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#1 2015-03-24 18:32:26

Dachi
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How to make the Dachi[tm]

Ingredients:
Large gummy bear
A sign from a chinese supermarket
Fountain pen ink
And some cheesy headphones (try the pure kind)
Optional:
Wrapping paper
A deck of casino playing cards.

Stuff:
Shovel
(Something that you can dig a hole on such as your backyard)
Large mixing bowl

Steps:
1. Take the large gummy bear and put in the freezer for about a day.
2. Take a the large gummy bear and wrap it up in a sign from a chinese supermarket.
3. Put the dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
4. Take your fountain pen ink and lightly coat your frozen large gummy bear in it. This will bring out the flavor for your dish.
5. Go outside and dig out a hole in your backyard that has the diameter of about 6 feet.
6. Carefully put the fountain pen ink coated wrapped large gummy bear into the ground and put dirt over it.
7. While you are waiting, you can rip up your headphones to spend some time.
8. Take out of the ground, and serve chilled.

Optional things to add more flavor and texture:
You can melt the wrapping paper and your deck of cards and mix. This will give it a sweet taste that your friends will love. You can either put it in a separate bowl and put it on the table ORRRRRRRRRRR you can dump it on your large gummy bear.


I hope you enjoy this recipe!

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#2 2015-03-24 20:14:00

Pingohits
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Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

please-stop-it.jpg

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#3 2015-03-25 11:34:33

s6thgaming
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

I messed up and ended up makingDachiMole instead. Will this affect my grade for this semester?

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#4 2015-03-25 14:15:10

Dachi
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

It will only lower it by 2 points smile Do not worry, young sir.

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#5 2015-03-26 21:49:00

Mousey123
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

instructions unclear, hand stuck in oven

no

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#6 2015-03-28 17:18:47

Pingohits
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Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

Mousey123 wrote:

instructions unclear, hand stuck in oven

please-stop-it.jpg

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#7 2015-04-29 13:30:56

Different55
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

Can I substitute ball pen ink for fountain pen ink?

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#8 2015-04-29 17:10:46

N1KF
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

WHAT ABOUT THE RED INK IN HUMAN CREATURES? AND WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR THE WERIDO? I MAY LOOK LIKE A FREAKY CORPSE BUT, LIKE, TOTALLY STOP JUDGING ME BECAUSE I GET THE READ INK INSIDE PEOPLE AND WRITE WITH IT

Last edited by N1KF (2015-04-29 17:11:12)

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#9 2015-05-02 17:53:36

colon
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

N1KF wrote:

WHAT ABOUT THE RED INK IN HUMAN CREATURES? AND WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR THE WERIDO? I MAY LOOK LIKE A FREAKY CORPSE BUT, LIKE, TOTALLY STOP JUDGING ME BECAUSE I GET THE READ INK INSIDE PEOPLE AND WRITE WITH IT

what's read ink

what the ****

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#10 2015-05-02 18:00:15

SPT
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

red wine

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#11 2015-05-04 11:25:52

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

Different55 wrote:

Can I substitute ball pen ink for fountain pen ink?

Dachi I need answers quick because my Dachi[tm] is growling at me now is this normal

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#12 2015-05-05 19:04:37

Dachi
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Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

Different55 wrote:
Different55 wrote:

Can I substitute ball pen ink for fountain pen ink?

Dachi I need answers quick because my Dachi[tm] is growling at me now is this normal

Yes you can. Fountain pen ink is actually recommended but people don't commonly have fountain pen ink at hand. I didn't want you to feel obliged to use fountain pen ink and use money to buy it, so I just said ball point ink. (Did I? I don't feel like reading my post)

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

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#13 2015-05-05 20:23:10

Pingohits
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From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

Dachi wrote:
Different55 wrote:
Different55 wrote:

Can I substitute ball pen ink for fountain pen ink?

Dachi I need answers quick because my Dachi[tm] is growling at me now is this normal

Yes you can. Fountain pen ink is actually recommended but people don't commonly have fountain pen ink at hand. I didn't want you to feel obliged to use fountain pen ink and use money to buy it, so I just said ball point ink. (Did I? I don't feel like reading my post)

there is lazy and then dachi lazy

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#14 2015-05-05 22:04:05

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: How to make the Dachi[tm]

Dachi wrote:
Different55 wrote:
Different55 wrote:

Can I substitute ball pen ink for fountain pen ink?

Dachi I need answers quick because my Dachi[tm] is growling at me now is this normal

Yes you can. Fountain pen ink is actually recommended but people don't commonly have fountain pen ink at hand. I didn't want you to feel obliged to use fountain pen ink and use money to buy it, so I just said ball point ink. (Did I? I don't feel like reading my post)

kthx

brb burying my dachi alive in the backyard as per the instructions in the first post

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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