How to make the Wii U suck less.

Ratburntro44 · 2014-07-18 19:10:07

I wasn't either.

colon · 2014-07-19 06:04:20

I wasn't

Coolio · 2014-07-19 10:33:32

Starvr344 wrote:

Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.

I'm just that awesome.

N1KF · 2014-07-19 10:38:31

Coolio wrote:

Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.
I'm just that awesome.

im moar awsome

Different55 · 2014-07-19 11:02:54

Coolio wrote:

Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.
I'm just that awesome.

I'm actually mildly impressed by that

Starvr344 · 2014-07-19 12:34:39

Different55 wrote:

Coolio wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.
I'm just that awesome.
I'm actually mildly impressed by that

*mildly*

Coolio · 2014-07-20 17:09:33

Starvr344 wrote:

Different55 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.
I'm just that awesome.
I'm actually mildly impressed by that
*mildly*

I'm mildly impressed by YOUR FACE HA
am i getting better at insulting people

Starvr344 · 2014-07-20 20:35:57

Coolio wrote:

Starvr344 wrote:
diferent wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.
I'm just that awesome.
I'm actually mildly impressed by that
*mildly*
I'm mildly impressed by YOUR FACE HA
am i getting better at insulting people

JOE MAMA IS A FACE

Coolio · 2014-07-20 20:39:42

Starvr344 wrote:

Coolio wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
diferent wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
Starvr344 wrote:
Coolio wrote:
N1KF wrote:
identical wrote:
Isn't it exactly the same mario kart as every other mario kart? Go get a Gamecube. Cheaper and better games.
The main reason I'm interested in Mario Kart 8 is because of the wonderful graphics (I normally don't base games off of graphics, but this is an exception.) and neat track designs.
Oh, and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I'll need that game soon, otherwise I'll die of nothavingnewkirbius, a disease.
THAT MARIOKART 8 SOUNDTRACK IS THE REASON I STILL BREATHE
not really BUT STILL
DIT DIT DIT DODITDITDIDITDDIT DIT DO DIT DODITDITDITDITDIT
I wish I could tell what song it is, but your tune is kind of...vague.
I want to say the invincibility theme, but...
I wasn't expecting anyone to actually guess that.
I'm just that awesome.
I'm actually mildly impressed by that
*mildly*
I'm mildly impressed by YOUR FACE HA
am i getting better at insulting people
JOE MAMA IS A FACE

breaks down sobbing

Elochai · 2014-08-04 02:40:23

On a side note. Does it make me a weird idiot if I really like the wii u.

Well, it reminds me of a song, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. It's like that. But it's more like "My wii u brings on the boys to my house"... so that might be why I like it..

But on another side note, mario kart wii u is awesome.

IceYoshi · 2014-08-07 17:02:23

the wii u is not bad! it is the best only mario is on wii u, Thats why

Bimps1002 · 2014-08-07 17:13:11

IceYoshi wrote:

the wii u is not bad! it is the best only mario is on wii u, Thats why

there's more than just mario on the wii u

Different55 · 2014-08-07 17:32:30

IceYoshi wrote:

the wii u is not bad! it is the best only mario is on wii u, Thats why

I could play Mario on my phone with an emulator, but that doesn't make my phone the best. The Wii U, like my phone, has a lot of gimmicky games that cater to filthy casuals. The Wii U is really underpowered as well. One thing I do like about it is that they're porting some good games from the GBA and SNES that are pretty cheap. The vWii also has a good collection of N64 games. I've enjoyed playing F-Zero X on it. On the actual Wii U side of things, I mainly just watch movies and shows on Amazon Prime. I rarely actually play Wii U games because they're so overpriced, but that can be said about any latest gen console. It's a bit of a bigger problem on the Wii U though because it's so much weaker than both the PS4 and XB1 and the games are shorter and less... I don't know how to phrase it. It just seems like they put so much less effort into them. What I'm trying to say here is that its a bigger problem because you're getting less game for the same, already-bloated cost.

Back to the main point I set out to make half an hour ago:
Mario is available to play for a bunch of consoles. You could get a GameCube and have Mario for cheaper, as well as all the other, arguably better GC games available. Or a Wii. You still get the great games from the GC era, as well as more games directed at casuals that kids your age seem to enjoy very much. Casual games like Mario and all that for now, with the option available to buy cheap GC games when you're older and know better.

Elochai · 2014-08-07 17:50:25

Different55 wrote:

IceYoshi wrote:
the wii u is not bad! it is the best only mario is on wii u, Thats why
I could play Mario on my phone with an emulator, but that doesn't make my phone the best. The Wii U, like my phone, has a lot of gimmicky games that cater to filthy casuals. The Wii U is really underpowered as well. One thing I do like about it is that they're porting some good games from the GBA and SNES that are pretty cheap. The vWii also has a good collection of N64 games. I've enjoyed playing F-Zero X on it. On the actual Wii U side of things, I mainly just watch movies and shows on Amazon Prime. I rarely actually play Wii U games because they're so overpriced, but that can be said about any latest gen console. It's a bit of a bigger problem on the Wii U though because it's so much weaker than both the PS4 and XB1 and the games are shorter and less... I don't know how to phrase it. It just seems like they put so much less effort into them. What I'm trying to say here is that its a bigger problem because you're getting less game for the same, already-bloated cost.
Back to the main point I set out to make half an hour ago:
Mario is available to play for a bunch of consoles. You could get a GameCube and have Mario for cheaper, as well as all the other, arguably better GC games available. Or a Wii. You still get the great games from the GC era, as well as more games directed at casuals that kids your age seem to enjoy very much. Casual games like Mario and all that for now, with the option available to buy cheap GC games when you're older and know better.

He's got to read all that when he's awake. You're really testing his skills now. Ha.

Starvr344 · 2014-08-07 19:01:07

Why do you hate the Wii U so much? There are some great games for it. Saying "It's a sequel on a new console so it obviously sucks casuals suck filthy casuals and kids all have the same tastes" kind of makes you sound like a turd.

Different55 · 2014-08-07 19:31:47

Just to clarify a few things:
I like the Wii U. I like the other consoles a more, in some ways. I know there are good games on it. I enjoy casual games (surprise!). I think Nintendo made some mistakes with the Wii U. Like not allowing DVD playback. Or not allowing GC games, although that's more understandable. My main beef with the Wii U is actually more with the Mario series and any other series that offers almost purely graphical updates for the same bloated price as decent games. Most of the bad things I say about the Wii U actually only apply to small parts of it. Like the less effort bit. When I said that, I actually had some specific WiiWare in mind that is available for purchase on the Wii U through the vWii. I'm not going to mention any names so that the "game" doesn't get any more publicity.

I'm not saying that it's automatically bad because it's a new game on a new console, I'm saying that it's probably more worth it to go back a generation or two and get the same game for less money. It's not hate, it's money saving advice. That doesn't work for most games, but luckily for our small friend over here, it does, and for his favorite franchise.

Starvr344 · 2014-08-07 20:01:39

Ah, now I understand. Thanks.

Different55 · 2014-08-07 21:00:35

Np. Sorry for causing a misunderstanding.

Bimps1002 · 2014-08-07 21:10:56

pc masterrace and nintendo

no but really consoles shouldnt even compete. i like nintendo because it doesnt compete, it just does its own thing

Different55 · 2014-08-07 22:35:26

They're competing with smartphones for all the casuals. I think they should probably make a DDR type game that isn't Just Dance for the Wii U. JD is really fickle without a Wii Remote Plus. I've played JD a handful of times, while I still get out my PS2 and dance mat for DDR. I am a boss at that game.

Last edited by Different55 (2014-08-07 22:40:06)

IceYoshi · 2014-08-08 03:16:22

the mario games on wii u are better on the wii u. i think i have played all mario games all the really old ones. that is how i got in to mario. i do get that new super mario bros u was pretty much just new super mario bros i think that was just to get money but mario 3 word is special. i have played all the old games and i think that the games are better on wii u

im 7 i dont by my stuff so money dose not matter

some man · 2014-08-08 07:05:27

There are only three differences between New Super Mario Bros. U and New Super Mario Bros. Wii:

1. The plot
2. The resolution
3. The stage design

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