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#1 2015-07-29 20:17:12

Dachi
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Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
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How to make sliced apples

Tools:
- Cutting board
- Knife
- Table
- At least 1 hand

Ingredients:
- Apple

Steps:
1. First take the cutting board and place it on the table using your hand(s).
2. Using your hand(s), place the apple on top of the cutting board which should be on the table.
3. Using your hand(s), take the knife and put it on the apple, so the blade is touching the apple's skin.
4. Carefully, using your hand(s), cut the apple with the knife.


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#2 2015-07-29 23:14:16

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: How to make sliced apples

My table fell off the edge of the cliff I was balancing it on and it took my cutting board with it.

What do.


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#3 2015-07-30 14:28:04

skullz17
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From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: How to make sliced apples

i tried using my hands to cut the apple like you said and even with the knife but it didnt work

Last edited by skullz17 (2015-07-30 15:08:51)


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#4 2015-07-31 01:12:09

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
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Re: How to make sliced apples

You were misled, too? I think dachi was trying to scam us out of our apples. >:(((


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#5 2015-07-31 07:38:54

Onjit
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Registered: 2014-12-11
Posts: 439
Fails: 9

Re: How to make sliced apples

what type of knife? I tried a plastic knife but it didn't work


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#6 2015-08-03 07:26:11

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Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: How to make sliced apples

i tried cutting the apple but all it did was scratch the screen


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