80" on it and also a fishpaste launcher on top.

colon · 2014-10-27 07:32:36

He's now in central london, and he goes into a council estate.
He knocks on 81 Brixton House
He sees a man, looks in his teens, open the door, and shouts: 'YOU'RE NOT MY DRUG DEALER' and swipes his knife at your face, leaving a big cut on your forehead down to your left cheek

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skullz17 · 2014-10-27 07:35:36

he entered the mansion and it's making him hallucinate. how will he escape?

colon · 2014-10-27 07:37:47

skullz17 wrote:

he entered the mansion and it's making him hallucinate. how will he escape?

bro its a london council estate
not a poshy poshy estate
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his dad is 83
and tells tghe teenage son to stop his crap

skullz17 · 2014-10-27 07:40:48

the hallucination hasn't ended. he still thinks he's in london. get back to nigeria.

colon · 2014-10-27 07:42:54

He can't think, but as he realises his 84'th birthday is coming he manipulates his hallucination so everyone sings HAPPY BURFDAY to you and gives him cake

skullz17 · 2014-10-27 07:45:56

he can hear the sound of 86 elephants chanting his name.

and pls count to 84 before 42 ends it ;-;

some man · 2014-10-27 08:37:54

He reaches into his pocket for his rifle to shoot all the elephants, but instead he grabs a bottle of 87 pills. He eats one to find that his hallucinations have stopped. He then walks up the final steps of the mansion to see the mastermind of this whole scheme and put a stop to his plans. He walks up the final steps of the mansion to see...

his rival.

skullz17 · 2014-10-27 08:44:31

he was sitting on an armchair with 88 fish at his feet.

Different55 · 2014-10-27 11:43:40

And his breath reeked with the foul stench of 89 rotting fish pastes.

N1KF · 2014-10-27 15:29:22

The fisherman then challenged his rival to a fishing contest. The rival thinks of it as a joke and luaghs for 90 seconds straight.

some man · 2014-10-27 16:00:13

And at the last second, the fisherman cast back the line and plunged it directly into his rival's heart.

colon · 2014-10-27 16:22:58

92 people cri'd

skullz17 · 2014-10-27 17:16:33

his rival had a surprised expression for at least 9.3 seconds, but then it disappeared abruptly and he started laughing as he pulled out the hook. he was not injured.

some man · 2014-10-27 17:33:30

Then he fell over on the ground. He picked himself up, but then he fell on the ground again. This happened 94 more times.

skullz17 · 2014-10-27 17:45:48

finally, the fisherman's rival says that he accepts his challenge but he would win by 95 fish.

some man · 2014-10-28 07:20:57

After a while of fishing, the rival put down his rod and said "I have 96 fish! How about you?"

The fisherman replied...

Different55 · 2014-10-28 08:16:29

I have 97 trolololololololo.
But his rival was no fool. The fisherman's rival counted his fish with the speed of a thousand starving eagle-human hybrids, and discovered his lie.

colon · 2014-10-28 08:44:52

When a big ship crushes them in the face, and now, the pier is in 98 bits

skullz17 · 2014-10-28 10:18:43

but the two fishermen are fine, and they still have all their fish. the fisherman's rival looks puzzled, and counts the fish again. the fisherman did not really catch 97 fish. he caught 99.

some man · 2014-10-28 11:30:35

Angered and befuddled, the rival picks up his MK-100 and aims it right at the fisherman...

when the fisherman grabs the tip of it and turns it around at the last second.

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