Who's the man that's a doucheb@g
Who's the man that calls people a f@g
Who's the man that should be banned
Ooooooh
Adolescent Spiderman
He said he had sex with your mom
Doesn't realize that's really wrong
Says his d$ck is ten inch long
Ooooooh
Adolescent Spiderman
His voice cracks all the time
Mostly when he's playing online
You wish you were dead when he cries
Ooooooh
Adolescent Spiderman
He always whines when you grief his s\$t
He always whines when he gets called a b$tc\
He always whines at the slightest slip
Ooooooh
Adolescent Spiderman
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes