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Dachi

USB Charging Station

Registered: 2014-11-12

Posts: 516

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How to make sliced apples

Tools:
- Cutting board
- Knife
- Table
- At least 1 hand

Ingredients:
- Apple

Steps:
1. First take the cutting board and place it on the table using your hand(s).
2. Using your hand(s), place the apple on top of the cutting board which should be on the table.
3. Using your hand(s), take the knife and put it on the apple, so the blade is touching the apple's skin.
4. Carefully, using your hand(s), cut the apple with the knife.

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Different55

The Beanmaker

Registered: 2011-05-18

Posts: 9,143

Fails: 0

Re: How to make sliced apples

My table fell off the edge of the cliff I was balancing it on and it took my cutting board with it.

What do.

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skullz17

Guy

From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk

Registered: 2012-07-19

Posts: 1,179

Fails: 15

Re: How to make sliced apples

i tried using my hands to cut the apple like you said and even with the knife but it didnt work

Last edited by skullz17 (2015-07-30 15:08:51)

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Different55

The Beanmaker

Registered: 2011-05-18

Posts: 9,143

Fails: 0

Re: How to make sliced apples

You were misled, too? I think dachi was trying to scam us out of our apples. >:(((

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Onjit

Ultimate Victor

Registered: 2014-12-11

Posts: 439

Fails: 9

Re: How to make sliced apples

what type of knife? I tried a plastic knife but it didn't work

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Pingohits

celestial egglord

From: NO

Registered: 2015-01-28

Posts: 2,039

Fails: 290

Re: How to make sliced apples

i tried cutting the apple but all it did was scratch the screen

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