The Morning After Chinese

Mr.JaWapa · 2015-01-21 13:03:51

Most of us have been there... it's awful.

You go out to eat Chinese food and the next morning you wake up with a horrible feeling in your stomach. You roll out of bed and it hits you like a load of bricks. You got the Morning After Chinese. You run to find a bathroom. The only one in the house is occupied by someone (you live alone, but someone is still in there). You run to the neighbors house and look, but they are redoing the floor in their bathroom.

You finally go outside and find a cardboard box.... relief.

You now have people in haz-mat suits come after your for putting fecal matter outside in a box.

Different55 · 2015-01-21 13:48:33

Uh.

I've never had Chinese.

Coolio · 2015-01-21 13:56:38

I eat Chinese like every day.

N1KF · 2015-01-21 14:44:42

I have never really understood why people say they "eat Chinese." Can you eat foods from other places like that?

Different55 · 2015-01-21 14:49:52

I eat Mexican, too. And Italian.

N1KF · 2015-01-21 14:51:40

I like eating Italian, too. However, quite a bit of it contains meat, and I am a wannabe-vegetarian.

Mr.JaWapa · 2015-01-21 16:14:48

Coolio wrote:

I eat Chinese like every day.

Have mercy on your intestines....

skullz17 · 2015-01-21 16:47:26

I've never had Chinese. Sounds like a fun eating challenge to do with friends though.

Ratburntro44 · 2015-01-21 22:28:16

I don't even like chinese food so luckily I don't really have this problem.

some man · 2015-01-22 08:24:40

I don't just eat Chinese, I eat China ~notgodzilla079
Does rice count as Chinese food because dayumn it's just so delicious, I don't even have it with other Chinese food most of the time because it's hell-yeah worthy all on its own
especially with soy sauce

Ratburntro44 · 2015-01-22 09:48:01

If you're not having it with chinese food then I don't think it count as chinese food seeing as it's a pretty common food throughout a very, very large portion of the world.

Square Watermelon · 2015-01-22 12:27:58

As long as there are no fruit in Chinese food, I am fine with it.

skullz17 · 2015-01-22 12:46:26

some man wrote:

I don't just eat Chinese, I eat China ~notgodzilla079
Does rice count as Chinese food because dayumn it's just so delicious, I don't even have it with other Chinese food most of the time because it's hell-yeah worthy all on its own
especially with soy sauce

awrr about dat rice bout dat rice no eggrowr

Square Watermelon · 2015-01-22 12:47:43

http://freerice.com

Fdoou · 2015-01-23 18:33:23

N1KF wrote:

I like eating Italian, too. However, quite a bit of it contains meat, and I am a wannabe-vegetarian.

did u know eating vegtebals turns you into a girl? it happened to my friend.. his name is now girl

N1KF · 2015-01-24 14:54:02

Fdoou wrote:

N1KF wrote:
I like eating Italian, too. However, quite a bit of it contains meat, and I am a wannabe-vegetarian.

did u know eating vegtebals turns you into a girl? it happened to my friend.. his name is now girl

not sure how to respond to this

Different55 · 2015-01-25 00:10:42

N1KF wrote:

Fdoou wrote:
N1KF wrote:
I like eating Italian, too. However, quite a bit of it contains meat, and I am a wannabe-vegetarian.

did u know eating vegtebals turns you into a girl? it happened to my friend.. his name is now girl
not sure how to respond to this

respond to it by not eating vegetables.

skullz17 · 2015-01-25 12:43:39

i thought eating vegetables made you give birth to a girl

Pingohits · 2015-01-28 21:34:47

i eat white people food

you know

lays potato chips
5 gum
capri sun pacific cooler

Different55 · 2015-01-28 22:54:24

what does eating white people food make you into?

Pingohits · 2015-01-29 08:54:47

Different55 wrote:

what does eating white people food make you into?

fradeshan

Mr.JaWapa · 2015-01-29 11:07:18

Pingohits wrote:

i eat white people food
you know
lays potato chips
5 gum
capri sun pacific cooler

lmfao

Pingohits · 2015-01-29 12:31:57

Mr.JaWapa wrote:

Pingohits wrote:
i eat white people food
you know
lays potato chips
5 gum
capri sun pacific cooler
lmfao

you must be a white too

Different55 · 2015-01-29 13:19:17

Freaking white people.

Pingohits · 2015-01-29 16:36:11

i know

all they do is twitter and snpachat and instagrem everything

i think we should start a genocide but instead of jews its white people

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