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#201 2012-04-09 18:23:06

Ice Flower
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Re: Exit

MH: Take the bowler hat. You can throw it like Oddjob and it'll come back to you. (Don't try that in the store.)

MC: Call Mr. Hat and tell him that you're directly below his hat shop. He'll have to get something to dig with...

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#202 2012-04-09 18:57:41

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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You put your BASEBALL CAP back into your INVENTORY, when you hear your PHONE ringing. You quickly put on your BOWLER CAP and rush over to the PHONE. You think this BOWLER CAP is pretty stylish on you, and it would double as a good weapon if you ever came across a HAT SHARPENER. You answer the PHONE.

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#203 2012-04-09 20:47:03

Muffin
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Re: Exit

MH: Go in the basement and look for anything out of the ordinary


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#204 2012-04-11 16:56:34

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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You open the door to your basement, which reveals a ladder that you put in yourself because you couldn't afford stairs. You carefully make your way do- OH NO YOU ARE FALLING QUICK WHAT DO YOU DO


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#205 2012-04-11 17:14:12

crastopher
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Re: Exit

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Last edited by crastopher (2012-04-11 17:17:21)

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#206 2012-04-11 18:16:36

scienceguyz
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Re: Exit

Sky dive.


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#207 2012-04-11 20:32:07

GadgetGeek
Winner

Re: Exit

Use them beans you had for lunch and fart downwards to slow down the fall.

#208 2012-04-12 02:07:21

Fiendish Llama
Failure
From: GRAVY
Registered: 2012-01-22
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Re: Exit

USE THE HAT

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#209 2012-04-12 14:53:32

crastopher
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Re: Exit

i still say gC0xL.jpg

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#210 2012-04-12 17:24:12

scienceguyz
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Re: Exit

I agree. Just
gC0xL.jpg


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#211 2012-04-13 13:12:58

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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You attempt to fly, but sadly it does not work. You hit the ground and fall unconscious, then become Main Character by default.


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#212 2012-04-13 15:34:30

crastopher
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Re: Exit

Dang it, I hate when i try to fly, lose conciousness and become someone else.

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#213 2012-04-13 15:52:13

Coolio
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Re: Exit

Try calling MH. His phone is on vibrate, it may wake him up. Meanwhile, look around for clues.


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#214 2012-04-13 16:01:06

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

Coolio wrote:

Try calling MH. His phone is on vibrate, it may wake him up. Meanwhile, look around for clues.

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Actually, Mr. Hat left his PHONE upstairs, so the ringing is too faint to wake him up. Although, it sounds like another one of his phones is in the BOX on the top shelf. Still, the BOX muffles the ringing making the noise still too faint to wake him up. You're just going to have to wait this out.


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#215 2012-04-13 17:25:41

GadgetGeek
Winner

Re: Exit

You should of used my idea of farting downwards to slow the fall.

#216 2012-04-13 20:34:39

Fiendish Llama
Failure
From: GRAVY
Registered: 2012-01-22
Posts: 93
Fails: 47
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Re: Exit

EXAMINE BOXES

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#217 2012-04-14 10:25:51

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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Mr. Hat is unconscious! He cannot do any action for now.


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#218 2012-04-14 10:40:28

crastopher
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Re: Exit

MC: Call 911 on PHONE. tell them you're trapped under MH's STORE.

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#219 2012-04-14 15:47:50

Muffin
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Re: Exit

WAIT until MR.HAT becomes CONCIOUS.


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#220 2012-04-14 20:09:37

Fiendish Llama
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Re: Exit

MC: EXAMINE BOXES

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#221 2012-04-15 11:44:43

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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#222 2012-04-15 16:01:49

Coolio
That one guy
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Re: Exit

Look for signal.


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#223 2012-04-15 17:00:50

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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You attempt getting a stronger signal by standing on the CHEST

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It appears you got disconnected


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#224 2012-04-15 19:51:41

Coolio
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Fails: 55,555

Re: Exit

Call again, now that you have signal.


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#225 2012-04-15 20:41:05

Bobithan
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Fails: 17

Re: Exit

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