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#1 2015-02-13 15:56:48

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

The Story of Dachi

Once in a world called SeizureLand, Dachi was born. He grew up in a rough neighborhood with bad education (which may explain his bad grammar) and people had seizures often when walking on the street. When he grew up, he wanted to become a scientist and find a cure for seizures, but instead he accidentally created a pill that created seizures. Since he had no friends, he decided to test it on himself, but found himself getting seizures quite often. When he was typing eeforumify.com, he suddenly had a seizure and accidentally typed "tewin.ml". At first he thought he failed when it said "Fail Forums" am it immediately lowered his self esteem until he found the failing community. He decided to make an account called anch159 I mean Pingohits but instead he had another seizure and type Dachi instead and while his arms were flailing around he pressed the confirm button and he created his account. He didn't know it at the time but at tewin.ml, he would change many peoples' lives.

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#2 2015-02-13 16:05:38

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Dachi

greatest thing i had ever read

im gonna start a trend

the story of username

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#3 2015-02-13 16:45:22

Dachi
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Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Story of Dachi

Ok.
Make sure to make it as accurate as possible.

Last edited by Dachi (2015-02-13 16:46:00)

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#4 2015-02-13 19:24:12

Onjit
Ultimate Victor
Registered: 2014-12-11
Posts: 439
Fails: 9

Re: The Story of Dachi

tl;dr

Want a prize? I have prize!

Donate me some fails and you get the prize!!!

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#5 2015-02-13 20:15:46

colon
"Furry"
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Posts: 5,109
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Re: The Story of Dachi

tl;dr

stupid

what the ****

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#6 2015-02-14 12:48:24

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Dachi

Shortened Version:

dachi was born in the hood, where people got seizures. he wanted to make a pill to stop seizures. he failed, got a seizure, and ended up in failforums.

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#7 2015-02-14 22:32:07

some man
Dotcra Moreo
From: The Road of Ultimate
Registered: 2014-05-06
Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Story of Dachi

Dachi wrote:

Once in a world called SeizureLand, Dachi was born. He grew up in a rough neighborhood with bad education (which may explain his bad grammar) and people had seizures often when walking on the street. When he grew up, he wanted to become a scientist and find a cure for seizures, but instead he accidentally created a pill that created seizures. Since he had no friends, he decided to test it on himself, but found himself getting seizures quite often. When he was typing eeforumify.com, he suddenly had a seizure and accidentally typed "tewin.ml". At first he thought he failed when it said "Fail Forums" am it immediately lowered his self esteem until he found the failing community. He decided to make an account called anch159 I mean Pingohits but instead he had another seizure and type Dachi instead and while his arms were flailing around he pressed the confirm button and he created his account. He didn't know it at the time but at tewin.ml, he would change many peoples' lives.

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ANYONES LIVES YET 1/ALL OF IT

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#8 2015-02-15 10:12:52

Pingohits
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From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Dachi

HE CHANGED YOU SOMEMAN

HE CHANGED YOU INTO A WOMAN

IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#9 2015-02-17 13:30:34

Dachi
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Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Story of Dachi

Why is everyone copying me >.<

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#10 2015-03-22 20:06:11

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Dachi

no one is i made first

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#11 2015-03-23 10:17:01

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: The Story of Dachi

Dachi wrote:

Why is everyone copying me >.<

Because you are 2cool. Enjoy your fame and fortune while it lasts.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#12 2015-03-23 19:08:21

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Dachi

Different55 wrote:
Dachi wrote:

Why is everyone copying me >.<

Because you are 2cool. Enjoy your fame and fortune while it lasts.

dachi left a month ago

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#13 2015-03-23 19:32:55

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: The Story of Dachi

Yes.

What's your point? His fame and fortune lives on, even if he does not.

Last edited by Different55 (2015-03-23 19:33:13)

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#14 2015-03-24 17:38:34

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Story of Dachi

Different55 wrote:

Yes.

What's your point? His fame and fortune lives on, even if he does not.

You can read why I left here: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO HI

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#15 2015-03-24 17:55:05

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Dachi

i read and cried fourteen tears that dripped into a jar

ima donate jar to africa

save the children #2012

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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