The story of colon

colon · 2015-02-15 07:26:12

Chapter 1 EE story

So, he started on EE forums number 1.
He started as a spammer who got banned in one day, after 122 posts.
He made a new account on EE, which amassed over 1000 posts, (but after when posts were lost it was 970)
He saw a thing in a signature on a few people. 'Fail Forums' it said. His home was found.

Chapter 2 fail story

He registered onto the fail site, on fail.forumify.com, and was under the username :::::::::::::::::::.
People struggled to know how to say his name, and was questioned about it for the first 500 to 600 posts he made. Then, the 'username change' topic arose from the dust, and he changed his name to 'colon'. Then he had a spell away from foruming, lasting over 200 days. Suddenly, fail.forumify wasn't up anymore, and fwin.co.cc was the new site. The magical idea of updating every topic with a new post arose to mind. colon had even made a deliberately locked topic to grace his name as the most recent graveyard post. He had easily made his way into the top 10 posters, at 1000. Then, the spam forum appeared. His haven. He made a glorious topic called 'How many posts can you do uninterrupted in a row' or something similar, and started to go ''Tab, 'a', tab, enter''. The four keys to make a post that says 'a'. Do that 1000 times. colon's on 2000+! Then, he just went on post bursts of hundreds at a time. Eventually, fwin.co.cc disappeared. Where did it go? As he carefully rummaged his email, he found that it had moved. ''tewin.ml''. He joined, at this time he was on around 3900 posts. He jumped into the top 4 posters. What? How have you done that? And so, he posted and posted. Then came along the influx of new users. Dachi with intolerable grammar (improving as we speak), Bimps' dickiness had regenerated in the form of Pingu Hits. And then that random thing called Onjit. So, he had challengers. <insert montage parody here>. They were all rekt. rest in pepperoni. The Mr. Conspiracy Man had arisen, and Pingu Hits was the main suspect of being him. We assume he was, and then we all rekt him. The ends

Pingohits · 2015-02-15 10:11:54

i thought we were friends colon ;;

colon · 2015-03-06 21:41:35

Pingohits wrote:

i thought we were friends colon ;;

no were firensd

Pingohits · 2015-03-06 22:08:10

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colon · 2015-03-06 22:49:42

ew

Pingohits · 2015-03-22 20:05:52

8screaming sounds8

Dachi · 2015-03-24 17:42:11

;o how sad.

Pingohits · 2015-03-24 17:54:29

8stopsscreaming8

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