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#26 2012-02-22 16:13:04

Different55
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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Well yeah meep.fwin.co.cc != fwin.co.cc


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#27 2012-02-22 18:08:43

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Different55 wrote:

Well yeah meep.fwin.co.cc != fwin.co.cc

I don't understand. Is != supposed to be one of those smileys?


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#28 2012-02-22 19:31:03

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

...
!= means DOES NOT EQUAL


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#29 2012-02-23 19:29:17

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

! Does not
= Equal

I thought you knew javascript.


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#30 2012-02-23 19:50:28

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

I always just say =/=.


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#31 2012-02-23 20:09:41

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Different55 wrote:
scienceguyz wrote:
Different55 wrote:

Nobody is. There's not even an option to allow people in. No php went into making that page. tongue

I know... I looked into the source code to see if it had a way to get me in... Anyone else do it...???

There's nothing to get in to. It's just a flat HTML page. That page will not do anything until I make it do something. Even if I did, it would not show it in the source.


Bobithan, we still have admin notes.

Yeah... Took me a while to find it


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#32 2012-02-24 10:48:25

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Muffin wrote:

I always just say =/=.

me too

Different55 wrote:

! Does not
= Equal

I thought you knew javascript.

not much.

Last edited by scienceguyz (2012-02-24 10:49:13)


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#33 2012-02-24 17:27:06

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

!= Is pretty much the de facto standard for 'does not equal' in all programming languages. Let's look at some strange C code:

int function fail( int z, int t)
{
if(0=(0=(0=(0=(0=(0=(0=(0=(z!=t))))))))))
return 0;
else
return 1;
}

All this does is waste space in the condition and tell if two integers are equal. :pedosmile:


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#34 2012-02-25 09:53:44

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Different55 wrote:

I thought you knew javascript.

Only a little bit... like I can do var and document.write (sorta)


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#35 2012-02-25 14:08:31

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Learn php. Or some form of server-side scripting. Server-side scripting is secure.


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#36 2012-02-25 21:24:55

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

But you need both to make a really good DHTML site. Unfortunately there are few options with client side, while you get many with server side.


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#37 2012-02-26 16:21:24

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

Lots and lots of options in PHP. I could IP ban anyone using The Browser That Will Not Be Named from this site if I wanted. Or I could only allow The Browser That Will Not Be Named. Or I could ban anyone using The Browser That Will Not Be Named on friday the 13th. Or I could ban everyone then. You can't do that client-side if they turn off javascript.


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#38 2012-03-07 14:28:46

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

...? no wai...?


what the ****

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#39 2012-03-07 15:03:46

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

wai


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#40 2012-03-07 17:47:09

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

I really need a tutorial in php that isn't too long.


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#41 2012-03-07 22:29:12

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It's easy to start out but it takes a long time to memorize the commands you use.


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#42 2012-03-10 15:12:11

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So, where do I start?


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#43 2012-03-10 15:35:19

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Re: 404, .fail, and a new kind of cash

tizag, w3schools.

then the PHP manual and google for learning new functions.


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#44 2012-03-10 15:38:47

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Exactly what I did. Learn the basics at w3schools, learn new functions from php.org.

Works well. And now I know what nl2br() is.


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#45 2012-03-10 17:03:22

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I SO could have used PHP for Dark9!


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