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#26 2015-06-14 12:44:56

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Re: Delicious food recipe

Pingohits wrote:
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do you think this is some sort of joke i am a master chef

mince the meat as you beat it. DESTROY CORNEA before putting into chowder. dissolve skin. put skin into chowder as you beat your meat into a nasty pulp. drink it. DISGUISE CHILD INTO CHAIRMAN MAO while praising our holy larry david. Watch reruns of Friends. mince meat. mince mincemeat meat. Put minced mincemeat meat into child chowder. Don't forget to cut the limbs up into lemon slices. Close all your TVs and evaporate your blood. CHIP OFF CHOCOLATE KIDNEY STONES and erupt esophagus. Cloudy days with broken cornea. CHOWDER MUST BE made on a rainy day. Serve warm in a half-baked pedophile's nostril.

SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE TO THE MIGHTY LARRY DAVID


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#27 2015-07-16 21:41:29

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Re: Delicious food recipe

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#28 2015-07-17 00:35:04

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Re: Delicious food recipe

egg


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#29 2015-07-17 13:54:15

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Re: Delicious food recipe

Pingohits wrote:

egg

how to make egg


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#30 2015-07-17 14:05:14

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Re: Delicious food recipe

step one thank mr skeltal for calcium and good bones step two take calcium and make shell then fill it with egg congratulations you made egg step three


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#31 2015-07-17 16:01:07

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Re: Delicious food recipe

Different55 wrote:

step one thank mr skeltal for calcium and good bones step two take calcium and make shell then fill it with egg congratulations you made egg step three

eat egg


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#32 2015-07-18 06:41:41

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Re: Delicious food recipe

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#33 2015-07-18 07:37:29

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Re: Delicious food recipe

the pope would not waste his time hosting a dumb forum
a weeaboo would waste his time looking at anime boobies

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#34 2015-07-19 05:55:02

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Re: Delicious food recipe

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#35 2015-08-08 20:57:58

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Re: Delicious food recipe

Rapini with penne and chickenpeas

Ingredients

½ cup (100 g) dried kabuli chickpeas, soaked overnight in cold water
500 g penne
4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
½ cup (40 g) flaked almonds
6 cloves garlic, crushed or 1 teaspoon granulated garlic
salt flakes and cracked black pepper
juice of 1 lemon
2 bunches rapini, stems roll-cut into 4cm lengths, leaves ripped or sliced
½ cup (40 g) shaved parmesan
1 handful flat-leaf parsley leaves

Rapini, also known as broccoli rabe, is a leafy green vegetable with flowering heads that resemble broccoli florets. It hits the farmers’ markets and better fruit vendors in the cooler months. The seeds are also becoming more readily available, and it’s fairly easy to grow. (I am the worst brassica grower in the Southern Hemisphere, but even I have had success with rapini.) At a pinch, you can use Chinese broccoli (gai lan) in this dish, but you should look for a slightly older bunch with darker green leaves and a good amount of flowering heads, because the young stuff lacks the required bitterness.

The flaked almonds really bring out the subtle nutty undertones of the rapini, as does frying the garlic beyond a sweat to golden brown. You will need to stand over the pan, ready to arrest the cooking with a splash of lemon juice or white wine when you’re doing this, as the difference between nuttiness and burnt is about 10 seconds. This is actually one dish where I would consider using granulated garlic: you will lose that wonderful fresh garlic aroma, but the granules will deliver the desired flavour and texture without burning.

Method
Drain the chickpeas, discarding the soaking water. Place them in a saucepan and cover with cold water. (The less water you use, the quicker the chickpeas will cook, so cover them by just a few centimetres and top up the water during cooking if necessary.) Bring to a simmer over medium heat and cook for about 1 hour until tender to the bite. Drain and set aside.

Cook the penne in a large saucepan of boiling salted water until al dente. Drain, then toss the pasta in about 2 teaspoons of olive oil and spread it out on a large tray or plate to prevent clumping.

Preheat a heavy-based sauteuse or frying pan over medium heat and addMeanwhile, preheat the oven to 180°C fan-forced (200°C conventional). Toast the flaked almonds, shaking the tray halfway through cooking, for 5–10 minutes or until they’re aromatic and slightly browned. Set aside.

30 ml of olive oil, the garlic and a good pinch of salt (this will speed up the caramelisation of the garlic). Fry the garlic, stirring constantly, until it’s golden brown, then immediately add half of the lemon juice to the pan. Add the chickpeas and rapini stems and saute for a couple of minutes until the chickpeas are warmed through and the stems are just tender. Fold in the rapini leaves, then add the penne and stir to warm through. Season well with salt and pepper, then add the remaining lemon juice and olive oil and stir to coat all ingredients.

Transfer the rapini, penne and chickpeas to a large serving bowl. Toss through the parmesan, toasted flaked almonds and parsley. Serve immediately.

Tips and Tricks
A cut lemon can be stored cut side down on a saucer in the fridge and it will stay fresh and moist.
Leftover parsley can be chopped and frozen in ice cube trays in a little olive oil. Throw into your next pasta or stew.

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