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#1 2015-02-14 12:53:05

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

The Story of Pingohits

here goes:

pingohits was somewhat the king of all the lands, yet people in failforums despised him very, very much. People such as colon and onjit, who don't respect the Almighty Pingohits. So, he tried to make things right by moving to Failforums.

First, he destroyed Fail City.

Then he bombed every single post.

Then he decapitated people with logical reasoning and replaced them with DachiBots.

The DachiBots were extremely annoying, relying on bad grammar to boost their metabolism.

Pingohits, however, was rising to stardom, with the crowd beneath him wanting to ban him and murder him in his sleep.

Pingohits don't care. Pingohits best.

Pingohits didn't care who hated him, because his ego was higher than a group of potheads. He felt great about himself; he didn't want to change anything about him. He already knew there were people who were hated more than himself, so he was alright.

Plus, Pingohits is very friendly. He despises no one. He is friends with everyone, even fdoou and bimps1002.

And that was the story of Pingohits.

now get back to work


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#2 2015-02-14 17:51:43

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Story of Pingohits

Are you sure this is completely accurate?


I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#3 2015-02-14 18:57:50

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Pingohits

shut up slave

of course it is


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#4 2015-02-14 20:38:46

Onjit
Ultimate Victor
Registered: 2014-12-11
Posts: 439
Fails: 9

Re: The Story of Pingohits

tl;dr


Want a prize? I have prize!

Donate me some fails and you get the prize!!!

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#5 2015-02-15 07:10:29

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,109
Fails: 3
Website

Re: The Story of Pingohits

Pingu hits is not poopular


what the ****

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#6 2015-02-15 10:12:24

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of Pingohits

you're not popular
i bet you struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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