NO MORE SPAM
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE FORUMS ARE DEAD AND THAT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY CURRENTLY RESIDES IN #FAIL#EEFORUMSANARCHY#EEFORUMS#hi ON RIZON.
YO RIZON #HI
it's closing time you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
An undoubtedly better parody of "Party in the USA."
▼Lyrics
I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dream Want to infiltrate some third world place (Whoa) and topple their regime those men in black with their matching suitcases where everything's on a need to know basis agents got that swagger everyone's so cloak and dagger I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing for an undercover mission that's when the red alert came on the radio and I put my ear piece on got my dark sunglasses on and I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs my cyanide pills my classified dossier tapping the phones like yeah shredding the files like yeah I memorized all the enemy spies I gotta neutralize today yeah it's a party in the CIA yeah it's a party in the CIA
I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost gotten me dismissed like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list burn that microfilm, buddy, will you? I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you you need a quickie confession? We'll start a water boarding session
no hurry on that South American dictator I'll assassinate him later that's when he walked right in my laser sights and my silencer was on and my silencer was on and another target's gone
yeah we got our black ops all over the world from Kazakhstan to Bombay paying the bribes like yeah plugging the leaks like yeah interrogating the scum of the earth we'll break 'em by the break of day yeah it's a party in the CIA yeah it's a party in the CIA
Need a country destabilized (stabilized)? Look no further we're your guys (we're your guys) We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties) and a better dental plan than the FBI's
better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away (Blown away!) staging a coup like yeah brainwashing moles like yeah we only torture the folks we don't like You're probably gonna be OK (You're gonna be OK!) yeah it's a party in the CIA yeah it's a party in the CIA