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#101 2012-03-12 18:48:51

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Re: Exit

Check HAT and RECTANGLE for secrets. Claw at them with CLAW.


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#102 2012-03-13 10:14:44

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Re: Exit

Balance on top of STOOL TOP. Use LVL 1 WHIP ABILITY to get to the next level.


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#103 2012-03-21 17:24:43

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Re: Exit

WAIT for something to happen...


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#104 2012-03-21 19:21:44

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Re: Exit

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First you check the HAT and RECTANGLE for secrets. There is a TAG in the HAT with some writing on it and a small crack in the RECTANGLE from hitting the button.

Then you claw at the RECTANGLE with the CLAW. You would never claw at your HAT though. Nobody should damage your HAT. You put it on because you already have it out, so why not.


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#105 2012-03-22 07:09:56

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Re: Exit

read the tag


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#106 2012-03-22 07:51:03

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Re: Exit

^ More clearly: READ TAG

-hopes we have high enough reading skills-


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#107 2012-03-22 14:21:39

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Re: Exit

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It would of been nice if they printed the words onto the tag, instead of hastily scrawling them.


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#108 2012-03-22 16:26:15

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Re: Exit

Come on Mr. Hat, leave a phone number...

LOOK for CLUES.


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#109 2012-03-22 17:22:14

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Re: Exit

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The first place you look is the back of the TAG and hey look something is written there.
You take a closer look and it seems to be Mr. Hat's PHONE NUMBER.
Too bad that number is useless, for you don't have a PHONE.


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#110 2012-03-22 17:55:49

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Re: Exit

DIAL 1-800-230-HATS on EMERGENCY PHONE. If no EMERGENCY PHONE, SUE company that made this challenge for safety hazards.


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#111 2012-03-22 18:32:07

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Re: Exit

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You don't have any source of contact with the outside world!


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#112 2012-03-23 19:23:56

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Re: Exit

Use CLAW to PICK LOCK on DOOR.


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#113 2012-03-23 19:52:52

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Re: Exit

the door is already open.

CHECK FLOOR. (srsly give us a hint!)


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#114 2012-03-24 10:44:10

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Re: Exit

Bobithan wrote:

At this rate, you might get out on about page six

How very true.
balance on STOOL TOP and use LEVEL 1 WHIP ability to swing up the rest of the way.


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#115 2012-03-24 22:27:29

Fiendish Llama
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Re: Exit

SWALLOW PENCIL

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#116 2012-03-25 08:36:39

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Re: Exit

HIT TROLL with AXE.
HIT TROLL with AXE.
HIT TROLL with AXE.


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#117 2012-03-25 09:58:51

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Re: Exit

You guys are seriously getting nowhere. I have circled things that are very important and indicated where the doors go, because some of you don't seem to get that.
Disregarding all commands above me, because all of them won't do anything productive.

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#118 2012-03-25 14:44:42

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Re: Exit

What's that thing on the ground there?
CHOP IT INTO LITTLE PIECES WITH... woah, is that an axe?


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#119 2012-03-25 15:24:19

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Re: Exit

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That thing on the ground is a STOOL with it's top cut off, and what you think is an AXE is actually a METAL CLAW with a SHOELACE tied to it, forming a short GRAPPLING HOOK. I cannot let you "Chop it into little pieces" because that will make the room impossible.
You continue to do nothing


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#120 2012-03-25 16:10:02

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Re: Exit

put the top on the stool and use the grappling hook.


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#121 2012-03-25 16:14:36

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Re: Exit

but before you do that, you have to leave ure phone number as well with the pencil on the ground so that if someone else gets stuck, they can call you and you can charge them money for the instructions if they happen to have a phone


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#122 2012-03-26 18:43:05

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Re: Exit

Throw rectangle at fan. Use Grappling Hook with STRING ON FAN.


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#123 2012-03-27 08:40:37

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Re: Exit

Use GRAPPLING HOOK to pull CHAIN on FAN


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#124 2012-03-27 15:11:22

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Re: Exit

Put STOOL back together, STAND on STOOL, grapple FAN, SWING to OPEN DOOR.


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#125 2012-03-28 14:16:44

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Re: Exit

Different55 wrote:

put the top on the stool and use the grappling hook.

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You place the TOP OF STOOL on the LEGS OF STOOL and climb up on top.
You pull out your GRAPPLING HOOK, but you are not sure what to do with it.
Quick! Do something! It's hard to balance on top of this.


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