Choose your own adventure.

N1KF · 2014-07-08 12:36:46

C

Some man gets angry and plans to do something to you, as his signature isn't a trick anymore.

1) Run away as far as you can
B) HIDE!
3) Tell him that his signature doesn't even say that anymore
D) Ignore him

some man · 2014-07-08 12:42:23

D)

One hour later, you find yourself in an insane asylum thanks to a box of taffy and a sneaker.

A) How did that even happen with only a box of taffy and a sneaker
B) Oh! Oh! I know this trope!
C) Pull out the Omega Sword
D) Go insane

Starvr344 · 2014-07-28 14:51:29

D

Yơu̡ s͠t̡art͏ t̨o̡ ͟g̵ơ ͏in̢sane͢

A̶̴͝)͏ P̵̢͝ùnch̨ ̴͘͢t̡h͢ę̶̶ ̴̢w̵a̵͞l̡͝l̡s

B̧)҉͢ ̕S͟cr͡͡e͝a͡͝m̨

Ç͞)҉̡̕͜͝ Ć̵̡̨͜r̡͠͏͞҉y̧̨̨͟ ̧̡f́͝ò͡͏r͟͏ ̡͠t͞҉͟͜h҉͏́͢͠e̶҉ ̶̴̕͡͞ć̵̢̕h́͜҉ì̡͜͝c̶̶̕͢͟k̢̨͠e̕͠͏҉҉ǹ͜͏͜͡ ́͘͡n͏̵͠͞úg͏͡g͞e͏̶͘͟͞r̡̕͞

D̴̤͕̣̤͎̝̙͕̻̥̭̬͖̻̓̿̐ͣ́͢)̶̡̢̧̺̯̞̹̳̙̗̻̬̹̺̳̬̯̽̑̀̈́ͪ̅̔ͅ ̢ͦ͊ͥ͑ͣͣͪͧ͆ͣ͐͂̀͘͏͔̘̯̞̟̟͎̞̭̖͈̀Ķ̪͍̟͇̠̣̖̂ͥ̅̃̈́ͫ̓͑͒̏͌̅̏̅ͬ͒͌i̞̣̮͓̋ͪͥ͢͟l̶̛̰͇̰̟̲͉͐͑ͥ̂̇͟͞ͅl̡̞͇̹͎̩̺̲̝̼̩̯̯͉̱͙̳̓̊̓̋ͮ̓͊̓̌̓̉̅̾̓͑̑̑͜͝ ̵͉͍̳̥͕̠̠̘̼͖̅͋̔̔̓͋̉́eͤ͋̆͛̔̆̋͑̚͞͏̺̥̠̺̘̠̤͓̯̹̥̩͎̯͔v̢͓̝̻̙̲͇̣̙͚͎͈̒̉ͬͣͨ͂̈̃̀̚͟͡êͫ̀ͧ̏̅̍ͧ͏̧̡͔͇͔͍̠̬̬̯͉̭̱̼͍̪̞̬ŕ̐ͨͯ̃̿̐ͧͥͨͥ̅͌͌͋҉̖͔̞ͅy̨͋ͧ̃ͬͩ̃͋͊͏͏̴͎̙̜ͅo̴̯̻̗̳̼͓͍̻̠͍̙͗ͦ̓͑͢͜ͅn̶̊ͯͤ͗ͨ͐͞͠҉̤̞̜̥͈̮̖̗͙͔̦͘ͅé̶͖̣̤̩̰ͥ̂ͯ͋͐ͮ̐͑̄̈ͧ̔̔̈ͫ̚̚̚̕͡

some man · 2014-07-28 21:08:48

A)

Some good ol' punching things reminds you of Punch-Out, and you become more sane.

A) Escape the asylum using the Omega Sword
B) Write yet another Punch-Out fanfic
C) Punch the walls some more
D) ???

Starvr344 · 2014-07-28 21:36:38

B
part for: so little mac ghost is goin down gost town but then he meets glass john the hedgehog the pony so duh in order to fite him mac trantsfrom in too the 21th docktor an u yoose teh sonic sckrewdriving but then the sonic sckrewdriven runs arond at the speed of sund an runs away leik sooooooooo fast so den docktur pulls owt his not hedgehog sonick skrewdrivre an sunic srewdrivers glass jonh the hoghedge the pony an sins gass jon teh hedgheg the poony is allerjgick too sonkick soupdriving he died deadfully
PS if i get 10 leiks i will make part hive

A) Make "Part Hive"
B) Sit back and let the book contracts roll in
C) Post it on every Tumblr comment section and Facebook comment section
D) Play Mike Tyson's Punch Out

some man · 2014-07-29 08:23:37

A
part hive: once apon a time there was litle mac. he loooooved punching things! he liked going punch punch on all his enemies. but then one dey he found a trea. he wanted to punch it in the but but there was no but. and ther was a behive on the tree to. so he punched the behive, and all these BES flew out. they wer gonna sting litle mac, but then glass john the hedgehog the pony the doctor saived him at the last seccond. he tuok the bes and he kiked them in the but. WHO KNOW YOUR MORTAL ENEMY IS THE ONE WHO SAVES YOU AT THE END????

i wil make part sax if there is 100 thumbs up

Starvr344 · 2014-07-29 10:22:04

Fix your post.

some man · 2014-07-29 12:14:25

F

You ix your post.

A) Publish all your fanfics to tumblr.
B) Sacrifice your fanfics and escape the asylum.
C) Cosplay as Glass John.
D) Cosplay as the ref.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-29 12:21:02

A

You get freed by an angry mob of Punch-Out lovers. They broke down the wall and now they are punching you.

A) Punch them out
B) Become a masochist
C) Give them spare change
D) Fiddle with the napkins

some man · 2014-08-02 19:07:47

D
Somehow, in a way that makes no sense whatsoever, you get teleported to the Ansane Isylum. Luckily you are released as soon as people realize you're not supposed to be here.

A) Start protesting against Hexchat
B) Go to Pizza Hut
C) Go to Calzone Cabin
D) Cosplay as Glass Jon the Hedgehog the Pony the Doctor

colon · 2014-08-03 08:36:21

B

you go to pizza hut and eat all the pzza. You leave and

A) you go to the cinema
B you go home
C_you jump into the road
D) You eat more
E) All of the below

Starvr344 · 2014-08-03 10:52:15

A

The cinema is playing

A)A B movie
B)A bee movie
C)A beef movie
D)A bean movie

colon · 2014-08-03 11:02:27

D

I enjoy the bean movie, which was Mr Bean's Holiday, but when I left, a man was being murdered.

A Help the murderer
B Watch
C Stop the murder
D Go nude in front of everyone

Starvr344 · 2014-08-10 13:56:26

C

You use a trick you learned in 3rd grade. You hold up your hand. "STOP, killing people is mean and hurts people." you say to the man. He bursts out laughing and slips and shoots himself.

A) Tell on him
B) Say "My work here is done!" and shoot yourself
C) Dress as Superman
D) Take him to Burrito Bell and trade him in for a Doritos shell burrito

Starvr344 · 2014-08-12 17:17:14

bump

some man · 2014-08-12 17:33:07

D)

The infinite satisfaction overwhelms your body and transforms you into...

A) BURRITO MAN!
B) SUPERMAN!
C) JUSTIN BIEBER!
D) TACO MAN!

Starvr344 · 2014-08-12 17:37:34

A

You go on a burrito rampage through the city. You decide to
A) Fight the hulk
B) Poop beans on Burrito Bell
C) Make everyone have bad gas
D) Prank call Enchilada Bell

Starvr344 · 2014-09-06 11:16:04

G

You gravedog the topic

You go on a burrito rampage through the city. You decide to
A) Fight the hulk
B) Poop beans on Burrito Bell
C) Make everyone have bad gas
D) Prank call Enchilada Bell

some man · 2014-09-17 15:30:17

A

The hulk smashes you against the pavement and you lose your superpowers.

A) Punch him out
B) Reach for the Omega Sword
C) Attempt to stub his toe using the N64
D) RUN YOU MORON Try to throw the napkin gun on his face

N1KF · 2014-10-27 22:43:52

C

You beat the Hulk!

A) Celebrate
B) Warn people about a nearby meteor falling by
C) Buy Kirby: Triple Deluxe
D) Gravedog lots of topics

some man · 2014-10-28 07:28:25

C.
It isn't really the best alternative to firewood but whatever.

A. Go and buy some real firewood. After you toss it into the fire, that is.
B. Don't use it as firewood. Shove it in your mouth.
C. Don't use it as firewood. Use it as a sacrificial to the God of Paragraph Separation in such a way so that you greatly offend him.
D. Realize this isn't meant to be used as firewood. Maybe you could open up the box and... nah, forget it. This is just a cheap square with art on it. Ask for a refund.

N1KF · 2014-10-28 12:08:05

D.

After that, you immediately buy another copy of the game.

1. Play it
2. Play it and enjoy it
3. Play it and enjoy it and love it
4. Play it and enjoy it and love it and consider it the best video game ever

Last edited by N1KF (2014-10-28 12:08:16)

some man · 2014-11-28 20:07:00

1.

The game is so overwhelmingly n00by that it's about to explode. Get rid of it as fast as you can!

A. LITTLE MAC'S SIDE+B
B. HOME RUN BAT
C. KING DEDEDE'S FINAL SMASH
D. LUIGI'S FINAL SMASH
"E. JIGGLYPUFF'S DOWN+B"

Last edited by some man (2014-11-28 20:07:29)

Starvr344 · 2014-11-28 22:45:25

B

You use the homerun bat on the game.
Then your little brother comes in and yells
"HOMERUN BAT IS OVERPOWER'D I WANT A REMATCH ON FINAL DESTINATION WITH NO ITEMS"
A) Homerun bat him.
B) Secretly leave in the hammer when he goes to the bathroom.
C) Rematch him but pretend your finger slipped and pick Wrecking Crew
D) Call him a slur and flip him the bird

some man · 2014-11-29 09:42:23

C

What character did you select though?
A. Little Mac
B. Mario
C. Barack Obama
D. Greninja

Last edited by some man (2014-11-29 09:43:04)

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