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#176 2012-04-06 16:19:29

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

Muffin wrote:

Didn't see that ^, DIAL 1-800-230-HATS on IPHONE. ORDER NEW HAT. Because you can never have enough hats. Oh and maybe ask for help...

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You need to enter a passcode to get into the phone!


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#177 2012-04-06 18:43:55

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Re: Exit

sync up with itunes and reset the password.


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#178 2012-04-06 18:49:21

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Re: Exit

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There is no computer to sync up with.


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#179 2012-04-07 11:33:22

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Re: Exit

MC: Enter 5327.  If it does not work, enter 5937.


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#180 2012-04-07 12:57:02

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Re: Exit

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You enter 5327 into the iPHONE, and it opens to the MAIN MENU. All that is there is the PHONE, APP STORE, and MAP


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#181 2012-04-07 14:32:24

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Re: Exit

Call Mr. hat ask for his address and look it up in maps.

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#182 2012-04-07 14:47:26

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Re: Exit

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What was his phone number again?


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#183 2012-04-07 14:48:43

Coolio
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Re: Exit

DIAL 1-800-230-HATS on IPHONE.
Look around room again.while the phone rings. Is there anything you missed that still looks suspicious...?


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#184 2012-04-07 17:04:04

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Re: Exit

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You dial 1-800-230-HATS into the iPHONE, and while you are waiting for an answer, you become Mr. Hat.
You run a small hat shop in a small town. You are the only employee of the shop, but you consider yourself to be "the boss" anyways, giving orders to yourself. This hat shop has run in the family for many generations, and now it's yours. All of your income comes from this shop.
Your PHONE starts ringing.
What will you do?

..

You can now order either character to do something, using MC for Main Character and MH for Mr. Hat.


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#185 2012-04-07 17:33:26

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Re: Exit

Answer your phone and say "hello this is Mr. Hat from Mr Hat's hat store how may I help you."

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#186 2012-04-07 19:10:34

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Re: Exit

ziggy wrote:

Answer your phone and say "hello this is Mr. Hat from Mr Hat's hat store how may I help you."

MC: when Mr. Hat answers, say, "I'm trapped! Help!"


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#187 2012-04-07 19:29:55

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Re: Exit

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Dialog

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#188 2012-04-08 14:49:41

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Re: Exit

MC: check location on google maps
MH: Get all the supplies you can and prepare for adventure!


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#189 2012-04-08 17:30:25

Weegee
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Re: Exit

Get a free bacon on the App Store


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#190 2012-04-08 21:10:01

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Re: Exit

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You open up MAPS, but this isn't like normal Google Maps. It appears that it has a map of all of the rooms you have explored, and a HAT SHOP. Two red marks are on the MAP.

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While MC is exploring his strange iPHONE, meanwhile MH is thinking baout what he should put in his very limited INVENTORY for the upcoming adventure.


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#191 2012-04-09 09:31:34

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Re: Exit

Get a backpack. That should add extra inventory space. Then put in a laptop, lots of string, a metal claw, granola bars, signaling devices such as walkie talkies, and your favorite hat.


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#192 2012-04-09 10:06:23

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Re: Exit

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Most of that stuff you don't know where to get yet. Perhaps you should start exploring? You are already wearing your FAVORITE HAT, which is a BASEBALL CAP which you always wear backwards. You could take the string from some of your HATS, but that wouldn't be all that smart. Hats are important to you, and you would never want to hurt one.


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#193 2012-04-09 14:25:12

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Re: Exit

I see Mr. Hat is wearing a bow tie, and has a fez in his shop. Bow Ties and Fezzes are Cool. 20% Cooler, to be exact. (Doctor Who and My Little Pony references in the same sentence big_smile)

MH: Replace baseball cap with Fez.

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#194 2012-04-09 15:05:16

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You put your BASEBALL CAP in your INVENTORY. You don't want anybody stealing this hat while on your adventure. You then put on the FEZ HAT, but it actually makes you feel 20% lamer. Maybe even more than that. I don't know if you can measure these things.


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#195 2012-04-09 15:12:53

GadgetGeek
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Re: Exit

Fine.

MH: Put back the Fez in it's original position and put on the Propellor Hat.
You now feel 20% lighter, and can jump higher.

#196 2012-04-09 15:24:49

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Re: Exit

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You put the FEZ HAT back on the HAT RACK and reach for the PROPELLER BEANIE HAT. Seems like you can't reach it. You start to wonder why you put all the more interesting hats up where you can't reach them.


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#197 2012-04-09 15:30:51

GadgetGeek
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Re: Exit

Climb up the rack like a ladder and grab the Propellor hat.

#198 2012-04-09 15:52:03

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Re: Exit

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Screw that. You don't want to topple one of your HAT RACKS over. You jump and snag the PROPELLER BEANIE HAT off of the RACK

Not the most stylish hat, but you guess you could make this work.


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#199 2012-04-09 17:08:38

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Re: Exit

Do you have a stetson?
If you have a stetson
{
Put STETSON on
}
else //this means if you don't have a stetson
{
Get a stetson.
}

Also figure out if you can get a blue box that travels in time/space and is big on the inside.


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#200 2012-04-09 17:52:46

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Re: Exit

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You are nearly out of stock for hats. Your STORAGE ROOM has no hats in it. All that's left it what's on the HAT RACKS right now You've been waiting for the next delivery for a few weeks, and nothing has come. You are also 100% positive that you don't have a "blue box that travels in time/space and is big on the inside".
You decide that this PROPELLER BEANIE HAT is getting ridiculous, and put it back. You like your simple BASEBALL CAP.


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