As many of you may or may not know, we have a chat room. If you're not on it (lol like there's anyone not on the chat), you're missing out.
Anyway, getting to the point. In that chat room, we have our own friendly little bot who likes to crash and make a mess of things. It's called FailBot and he does stuff with things. And there's RatBotTro44. He does things with slightly different stuff. This topic is to instruct you on all of those things.
Chuff
There are a variety of chuff commands, so you can chuff your enemies (and yourself). They'll never see it coming.
.chuff - Chuff yourself.
.chuff [name] - Chuff someone or something else. Recommended use is for friends with new kitchens.
.chiff - Chiff urself.
.chiff [nam] - Chiff sum1 else loal.
Fails
These commands are used for checking the amount of fails you have on the forums. You need to use your forum name for these.
.fails - Check how many fails you have.
.fails [name] - Check how many fails someone else has.
.bank - Check how many fails you have in the bank.
.bank [name] - Check how many fails someone else has in the bank.
Roll
These commands are for RatBotTro44, and they roll imaginary dice
.roll - Rolls a regular 6-sided die.
.roll [number] - Rolls [number] 6-sided dice.
.roll [number]d[sides] - Rolls [number] [sides]-sided dice.
.roll [stuff] - You can roll some other stuff, too.
Stalk
The Stalk module in FailBot watches over everything and everyone. And then it collects random, barely interesting stats. You need to use their IRC nickname.
.liststats - Lists all the stats FailBot keeps track of.
.stat [stat] [name] - List the specified stat for the specified user.
.lastseen [name] - Tells you the last time FailBot saw the specified user.
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