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#1 2014-07-04 06:12:34

Elochai
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Can't hug big people

So, I asked to hug one of my older female friends to say goodbye to them as I would not see them for a while (eww female hugs eww, eww older) Anyway, I walked towards them as I hugged them I stood on their foot, as i wrapped my arm around them, my heavy bag fell down my arm, then my bag hit her in the back.. Yeah, it sucked.

I'm only used to hugging small people, clearly.

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#2 2014-07-04 07:35:13

some man
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Re: Can't hug big people

holy crap YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU LOVE LITTLE BOYS? woah i didn't know that even from your title

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#3 2014-07-04 09:53:25

Different55
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Re: Can't hug big people

I expected this to be a story about how you can only hug midgets because you're a T-Rex.

Was disappointed.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#4 2014-07-04 10:49:18

Elochai
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Re: Can't hug big people

Well, it was a bit like that... I'm just saying.. I try to be a decent human and hug a big human, but instead I bit the crap out of them.

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#5 2014-07-04 12:29:22

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Re: Can't hug big people

Elochai wrote:

I bit the crap out of them.

that makes this a lot weirder than the original post was

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#6 2014-07-04 14:40:40

Elochai
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Re: Can't hug big people

Man, I meant beat.

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#7 2014-07-04 16:09:34

Different55
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Re: Can't hug big people

Domestic abuse is best abuse.

Your big people hugs need more domesticness.

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#8 2014-07-04 17:01:25

Elochai
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Re: Can't hug big people

Yeah beating people with bags is bad...


Now, if you get me to hug a small person, that's where i shine

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#9 2014-07-04 18:29:29

Different55
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Re: Can't hug big people

Are you a vampire?

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#10 2014-07-14 12:23:12

Starvr344
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Registered: 2011-06-26
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Re: Can't hug big people

A robot dinosaur vampire?

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#11 2014-07-15 10:54:04

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Re: Can't hug big people

HELLO

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#12 2014-07-18 19:46:02

Starvr344
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Re: Can't hug big people

Crap TVT again. There goes my day/

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